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  • July 13, 2015
    This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal cracker... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor And Claw Set made and sold by Etsy shop Imagemotor. The pieces are available as custom orders and cost around $250. It looks pretty realistic minus the torn up wall bits. Those look like pieces of styrofoam. The shop also sel... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Announced at E3 over the weekend, Fallout 4 will be released November 10th and also be available in a $120 Pip-Boy Edition. The Pip-Boy Edition comes with a Pip-Boy armband that holds most popular smartphone and, when coupled with a special app, appears to be a functional Pip-... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    This is the Nintendo-64 modded by Belgian artist Vadu Amka with a beautiful, albeit subtle, Ocarina of Time theme. Don't get me wrong, I'd still totally give my left nut for it. I mean, if I hadn't already lost it in a Rollerblading accident in high school. The ancestral ge... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    This is a shot of Chris Pratt's velociraptor gang from the upcoming Jurassic World movie. Apparently they have names now. And they are, from left to right: Delta, Blue, Charlie and Echo. Obviously, Echo will be the coolest one based on its name alone. Also, why does Delta h... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2015
    These are a bunch of shots from Toy Fair 2015 (think Renaissance faire but with fewer busty maidens and grilled turkey legs and more toys) in New York City featuring the upcoming Jurassic World LEGO sets. There will be five total sets including the $129 Indominus Rex Breakout,... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    This is the first peek (if you can call a silhouette a peek) at Indominus Rex, the genetically modified killer dinosaur the scientists in Jurassic World decided it would be a good idea to play God and create. *shaking fist* You fools! Just kidding, I'd still hit it. We set ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2014
    This is everyone's least favorite sea witch Ursula parodying everyone's least favorite land witch by recreating her monster ass pic from the cover of PAPER. It is the work of artist Olga Andriyenko. Good God, with an ass like that we're literally just one Ursula twerk away fr... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is a replica of Stan, the most complete male t-rex fossil found to date (not to be confused with Sue, which is THE most complete t-rex fossil found to date). You can get a full-size (40-feet long, 15-feet tall) replica of him made by the folks at the Black Hills Institute... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2014
    Meet Deinocheirus mirificus (literally: unusual, horrible hand), a recently described dinosaur that some paleontologists are calling the weirdest ever seen. It does kinda look like something out of a Dr. Seuss book. For the record, I'd still hit it. Actually, expunge that fr... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2014
    This is the sheet music created by Evan Kent to replicate Jeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park. That laugh, my God. I can't help but feel tingly all over -- like angels are tickling my scalp. *closes eyes, fantasizing* Ooooh, now it's like a velociraptor giving me a han... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2014
    A new fossil discovery in the Sahara desert indicates that Spinosaurus, possibly the largest predator to ever walk the earth, may have also been the first swimming dinosaur. My God, what an erotic pool party that would be! *ripping off bathing suit* MARCO. The 95-million-yea... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2014
    Meet Dreadnoughtus schrani, a newly described species of herbivorous dinosaur so massive paleontologists named it after 20th century dreadnought sailing ships because the f***er was so big it probably wasn't afraid of anything. Although maybe the one whose bones were discovere... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    This is the raptor bicycle (technically a tricycle) built by Norwegian artist Markus Moestue. I would ride that. I would ride that ALL NIGHT LONG. Not in the street though, it doesn't have a bike light. Could you imagine getting rear-ended by that thing? HEAVEN. I got the... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    In news that will most certainly work its way into my most erotic fantasies, some paleontologists now believe that t-rexes hunted in packs, working together to bring down large prey. Clever girls. When reached for comment about the discovery, one blogger covered his boner wit... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2014
    A new horny-snouted and slightly smaller cousin of the t-rex has recently been discovered in China (long dead, sadly) and I'm confident at least one blogger has a boner about it. That blogger is not me though, because I'm currently in a committed relationship with a stegosauru... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    This is a series of upcoming Finish postage stamps featuring the iconic homoerotic art of Tom of Finland (aka Touko Laaksonen). I'm really digging that one face and butt design. That guy's all, "Peekaboo, I see you! Like my mustache?" I would love to get a piece of mail wit... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is a side-by-side comparison of a 31-year old Hugh Jackman in X-Men (2000) vs a 44-year old Hugh Jackman in The Wolverine (2013). Clearly somebody has been hitting the gym app in the Danger Room. Or steroids. I'm kidding, when I close my eyes and imagine Hugh's penis an... / Continue →