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  • September 12, 2014
    A new fossil discovery in the Sahara desert indicates that Spinosaurus, possibly the largest predator to ever walk the earth, may have also been the first swimming dinosaur. My God, what an erotic pool party that would be! *ripping off bathing suit* MARCO. The 95-million-yea... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2014
    Meet Dreadnoughtus schrani, a newly described species of herbivorous dinosaur so massive paleontologists named it after 20th century dreadnought sailing ships because the f***er was so big it probably wasn't afraid of anything. Although maybe the one whose bones were discovere... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    This is the raptor bicycle (technically a tricycle) built by Norwegian artist Markus Moestue. I would ride that. I would ride that ALL NIGHT LONG. Not in the street though, it doesn't have a bike light. Could you imagine getting rear-ended by that thing? HEAVEN. I got the... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    In news that will most certainly work its way into my most erotic fantasies, some paleontologists now believe that t-rexes hunted in packs, working together to bring down large prey. Clever girls. When reached for comment about the discovery, one blogger covered his boner wit... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2014
    A new horny-snouted and slightly smaller cousin of the t-rex has recently been discovered in China (long dead, sadly) and I'm confident at least one blogger has a boner about it. That blogger is not me though, because I'm currently in a committed relationship with a stegosauru... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    This is a series of upcoming Finish postage stamps featuring the iconic homoerotic art of Tom of Finland (aka Touko Laaksonen). I'm really digging that one face and butt design. That guy's all, "Peekaboo, I see you! Like my mustache?" I would love to get a piece of mail wit... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    This is a side-by-side comparison of a 31-year old Hugh Jackman in X-Men (2000) vs a 44-year old Hugh Jackman in The Wolverine (2013). Clearly somebody has been hitting the gym app in the Danger Room. Or steroids. I'm kidding, when I close my eyes and imagine Hugh's penis an... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2014
    Note: Video is NSFW on account of a decent, albeit incredibly small by GW standards pecker. Also, I don't know how long the video is going to last so if it's gone already just search Youtube for 'Denver news penis' or something. I don't know, get creative. In news that made ... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    P0rnBurger is a website chronicling a man's journey to cook one magnificent burger a week, and take a picture of it. Then eat it. Eventually, it will make its way to the bottom of a toilet bowl, but the website doesn't document that part of the adventure. And I'm okay with ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the picture sent to Redditor FreakForFashion by her best friend. That's not her friend in the photo though, it's just a picture she found online. Obviously, I'm writing a Craigslist Missed Connection for whoever that is in the photo right now. Thanks to The Brett a... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    This is the tactical raptor that was recruited by Blue Force Gear and on display at a recent trade show. Could you imagine these things running around on the battlefield? That would be BADASS. "That would be like Dino-Riders." WHICH WAS BADASS. Dinosaurs and lasers: hands ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Come hither. This is a paper t-rex optical illusion that appears to follow you with its head as you walk around it. Cool, but I still want one of those creepy paintings that follows you with its eyes as you move around the room. "Don't masturbate paintings" I call them. Kee... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is the giant Captain Picard quilt sewn by Candy Coated Quilts (those sound sticky). Can you think of anything better than waking up to the giant face of Captain Picard staring back at you? "Tons of things." Well sure, but it still beats the hell out of a dog or cat's @$... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2013
    This is a composite shot of all Superman actors' (Christopher Reeve, Dean Cain, Tom Welling, Brandon Routh, and Henry Cavill) faces blended together by Redditor morphinapg. That's, uh, that's one handsome face. Is it getting steamy in here or are my underwear just moist becau... / Continue →