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  • April 26, 2016
    LOL those stupid rays think they're birds! This is a video from the BBC of a group of Mobula rays jumping out of the ocean to bellyflop in an attempt to attract a mate. Both males and females participate, trying to draw attention to themselves and their superior sexability. ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2016
    This is a video of people being chased by another person in a realistic velociraptor suit. Their reactions are pretty much exactly what you'd expect: everybody runs. And who wouldn't? Me, that's who. I would turn around and chase that dino screaming, "Come back, I thought y... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2016
    This is a shot of the underside of Redditor mentosfresh's friend's memory foam mattress during a recent move. Or maybe it's actually mentosfresh's bed but they're trying to deflect the incriminating sexiness. Memory foam never forgets. In case you're eight years old, those ... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    Because people in t-rex costume videos are the new 'what happens when you put a red-hot ball of nickel on something' videos, this is a short clip of a t-rex doing flips on a trampoline. Admittedly, I thought it was pretty mesmerizing to watch. Like watching water boil, if wat... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2016
    This is a commercial from Japan advertising those ultra-thin (0.01mm) condoms they have over there. Personally, I like really thick condoms (at least an inch or two) because they make my penis look bigger. The commercial features two Tyrannosaurus Rexes boning. The male fin... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2015
    Remember the guy in the t-rex costume practicing for American Ninja Warrior? Of course you do, it was just a couple days ago. Well now from the same folks comes a lady in the costume pole dancing. It was very arousing. Could you imagine if ever strip club had at least one g... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2015
    This is a gallery of the rice-straw dinosaurs (among other animals) built in Niigata Prefecture, Japan after this year's rice harvest. That t-rex is stunning. So is the triceratops. Is rice-straw soft or abrasive? Like, would it hurt if you rubbed up against it? I'm...aski... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2015
    If you can't tell how to do it from the picture alone, I'm not sure there's much hope for you. But I will provide some words anyways because I know not everyone is a visual learner. Take a slice from five different kinds of sausage (in this case hotdog, bratwurst, Italian sau... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal cracker... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor And Claw Set made and sold by Etsy shop Imagemotor. The pieces are available as custom orders and cost around $250. It looks pretty realistic minus the torn up wall bits. Those look like pieces of styrofoam. The shop also sel... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Announced at E3 over the weekend, Fallout 4 will be released November 10th and also be available in a $120 Pip-Boy Edition. The Pip-Boy Edition comes with a Pip-Boy armband that holds most popular smartphone and, when coupled with a special app, appears to be a functional Pip-... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    This is the Nintendo-64 modded by Belgian artist Vadu Amka with a beautiful, albeit subtle, Ocarina of Time theme. Don't get me wrong, I'd still totally give my left nut for it. I mean, if I hadn't already lost it in a Rollerblading accident in high school. The ancestral ge... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    This is a shot of Chris Pratt's velociraptor gang from the upcoming Jurassic World movie. Apparently they have names now. And they are, from left to right: Delta, Blue, Charlie and Echo. Obviously, Echo will be the coolest one based on its name alone. Also, why does Delta h... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2015
    These are a bunch of shots from Toy Fair 2015 (think Renaissance faire but with fewer busty maidens and grilled turkey legs and more toys) in New York City featuring the upcoming Jurassic World LEGO sets. There will be five total sets including the $129 Indominus Rex Breakout,... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    This is the first peek (if you can call a silhouette a peek) at Indominus Rex, the genetically modified killer dinosaur the scientists in Jurassic World decided it would be a good idea to play God and create. *shaking fist* You fools! Just kidding, I'd still hit it. We set ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2014
    This is everyone's least favorite sea witch Ursula parodying everyone's least favorite land witch by recreating her monster ass pic from the cover of PAPER. It is the work of artist Olga Andriyenko. Good God, with an ass like that we're literally just one Ursula twerk away fr... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is a replica of Stan, the most complete male t-rex fossil found to date (not to be confused with Sue, which is THE most complete t-rex fossil found to date). You can get a full-size (40-feet long, 15-feet tall) replica of him made by the folks at the Black Hills Institute... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2014
    Meet Deinocheirus mirificus (literally: unusual, horrible hand), a recently described dinosaur that some paleontologists are calling the weirdest ever seen. It does kinda look like something out of a Dr. Seuss book. For the record, I'd still hit it. Actually, expunge that fr... / Continue →