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  • April 2, 2014
    This is DeviantARTist leafeon-ex's dog cosplaying in the Umbreon costume she made her. Man, I would love for a wild one of those to appear. As long as it didn't try to bite me. If it tried to bite me I'm not sure what I'd do, but I suspect it would involve getting bitten. S... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2014
    This is a series of children's medical helmets painted by artist Paula Strawn to look cooler than the plain white they come in. They almost make me wish I had to wear a medical helmet. I don't though. "Then what's that on your head?" Oh this? This is a CRASH helmet. "And ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are the $90 Batman and Robin best friend necklaces made by Etsy seller VisionQuest (I f***ing love vision quests). Which friend is going to wear the Robin one? Presumably whoever's the bitch in your friendship, so not you. You are a LEADER. You are an ALPHA MALE. Unl... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2014
    This is a t-shirt printed with Marty McFly's iconic look from Back to the Future (available on Amazon for ~$30). Which, for the record, is a maroon t-shirt, blue plaid button-up, bi-color jean jacket, and red vest. Marty was into LAYERING. Me? I'm into wearing as little as ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    That's not what a Nintendo controller's plug looks like! This is the Nintendo controller promise ring designed by Paul Michael Design (of Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). Why a Nintendo controller for a promise ring? Because, "I Intendo marry you." Not a very... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks s... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2013
    This is a series of Pokemon monster themed boyshort 'Pokepanties' made and sold by Etsy shop MakersWay. They kind of make your ass look like Charmander's, Squirtle's, Pikachu's or Bulbasaur's. If your lover is more into that than they would be your regular ass, RUN, DO NOT WA... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2013
    These are the £40 (~$65) one size fits most adults Star Wars onesies available from RED5. They come in Storm Trooper, Boba Fett, Darth Vader and R2-D2 (although his design is entirely on the back for some reason) varieties. Want a Lando Calrissian one? Get real, you and I bo... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    This is a series of Game of Thrones house sigil bow ties made by Etsy seller 2Marys. They come in Lannister, Baratheon, Stark, Targaryen and Arryn styles. Which would you wear? I can honestly say I don't think I've ever worn a bow tie. Well that's not entire true, I'm pret... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2013
    Black Milk Clothing has announced they're releasing a line of Harry Potter themed leggings, swimsuits, dresses and tops on Tuesday, September 10th, and has been posting sneak peek pics on their Facebook page. These are those sneak peeks. I want them all, and I'm not even a la... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2013
    I am alive and managed to keep my arm but I am on drugs and they make it hard to write to the point where most of the time I'm just staring at the pores on the back of my hands, so bear with me. This is the $100 Sharkini, a bathing suit that makes it look like you're being att... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    This is the Cats Are Center of the Universe/ Solar System Cat Fascinator/ Planetary Kitty Hat from Etsy seller NotsoKittyShop. It's a little model solar system your cat can wear on its head, and, God willing, try to paw at and keep slapping itself in the face. This cat fascin... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2013
    This is a small series of handmade high-heelsby footwear designer/cobbler Kobi Levi. Each represents a different Disney lady-villain. This is the Evil Queen here, but there are Maleficent and Ursala models after the jump. Unfortunately, there aren't any Victoria's Secret mod... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2013
    This is self-proclaimed 'Destroyer of Cards' Amy Demicco at the PAX East convention in Boston sporting the dress, helmet and axe she made from 800 cut up Magic: The Gathering cards. Now before you go off complaining about how could somebody cut up perfectly good Magic cards, ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    This is a collection of jewelry designed by artist Jennifer Crupi that forces the wearer to make a particular gesture. You know, just in case you want to always be pointing but don't have the willpower to do it on your own. There's a bunch of different versions after the jump... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    This is the $150 Pee-Wee Herman inspired bicycling skinsuit from Podium Cycling. It makes you look like Pee-Wee Herman. Not in the face though, so you're going to have to wear a mask. Then whenever you show up somewhere you can tell everyone Large Marge sent you. Get it? T... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2013
    You know what the problem with bow ties is? They're hard to tie. Plus they don't really look good on anybody but James Bond and Bill Nye and SPOILER: you aren't either "But..." BUT NOTHING, HIPSTER. Enter The Two Guys Bow Tie Company, which makes $55-$65 wooden bow ties wit... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2012
    TO INFINITY AND -- I think I'm just going to sit down for a while. This is NASA's new prototype spacesuit, the Z-1. It makes the wearer look like Buzz Lightyear. Personally, I want a spacesuit that makes me look like a Big Daddy from Bioshock. That way aliens will think twi... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    These are some $40 Adventure Time pajamas from ThinkGeek. You can pick from Finn, who has a little Jake in his front pocket and a backpack on, or Jake, who has a little Finn on his chest. Unfortunately every size (even my XXL) is currently sold out, so it looks like it's goin... / Continue →