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  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Lord Nermal t-shirt available for pre-order from RIPNDIP. It looks like there's a little cat hanging out in your pocket. Then when you pull the pocket down it looks like there's a little cat hanging out in your pocket flipping you the bird. Apparently cats don't... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Severus Snape lady's coat made and sold by Etsy store EveningArwen. They cost $425 apiece and are custom sewn to your measurements. Obviously, it's best worn with nothing underneath. *waving magic wand* Abracanobra! "Wait -- is your wand a chopstick?" I ordere... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    VapRwear and Hood HorkerZ are hoodies with drawstrings that serve as vaping/smoking devices. The VapRwear hoodie (~$100, includes vape pen) has a mouthpiece on one end, and connects to a vaporizer on the other (which fits in front pocket and can vape juices, oils and wax -- dr... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    The Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool (available this summer) is a 25-function multi-tool worn around the wrist or penis like a bracelet. It has a bunch of screwdriver bits and box wrenches, as well as a cutting hook, glass breaker, and bottle opener. Gotta have a bottle o... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    Honey? You've got shit all over your nice shirt. This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It's currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I'm paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    This is an animated video of a real conversation between father Adam Buxton and his 5-year old daughter discussing Princess Leia's iconic golden bikini slave outfit. His daughter really likes it. She says if she was in Leia's situation she just would have escaped and kept wea... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    So, you got invited to a friend's ugly Christmas sweater party. Ask if you can bring a plus one (I'm trying to meet new people). Then order one of these Ugly Christmas Suits from Shinesty and be the talk of the party. And not just because you brought a stranger who's rifflin... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2014
    This is "designer" Elie Tahari's iPhone dress, a dress with a bunch of iPhones attached. Why? Because fashion is dead. And I'm pretty sure my roommate is too because I haven't seen or heard from him in weeks. Dare me to kick down his bedroom door? *BAM!* OMG...OMG... OMG! ... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2014
    These are the $99 officially licensed shoes made to look like the Nike power-laces Marty McFly wears in Back to the Future II. Except they're not Nike, and they don't cost thousands of dollars like the ones Nike actually made and auctioned off a couple years ago. I'm half tem... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2014
    This is the Zombie Hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($50 -- even for a XXXL!). It has a zip-up face mask complete with see-through eye holes and a breathable mouth. That way you can see where you're going and not pass out while you're chasing kids off your lawn on Halloween. ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    This is Black Milk Clothing's new Princesses and Villains line -- including tights, track jackets, dresses, skirts and swimsuits featuring the iconic characters of Disney animations. You know, it's great there's finally a line of fashionable adult-size Disney princess wear, be... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Yesterday, July 20th, marked the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing. And to celebrate not giving a shit about the moon anymore, GE has released these limited edition 'THE MISSIONS' high tops. GE was responsible for the original moon boots worn by Neil Armstrong an... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2014
    Remember: bend at the knees and not the waist or somebody might get a Pikachu underwear. This is the $95 Pokemon Skater Dress from Poprageous. Allegedly it features every single Pokemon. I have no clue if that is accurate or not. What I do know is skater dresses are really ... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2014
    These are the Millennium Falcon rings available from PaulMichaelDesign (of Nintendo controller, Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). They're the perfect rings for when you get to that point in a relationship when you're comfortable saying, "Honey, I trust you enough... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    These are the dragon hair clips made and painted by Etsy seller aishavoya. They cost $40 and and you can even request a custom colored one if you don't want of the Smaug or Game of Thrones dragons seen here. What colors would you choose? I think I would choose green with gold... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    These are believed to be the oldest pants in the world, recently excavated from a tomb in China. They belonged to a nomadic herder, who likely wore them for riding horseback. When I'm riding horseback? Full knight's armor and a flaming lance. With straight-fitting legs and ... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2014
    These are the Giant Robot Feet With Sound Effects slippers available from ThinkGeek ($30). They make every step sound like a robot taking a step. They are the perfect slippers for somebody looking for giant robot feet with sound effects slippers. They are NOT the perfect sli... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2014
    These are the $80 - $200 silk scarfs designed by Celine Semaan Vernon of Slow Factory using open-source images taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope. Plus they're organic and fair-trade and all that so you don't have to feel guilty about wearing one. But you should feel guil... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2014
    This is DeviantARTist leafeon-ex's dog cosplaying in the Umbreon costume she made her. Man, I would love for a wild one of those to appear. As long as it didn't try to bite me. If it tried to bite me I'm not sure what I'd do, but I suspect it would involve getting bitten. S... / Continue →