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  • January 29, 2016
    This is the Archelis wearable chair. It was designed with surgeons in mind, who spend long hours on their feet poking around in people's bodies and silently judging them for ever jamming that Star Wars action figure up their ass in the first place. But I was out of Sharpies! ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2016
    This is the Neopixel Giant Thermometer Scarf created by Instructables user caitlinsdad. It uses a digital thermometer, Arduino controller and strip of LEDs to display the current temperature. It also has a couple different cool light-up effects. Of course, I don't need a the... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2016
    Forget pillow hoodies, I wanna learn to hover-sleep like that guy! The Hypnos is a hoodie that has an inflatable pillow insert in the back of the hood. That way you can sleep anywhere, not that I've ever had a problem sleeping anywhere. Okay that's not true, but when I do ha... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2015
    They're not actually thigh-highs, they're just made to look like they are. They are full tights. $20 gets you a pair of both Darth Vader and R2-D2. They're the perfect stockings for letting everyone know that yes, you've seen Star Wars before. Or for tricking people into th... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    Pastafarian Lindsay Miller just won her appeal to be allowed to wear a pasta strainer on her head in her driver's license photo, because she is wearing it for religious reasons. She was previously denied a license because the people at the DMV didn't take her seriously, which ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2015
    These are the animal face balaclavas available from Teya Salat. They come in a variety of different animals (including lion, lynx, fox, wolf, leopard, tiger, snow tiger, cat, dog, panda, red panda, brown bear and more) and cost around $34 apiece. Each one also has animal-spec... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2015
    These are the My Neighbor Totoro tights available from Hot Topic ($14). I am into them. I love Totoro. And I'm not just saying that because he's the neighbor I've always dreamed of, but he is. The neighbors I have now suck. Literally the only thing good about them is their... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2015
    Haha, I chose paper, you lose! This is the officially licensed Mega Man hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($60). Previously there was this officially licensed Mega Man hoodie. That one cost $190 though. I am not spending $190 on a hoodie unless it makes me look attractive to ... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2015
    These are the luxury cat lingerie sets available from some company in Japan for an undisclosed amount of money (I am great at doing research). Each of the three sets was modeled after a different breed kind of cat, and come with a bra, underwear, tail, and fabric necklace (UPD... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2015
    Because soon every product will be available with a Star Wars theme (I honestly thought we were already there), these are the officially licensed Chewbacca fur-lined Crocs. They are available in both children's sizes ($40) and adult sizes ($60) up to a men's 13. Of course if ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2015
    These are the Vibram Furoshiki wrap-around shoes. They were inspired by traditional Japanese Furoshiki fabrics used to wrap gifts or transport goods. They're basically a rubber soled slipper with a long piece of fabric on each side that wrap across the top of your foot and are... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is a video of a hermit crab who's upgraded from a shell to a giant LEGO brick. Is a LEGO brick better than a shell? I doubt it. Does a hermit crab with a LEGO for a shell get laid more than one without? I doubt it. At least not unless he finds a lady crab to move in r... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    Pro wrestler "Mr. 450" (Jesus De Leon) wore Dragon Ball armor in a recent WWE NXT match and got his ass handed to him (quite literally) in like ten seconds by Baron Corbin. Man, that is some shitty armor. Apparently Mr. 450 is a big Dragon Ball fan and even has signature move... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2015
    This is the Pizza Bikini available from Pyknik. The top and bottom cost $32 apiece, for a total of $64, making it the most expensive pizza you'll ever order. It also only comes in pepperoni, so if you were hoping for other toppings you are out of luck. What other toppings d... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    Outties are jeans that appear to be inside-out, inspired by the 2015 fashion trend in Back To The Future II. As you may recall if you haven't already destroyed your brain with drugs and alcohol (I sadly could not recall), Doc warms Marty to "Pull out his pants pockets" because... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2015
    Because what is Kickstarter if not a place to launch every conceivable variety of wallet, this is the CLIPP. The CLIPP is both a belt buckle that helps keep your pants up, as well as a wallet. The wallet part clips off of the buckle with the push of two buttons. You can get ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    This is the $60 'I am Chewie' hoodie available from We Love Fine. It is a slightly more realistic looking Chewbacca hoodie than the previous ones we've seen HERE and HERE. Does it shed? Probably. Will it shed in your food? Probably. Will it attract furries? Yes. Will yo... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    These are the custom Cel shaded pants Borderlands style Comic book jeans Cosplay Pants (I just copied her product title if you couldn't tell) available from Etsy seller DejaNeufHeures (previously: this other pair somebody made). They cost $114 and are made specifically for you... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    Because GW is my name and female empowerment is my game (even above beer pong and Risk), this is a shot of the women's bathroom sign revelation discovered by Axosoft programmer Tania Katan. As you can see, the woman in the sign was never wearing a dress, she was wearing a CAPE... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is the Bowler Hat Colander available from Firebox ($20, but $80 total to get it shipped to the US, i.e. not worth it). It can strain spaghetti or accent a mustache and bow tie with equal dexterity. When I was a kid I used to wear a metal colander on my head to prevent th... / Continue →