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  • June 26, 2015
    This is the Pizza Bikini available from Pyknik. The top and bottom cost $32 apiece, for a total of $64, making it the most expensive pizza you'll ever order. It also only comes in pepperoni, so if you were hoping for other toppings you are out of luck. What other toppings d... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    Outties are jeans that appear to be inside-out, inspired by the 2015 fashion trend in Back To The Future II. As you may recall if you haven't already destroyed your brain with drugs and alcohol (I sadly could not recall), Doc warms Marty to "Pull out his pants pockets" because... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2015
    Because what is Kickstarter if not a place to launch every conceivable variety of wallet, this is the CLIPP. The CLIPP is both a belt buckle that helps keep your pants up, as well as a wallet. The wallet part clips off of the buckle with the push of two buttons. You can get ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    This is the $60 'I am Chewie' hoodie available from We Love Fine. It is a slightly more realistic looking Chewbacca hoodie than the previous ones we've seen HERE and HERE. Does it shed? Probably. Will it shed in your food? Probably. Will it attract furries? Yes. Will yo... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    These are the custom Cel shaded pants Borderlands style Comic book jeans Cosplay Pants (I just copied her product title if you couldn't tell) available from Etsy seller DejaNeufHeures (previously: this other pair somebody made). They cost $114 and are made specifically for you... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    Because GW is my name and female empowerment is my game (even above beer pong and Risk), this is a shot of the women's bathroom sign revelation discovered by Axosoft programmer Tania Katan. As you can see, the woman in the sign was never wearing a dress, she was wearing a CAPE... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is the Bowler Hat Colander available from Firebox ($20, but $80 total to get it shipped to the US, i.e. not worth it). It can strain spaghetti or accent a mustache and bow tie with equal dexterity. When I was a kid I used to wear a metal colander on my head to prevent th... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2015
    Bow ties: they are hip again. Were they ever not hip? Depends on who you ask. If you ask my grandpa he'll tell you to stop standing in front of the television while his shows are on. These are a selection of geeky ties from Birties Bow Ties. They all cost $25, have adjusta... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2015
    Because everybody likes to pretend they're a superhero sometimes (otherwise comic cons wouldn't exist), these are the newly released Avengers character themed Under Armor Alter Ego compression shirts. They come in Captain America, Hulk, Thor and Iron Man varieties and cost $60... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2015
    The Mag-Vest ($60) is currently a Kickstarter project for a vest containing large ceramic magnets so you can stick tools to yourself while you're working. It looks like a great way to accidentally drop a hammer on your foot. Plus it makes the perfect addition to your Magneto ... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    Made By Daisy will cut your signature out of a sterling silver sheet and attach it to a necklace for you for 99 (~$149). It makes the perfect display of your vanity. They're kinda small though, and only average about 4cm across. I remember in high school I practiced and prac... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Lord Nermal t-shirt available for pre-order from RIPNDIP. It looks like there's a little cat hanging out in your pocket. Then when you pull the pocket down it looks like there's a little cat hanging out in your pocket flipping you the bird. Apparently cats don't... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Severus Snape lady's coat made and sold by Etsy store EveningArwen. They cost $425 apiece and are custom sewn to your measurements. Obviously, it's best worn with nothing underneath. *waving magic wand* Abracanobra! "Wait -- is your wand a chopstick?" I ordere... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    VapRwear and Hood HorkerZ are hoodies with drawstrings that serve as vaping/smoking devices. The VapRwear hoodie (~$100, includes vape pen) has a mouthpiece on one end, and connects to a vaporizer on the other (which fits in front pocket and can vape juices, oils and wax -- dr... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    The Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool (available this summer) is a 25-function multi-tool worn around the wrist or penis like a bracelet. It has a bunch of screwdriver bits and box wrenches, as well as a cutting hook, glass breaker, and bottle opener. Gotta have a bottle o... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    Honey? You've got shit all over your nice shirt. This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It's currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I'm paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    This is an animated video of a real conversation between father Adam Buxton and his 5-year old daughter discussing Princess Leia's iconic golden bikini slave outfit. His daughter really likes it. She says if she was in Leia's situation she just would have escaped and kept wea... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    So, you got invited to a friend's ugly Christmas sweater party. Ask if you can bring a plus one (I'm trying to meet new people). Then order one of these Ugly Christmas Suits from Shinesty and be the talk of the party. And not just because you brought a stranger who's rifflin... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2014
    This is "designer" Elie Tahari's iPhone dress, a dress with a bunch of iPhones attached. Why? Because fashion is dead. And I'm pretty sure my roommate is too because I haven't seen or heard from him in weeks. Dare me to kick down his bedroom door? *BAM!* OMG...OMG... OMG! ... / Continue →