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    WTF!: Giant Alien Skull Unearthed In Peru
    November 18, 2011
    If eyes really are the windows to the soul YOU'VE GOT TWO GIANT GAPING HOLES IN THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE BRO. These are the mummified remains of an alien found in Peru. Sure you might think they're just the remains of a person born with a really unfortunate dome, but no, they'r... / Continue →
  • Another Day, Another Russian Woman Who's Kept An Alien Corpse In Her Refrigerator For Two Years
    November 15, 2011
    This is a picture of the carved vegetable alien corpse Russian cat lady Marta Yegorovnam has been keeping in her fridge for the past two years after pulling it from the wreckage of a crashed UFO in 2009. The best part? She's still been using the fridge for food storage. You'... / Continue →
  • OMG, We Totally Got This!: Rename The Very Large Array (VLA) Radio Telescope Contest
    October 17, 2011
    Because who would've guessed naming a group of giant radio telescopes the 'very large array' wouldn't inspire awe and wonder in our nation's youth and make them give a damn about space, the National Science Foundation is holding a contest to rename the Astronomical Alienfinder.... / Continue →
  • Dial-Up Modem Noise Slowed Down 700%
    June 29, 2011
    Ever wonder what an old 56k modem sounds like slowed down 700%? Jesus, you really need to stop wondering about such weird shit, you're scaring me. But, because curiosity killed the cat and I'm hoping it'll do the same to you, here it is anyway. It sounds like...the aliens ar... / Continue →
  • US Government Releases 1950 UFO Report
    April 11, 2011
    This is a memo sent to the director of the FBI in 1950 describing the crash of three 'flying saucers' and the recovery of alien bodies from the New Mexico desert. OMG -- all those nutjobs weren't such nutjobs after all. Just kidding, I don't even trust the government to know ... / Continue →
  • WE'RE NOT ALONE: All The Alien Planets Found By NASA's Kepler Space Probe
    April 5, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're convinced if you just zoom in you might spot an alien. This is a shot depicting all 1,235 potential alien planets located by the Kepler space probe to date. The planets are actually just the tiny black dots though, the big balls are th... / Continue →
  • OMGWTFWEREOFFICIALLYNOTALONE?!: Fossilized Alien Bacteria Found In Meteorite
    March 6, 2011
    Alien bacteria? Possibly. Noodle puking noodles? Probably. A NASA scientist who's dreamed of having sex with aliens since adolescence claims he's found FOSSILIZED ALIEN BACTERIA in a rare form of meteorite. This discovery may or may yes lend credit to the Scientologist bel... / Continue →
  • First Peek At Another Planetary System!
    November 14, 2008
    That's right folks, this is the first photo (I have no idea what this was then), taken by the Hubble Space Telescope, of a planet orbiting another star. "[The picture] shows a planet orbiting the bright southern star Fomalhaut, located 25 light-years away in the constellation ... / Continue →