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  • July 27, 2011
    There are two kinds of fun in the world: 1. the kind that involves playing Water Soaked Knee Hockey, and 2. drugs and alcohol [Editor's note: you can't say that, GW] 2. loose women [Editor's Note: that either] 2. doing something illegal [Editor's Note: last chance] 2. the kind ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    This $17,000 'Skier Controlled Tow Boat' from Hammacher Schlemmer may look like a Jet-Ski, but it's actually a full-size boat that's been shrunk with a shrink-ray. SIKE -- THIS AIN'T NO GOOFY-ASS RICK MORANIS SHIT, THIS IS REAL F***ING LIFE! (Read: it's a modified Jet-Ski) ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    Remember the water-powered jetpack we reported on (link includes video) back in January of '09? Me neither, that was two whole years ago. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, AN ELEPHANT?! Well now JetLev, the company behind the device, is ready to roll them out to the public. And all for ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    This is a short (but beautiful) video of Mark Visser surfing in the middle of the night in Maui with some sort of special lighting rig that prevented the footage from turning out like your first failed sex tape (although, to your audio-capture credit: I could hear the disappoin... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2011
    Ever wanted a clear canoe or kayak so you can see what's going down in the water below you? Personally I've always been too scared, especially if it has anything to do with sharks. Still, when I was a kid I did throw fish-food on the floor of a glass-bottom boat, so there's t... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I motorboated a mermaid on the back of a jet ski once. I know, I know, now I'm just bragging. If you haven't seen this video already it's basically an advertisement for birth control. Or maybe life vests. Whichever the case, one thing's... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    The quadski is the lovechild of a jetski that humped a 4-wheeler despite Poseidon warning the watercraft that it would upset the balance of the oceans and the moon would probably come crashing down to earth. That must have been some good-ass sex, amirite?! The Quadski ($TBA) ... / Continue →