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  • November 16, 2015
    Because some people still believe in doing real science, this is a video of a slice of pizza being shot at a thonged butt in super slow-motion (previously: gummi bears). I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly that I don't want to eat pizza after it's touched a butt. Just kid... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2015
    32-year old Daniel Fleetwood got to watch a special at-home advanced screening of The Force Awakens after a Twitter campaign was created to get the attention of J.J. Abrams, Disney and LucasFilm and urge them all to let him see it. Daniel was diagnosed with a rare lung cancer ... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2015
    This is a video from The Slow-Mo Guys (I am just a Slow Guy) of a dude getting tased in ultra slow motion. It made me cringe a little, especially when the barbs broke his skin. I don't like things breaking my skin. It hurts. I still have a nasty scar on my head from the tim... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2015
    This is a guide to follow if you want to watch all the Marvel universe movies and television shows in chronological order. Is it accurate? No clue. Do you actually need to watch anything in chronological order? Not really. But here it is anyway in case you ever break both ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2015
    These are four videos (A New Hope is two parts) detailing all the changes George 'I'll Do What I Want' Lucas made to the original Star Wars trilogy after they were already released. Most of the changes are pretty minor, like adding an alien in the background, and almost all ar... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    This is a video of all six Star Wars movies playing on top of each other simultaneously because why take the time to watch six separate movies? Beats me, but you definitely shouldn't bother taking the time to watch the most recent three. The upcoming J.J. Abrams one though --... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is a redneck themed bad lip reading of The Avengers. It's arguably better than the real movie, although I haven't seen the real movie because it's rated PG-13 and my parental controls (read: the movies my mom will sit through with me) are set to PG. I've seen Paul Blart:... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2015
    This is a video of juggler and ring illusionist Lindzee Poi (previously HERE and HERE) performing a series of trippy ring illusions in somebody's beautiful backyard (I love wisteria vines!), complete with EMOTIONAL SOUNDTRACK. I really liked that song. It almost made me cry. ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    These are a bunch of images created by Buzzfeed imagining popular 90's cartoons with live action characters. I would watch any one of them. Except Rugrats. A live action Rugrats would just be a bunch of children crawling around, and I don't need to see that. I see enough ch... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2015
    Because nothing brings me greater joy than people on the internet asking "Slow news day?", this is a picture of some clever kid using an IKEA table to view his smartphone hands-free. Not bad. At least until you fall asleep and wake up and break that table with your face. You... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2015
    If you haven't already seen it (or have already seen it but still need a good cry today) this is a 14-minute video of all of Severus Snape's most important scenes from the Harry Potter movies played in chronological order. Of all the characters in the Harry Potter universe, Sn... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    Because there's nothing more terrifying and satisfying than watching two robots kill each other, ABC has announced they're bringing BattleBots back to television this summer for a whopping six episodes. Sadly, it appears they have no intention of also bringing back Dating In T... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2015
    This is a glimpse of the future of humanity as documented by Redditor ryanmerket. I'm not sure how I feel about. That's not true, I am sure how I feel about it, and it isn't good. We're one step closer to that slovenly dystopian future in WALL-E. And I, for one, want no par... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2015
    This is a video of performance artist Lindzee Poi (of eye-melting ring illusion fame) swinging two poi around. Obviously, he would be your best friend at a rave. But probably make a lousy roommate. Dammit Lindzee, what did I tell you about swinging those things around inside... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    This is a commercial for LG's new 4K television featuring a bunch of pets reacting to other animals on the screen. It all looked pretty suspect to me. Fake, the shadows are all wrong, you can tell it's fake because it's a commercial and all commercials were designed to trick ... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2014
    This is a map of the average visit length to P0rnHub according to country (map of the US states after the jump). As you can see, North America, South America, and most of Europe like to zip up as quick as possible. Africa takes significantly longer (possibly slow internet spe... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2014
    This is a supercut of Batman's parents getting killed in nine different versions of his origin story. It was pretty sad. You think Bruce Wayne's parents called him Brucie when he was a baby? Bruce just doesn't sound like much of a baby's name. Bruce sounds like the kind of ... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2014
    This is a video of a bunch of frogs gathering to watch a video of worms slithering around on a smartphone. The group starts off small, but grows quickly, with several viewers actually lunging at the screen for a disappointing snack. No word if the frogs were being lured there... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    Some theaters in China are experimenting with "bullet screens," a service that allows moviegoers to text messages on screen while the movie is playing. You know, because I care what the person next to me is thinking. God willing, they'll at least have their phones on dim and ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2014
    This is a video of Gizmodo writier Brian Barrett having his 2008 Toshiba flatscreen TV appraised by an Antiques Roadshow expert. Despite being a whopping six years old, expert Gary Piattoni (who is very professional) only appraises the television at around $100 (I'm not sure i... / Continue →