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  • January 28, 2014
    This is Van Cleef & Arpels' $245,000 *coughing up tuna salad on rye* Complication Poétique Midnight Planétarium, a watch with a 369-piece movement that displays our solar system's visible planets moving around the watch's face in real-time. The shooting star also tells regular... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2013
    This is the (currently $99 for a limited time) Intoxicated watch from TokyoFlash. It has a functional breathalyzer built in so you know how crunk you are. The unit reads blood alcohol content in 0.02% increments from 0 to 0.20%. For reference, 0.08% is the typical legal driv... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    This is a Knights of the Round Table themed timepiece designed by luxury watchmaker Roger Dubuis. As you can see, it features all the knights gathered around the table with their swords drawn ready to yell 'ONE, TWO, THREE -- FAIR MAIDEN TITS!' or whatever the hell their team ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    This is the $500 Mass Effect N7 Ambassador Watch available for pre-order from the BioWare Store and manufactured by independently owned and operated Meister Watches, based right here out of Los Angeles. Maybe I'll pay them a visit...with a ski mask on! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm jok... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Hoho, a literal DeLorean time machine -- zing! SHOOT ME AND SHOOT TO KILL. This is a $15,900 DeLorean timepiece made by Swiss watchmakers Romain Jerome. The bezel is actually made from stainless steel taken from an original DeLorean DMC-12. The piece is limited to 81 units,... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2012
    This is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $179 Kisai Optical Illusion. Clever name. The time is always visible by training your eyes to pick out the bars that are traveling in the opposite direction as all the others. Oooooooor by cheating and pushing the touchscreen so the re... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2011
    This is the $90 Click Keypad watch. It was made to look like the number pad of a computer keyboard and tells the time by blinking the corresponding numbers in order. Plus you can actually click the keys if you want to pretend like you're hacking an ATM or something to impress... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2011
    Barg, Brad and kw -- congratulations guys, you're today's big winners! Although truthfully, it was probably Tokyoflash that came out on top what with the exposure and all. Exposure, LOL *flashes mammies* So yeah, somebody else send me something cool to give away. Preferably ... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2011
    Words: they'll never hurt me like sticks and stones. And, okay, the stove. But now you can tell time wif dem! And Tokyoflash's latest, the Kisai Kaidoku, does just that. It's the second fan design submitted to Tokyoflash's Design Challenge blog to become reality (the first ... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2011
    This is a conceptual Tokyoflash watch with a built-in breathalyzer for determining your sobriety. You know, I actually used to own a breathalyzer that I'd leave out whenever we threw a party so people could see how drunk they were. One time a friend got so wasted he blew a 0.... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Got some leftover Christmas money burning a hole in your pocket? Check again. Haha, yeah I stole it when we were sitting next to each other. Also, I think I brushed your wiener. That was probably more action than you got in all of 2010 aside, this is Tokyoflash's latest des... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2010
    Tokyoflash just released four new designs in time for the holidays and they are, clockwise(!!!!!111) from top left: the Transit, Joypad, Lightspeed and RPM. The first three designs are available in both black and white (but NOT red all over. If yours is red all over you're pr... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2010
    This is a $135 EOS Mixtape Watch (that looks fairly similar to THIS tape watch). For those of you born yesterday, it looks like a cassette tape, which was a popular audio format from yesteryear before the advent of holographic music discs and iProds. OMG I USED TO MAKE THE BE... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2010
    This is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $170 Kisai 'Changing Lanes'. It looks good. What doesn't is the dent in my fender BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE YOUR F***ING BLINKER. Hours are displayed on the left side of the interface, starting with 1:00 at the top, traveling down to 6:00... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Are you fancy pants? Do you wear white gloves and a monocle? Jesus you must look ridiculous. But not if you're rocking Tokyoflash's Kisai Round Trip Pocket Watch (kidding, you still 100% will). You see, it's a pocket watch from the future. Just kidding, it's from Japan. ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    The Tokyoflash Instant Trend concept can pull tweets and Facebook updates from your phone via Bluetooth connection. What time is it? Who cares, one of my friends is having bowel trouble! Oh -- oh -- join this Facebook group for a $500 Macy's gift card! If you like the desig... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    This is Tokyoflash's latest exclusive design, the Kisai Escape C. What the hell is a Kisai Escape C? CHILL OUT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU COPY/PASTE THE PRODUCT INFO, SON! Escape C is a wireless hub that can be paired with your cell phone to make and receive calls hands free and ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    This is the expensive-as-hell Louis Moinet Jurassic Tourbillon Watch. It's face is made out of 130-million year old dino bones (which would technically make it the Louis Moinet Cretaceous Tourbillon Watch, but rich people are idiots). "It's also got other nice features, like ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    The strictly conceptual Aurora Watch was designed by Jihun Yeom and looks like a watch with no face. Actually, it looks like a portal to your arm hair. But when you tap it, oh boy, when you tap it. LASER BEAMS!! There's more of a transparent face with no signs of the hour ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2010
    Are you richer than God? Are you considering the purchase of an Aston Martin Rapide? If so, please hire me -- I'll do anything. Sexual favors excluded. Sexual flavors, okay. Mmmm, this tastes like lube! The AMVOX2 Rapide Transponder heralds the second generation of the re... / Continue →