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  • May 4, 2016
    Seen here looking like he's trying to bite the head off an industrial powered dildo, a guy eats a corn on the cob in ten seconds with the help of a power drill. I'm not sure how much corn he actually ate though, because it looks like most flies at the camera. Still, everybody... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2016
    This is a video of Jaguar setting the Guinness World Record for the largest 360-degree loop driven in a car. Apparently they performed the feat last year to celebrate the company's 80th birthday. To celebrate my 80th birthday? Go face-down in a cake, then poop my pants and s... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2016
    This is a mashup between Back To The Future's time-traveling DeLorean and Knight Rider's K.I.T.T.. Unfortunately, that's really all the information I have besides I am going to find it and steal it and then it will be mine and I will rule the streets of the past, present and f... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2016
    These are the Neko Helmets designed and made by Russian based Nitrinos motostudio. Prices range from $495 to $590 depending on the design, and are customizable in case you want one that looks more like your cat. I want one with googly eyes and one ear on the side of the head ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2016
    WARNING: Audio sounds like a thousand shuttles taking off, lower the volume. This is a point of view video of Top Fuel drag racer Shawn Langdon blasting from 0 to 316 MPH in 3.77 seconds. For reference, that is entirely too fast. I don't even feel comfortable driving over 50... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2016
    This is the world's flashiest Toyota Prius, modified and tuned by the "yes you can too polish a turd" folks at Tokyo-based Kuhl Racing. It kind of reminds me of the iridescent sheen you sometimes see on roast beef. The modifications include "an original front diffuser, side s... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2016
    This is the Volkswagen Beetle toy that Redditor Muppaphone spotted in a taxidermied beetle exhibit at the Cleveland Museum Of Natural History. Those museum curators -- such a wild bunch! Seriously, they are though. Because one time I got a behind-the-scenes tour of a museum ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    This is a Smart Car with a photographic wrap to make it look like the driver is riding a motorcycle. I think it's real, but it could be a Photoshop job. At first I thought the front fork of the motorcycle extended past the fender of the car, but I think the bottom of the fend... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2015
    This is a video demonstration of the VertiGO wall-climbing robot car designed by Disney and the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich. It can drive around just like a normal car, but also climb walls thanks to the two propellers on its back that provide thrust and ke... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2015
    This is a video of a guy unloading his custom boat into the water from the back of his custom truck. Together they make one badass looking vehicle. Separately they make one badass looking boat, and one awkward looking truck. Together and banging a helicopter -- now that's th... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2015
    Seen here on what appears to be a 4,000-lane highway, a checkpoint on the other side of a tollbooth causes a bottleneck and massive traffic jam outside of Beijing. Honestly, if I had been stuck in this I probably would have spontaneously human combusted. I do not cope well wi... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2015
    This is Tesla's Model X, the company's $132,000 entry into the electric SUV market. It has seating for six or seven (you can opt for a two or three seat middle row), can go 250 miles on a charge, and has rear gull-wing doors (they call them falcon wings because they're also ar... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2015
    This is a video of a cool dude in his cool car who decides to challenge the guy next to him to a little street drag race. He loses. It brought me great joy. If I could witness this once a day in real life I think I would be a lot less angry and hateful. I don't though so I ... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2015
    Because garages are for people who drive cars they're embarrassed about/minivans, this is the GazeBox, a gazebo to show off your fancy car. They come in a variety of sizes and panel options (including camo in case you want to make finding your car in the morning extra hard on ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2015
    This is Toyota's Ultimate Utility Vehicle. It's a modified Sierra minivan on top of a Tacoma pickup frame. Would you drive it? I would drive it. INTO A RIVER. Just kidding, I would drive it to the grocery store. And all the other soccer dads will acknowledge my dominance ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2015
    Seen here looking like something you'd expect to find on the top of somebody's zombie apocalypse wishlist, an Action Mobil 4x4 RV prepares to escape the city and set up base in the woods. Action Mobil specializes in customizable 4x4 RV's, which come in 2, 3 and 4-axle varietie... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2015
    Seen here being modeled with a commando chick appropriately dressed for combat (provided life is a comic book), this is Howe and Howe's Ripsaw EV2 Extreme Luxury Tank. It costs "well into the 100s of thousands depending on desired luxury and performance packages" and looks li... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2015
    Heck yeah, no helmet or seat belt! Helmets and seat belts are for sissies who have never dreamed the dream of living a life in bed eating out of a tube. This is a video of Colin Furze (previously: his 50MPH baby carriage, Wolverine claws, Pyro flamethrowers and Magneto boot... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2015
    Note: Helmet cam footage from 0:58 - 1:06 may make you dizzy and puke. This is a video of Australian dirtbike rider Josh Sheehan performing the first successful triple backflip on a motorcycle. For reference, that is three backflips more than I feel comfortable doing on a mot... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2015
    This is Mrs. T, a 90-year old tortoise whose owner Jude Ryder hooked up with a pair of R/C airplane wheels after her front legs were lost due to a rat attack while she was hibernating last winter. Dammit Master Splinter, seriously? You like turtles but attack hibernating tort... / Continue →