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  • April 15, 2013
    This is Matt Denton's two-ton Mantis, a hexapod robot walking machine that can climb on things and all around terrify anybody in its path. Hell, I'm not even in its path and I need a diaper change. Mantis runs off a 2.2-litre, 50 horsepower turbo diesel engine, and it stands ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2013
    This is the AT-AT walker walker that Stephanie Kaloi's 4-year old son uses to get around while he recovers from surgery on both legs. When the lil tyke originally got the plain walker he pretended he was an AT-AT, so that's when his parents came up with the idea to make it an ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2013
    This is the Torq Roadster from electric vehicle company Epic EV. The all-electric trike can hit 0-60MPH in four seconds and handle turns at 1.3-G's. For reference, that's 0.3 more G's than a solo rap album. The Tumbler-esque design is state of the art. A carbon fiber body,... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Apparently the Batmobile monster truck has been out crushing cars since the mid 2000's, but I didn't know about it because the last time I went to a monster truck rally I was twelve. Aaaaaand popped an awkward boner watching Carzilla eat a station wagon and have always been af... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    Picture kind of related: he may have gotten tickets. In a story way better than the piece of shit movie with a similar premise, a German man who forgot where he parked his car in 2010 during a night of drunken revelry has just located his vehicle after almost two years of sear... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2012
    This is a video of the Batpod inspired motorcycle some engineering genius managed to piece together in Vietnam. It's pretty damn impressive considering it looks like it was built entirely out of parts that had fallen off other cars. Granted it's not something I'd risk MY life... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2012
    Seen here being closely followed by a security guard to make sure brobro doesn't try to Tusken Raid the laundromat, a man pushes his son in a custom pod-racer baby stroller. It...looks a little front-heavy. Not unlike myself! *mashing man-tits together* I'm joking, I've def... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2012
    This is a 2012 Mustang with a 1967 Mustang Fastback replica body slapped on it and outfitted with all kinds of Microsoft technology. Want to change the horn to sound like Windows booting up? You can do that (I think). The car features a heads-up display for the driver and on... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2012
    This is a Volkswagen bus AT-AT spotted by long time tech journalist Jack Schofield. Or maybe he didn't actually take the picture, maybe he just posted it on his Twitter to make people THINK he took the picture. I've done that before. "The one of the boobs?" Haha, yeah -- th... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2011
    I didn't know you could drive in heaven! Driving by mind. It's a scary thought(!!!1) because most people are just texting anyways and I'm not sure how a car's gonna interpret that kind of input. You (texting): 'BOOTY CALL!' Car: drive on sidewalk. Freie Universität Berl... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    Geekologie's illustrator in residence Jesse Starr created these velociraptor awareness bumper stickers to remind motorists to share the road with our reptilian brethren. Because you never know, that could have been one of my illegitimate dino-babies you just ran over. The ful... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Ever wonder what a Google Street View car looks like? Me neither. I just assumed it was a Prius with a pinhole camera made out of a Quaker Oatmeal canister taped to the roof. And I was 100% correct. That's exactly what you're looking at. Hit the jump for a couple more sho... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    Let's face it, golf courses aren't as safe as they used to be. So I'll be damned if I'm cruising around the links in an unprotected buggy. Thankfully, now there's the $45K Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart (Atac). *thwack* Fore! GO GO GO!! It weighs just under half a tonne, has ... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    This is a Predator-themed motorcycle. If you really must know, it's a 2007 Suzuki Hayabusa with a bunch of pieces glued on and all airbrushed. Plus some skulls for good measure. It's pretty wicked. Granted, it's not as wicked as a Witch of West bike would be, but that bitch... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Listen, I'm not here to tell you to follow Jesus or smoke buddha or whatever, I'm just here to report the things I see and maybe make a couple drug connections in the process. And this is a 'dinosaur eating the Jesus fish' car decal. Love it or hate it, you've got to admit it... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2009
    Italian leather is okay, but you haven't experienced luxury until you've peeled yourself from whale penis leather on a hot day. And now you can thanks to the $1.6 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armored car! Also, penis leather is fundamentally wrong. The l... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2009
    This is the interior of the 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge. As you can see, it has everything a person could want in a van. Except little kids. I'm looking at you, pederast! Aside from its 426hp 6.1L V8 engine, the 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge features a 3... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2009
    That has got to be the fastest looking truck I've ever seen. And I saw a truck shot out of a cannon before, so I know. Still, needs truck nuts. TRUCK-VETTE [peopleofwalmart] Thanks to Alan, who once drove a truck to the moon and did donuts in a crater. Bitchin'!... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2009
    Want your own Batman Tumbler but can't afford to hire Morgan Freeman to build you a full-size one? Well fear not, intrepid crime fighter, because some guy on eBay is selling $30 plans to build one out of a go kart. Of course, if you don't want to pay, I'll tell you how to mak... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2009
    This is a great example of how not to wash a car. Another example is driving your car into a neighbor's pool. Which, I already told you, I'll have out of there just as soon as I can rent a crane. LiveLeak Thanks to Joemo, who once drove a convertible through a car wash and ... / Continue →