vampires

Iffy: Two "Zombie" Skeletons Dug Up In Ireland

Two men's skeletons, originally buried around 700AD, were uncovered that had big-ass rocks jammed in their mouths, a practice that was later reserved for vampires. But, since...
September 20, 2011

Oh Wonderful: Deer, Now With More Fangs

Musk deer aren't new. As a matter of fact, I heard Methuselah once killed one with a rock and presented your mother with the pelt while trying...
November 18, 2010

BWAHAHAHA!: World's Biggest Twilight Fan

Remember yesterday's biggest Harry Potter fan? Well here's the world's biggest Twilight fan. Can you see her? SHE'S THE ONE WEARING A F***ING WEDDING DRESS STANDING NEXT...
November 17, 2010

Real Vampires Suck Homeless Man's Blood

Proving that real vampires aren't attractive and that Edward Cullen character is just a guy who spends waaaay too much time in the makeup aisle at Target,...
October 13, 2010

For The Ladies: A Twilight Engagement Ring

Ladies rejoice, you can now own a replica of the piece of shit engagement ring Edward gives Stella in the Twilight series. Taste: Edward has none. Except...
April 27, 2010

DO IT, DINO! EAT THEM, EAT THEM BOTH!

OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I...
March 23, 2010

Wikipedia's Comparison Of Vampire Traits

This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the...
January 27, 2010