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  • December 2, 2014
    Remember the Das Horn drinking horn? Well now the same folks are back with Das Fang shot glasses. $30 ($20 if you act quick) will get you four glasses and the stand (provided they meet their Kickstarter funding goal). Don't break the stand. If you break the stand, you're sc... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    In news that's sure to send some folks' erotic cartoon fantasies soaring to all new heights, Marceline voice actor Olivia Olson confirmed to a crowd at a book signing that her character and Princess Bubblegum used to be romantic. Hubba hubba! AhOoooGa! Boi-yoi-yoing! Are we... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2014
    By halvsies I clearly mean ten-thousandies because the asking price is ~$80 million and even coming up with eight grand is going to be a stretch for me. Still, it's gonna make one badass time-share if we can make it happen! I call the master bedroom though since I found it. ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    I still haven't finished watching the Twilight movies yet. I've only seen the first two. I thought they were okay. "You have terrible taste." I have terrible everything. Except teeth, those are nice and straight. This is a bad lip reading of The Twilight Sage: Eclipse. I... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2013
    Four skeletons were recently unearthed in Poland that had been buried with their heads removed and placed between their legs, leading researchers to believe they're the remains of suspected vampires. Personally, they look more like wizard bones to me. Decapitation was a commo... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2012
    Scientists recently unearthed two 16th century vampire skeletons in Bulgaria that were buried with iron stakes through their hearts. Why the medieval vampire hunters didn't use garlic marinaded steaks is beyond me, but I suspect it's because I'm dumb and have the brain of a di... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2012
    This is a Twilight themed engagement shoot by K&K Photography. I'm not really sure what makes it 'Twilight' themed besides 1. being in the woods 2. their outfits and 3. the brooding, uninterested looks on their faces, but I guess that's all it takes. Oh -- and lots of shadows... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2011
    Two men's skeletons, originally buried around 700AD, were uncovered that had big-ass rocks jammed in their mouths, a practice that was later reserved for vampires. But, since vampire folklore wasn't prevalent in the area until the 1500's, archaeologists now believe it was a zo... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2011
    Damn bro those fangs are GREEN -- it's called Crest, it comes in a tube. Because science has basically devolved into trying ANYTHING, researchers at Stanford University have discovered that injecting old mice with the blood of young mice has a rejuvenating effect on the old-ti... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2011
    Because of all the vampire shit going around, blood (NOT SNOT) is like sooooooo in right now. And what better way to cash in on the venous craze than a line of blood-inspired fingernail polishes? "I can think of a lot of things." Oh, right, RON POPEIL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    Because vampires are so hot right now, two guys decided to create a line of perfume based on the four major human blood types (A, B, AB and O) to sell to 'Twilight' fans. Me? I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. Ooooooor with bath salts and aromatic candles. What?! I like t... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2011
    If my parents ever found out I was taking a college-level English course that involved reading Twilight, not only would my dad have tied me to the couch and made me watch 'Blade' until my eyes bled, my mom would have home-colleged me. *railroad-tie to the heart* CONSIDER YOUR ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    Please note: if you're a female and into Twilight this is how guys view you, except with even more f***ed up eyebrows. This is a short video of some chick who got her dentist to make fangs out of dental composite and permanently attach them to her teeth. As you can see, they ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2010
    Musk deer aren't new. As a matter of fact, I heard Methuselah once killed one with a rock and presented your mother with the pelt while trying to woo her. Oh snap, your momma's oooooold! Just kidding, I'm sure she's a spry 'lil lady. Unless you don't like her, in which we s... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    Remember yesterday's biggest Harry Potter fan? Well here's the world's biggest Twilight fan. Can you see her? SHE'S THE ONE WEARING A F***ING WEDDING DRESS STANDING NEXT TO A WEREWOLF WITH A TUXEDO DRAWN ON. Seriously, this video is so full of sadness I don't know where to ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    Proving that real vampires aren't attractive and that Edward Cullen character is just a guy who spends waaaay too much time in the makeup aisle at Target, come these two real-life vampires. Apparently they had some deal worked out with a homeless guy to occasionally suck his b... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    Hell yes, Fangs for the Mammaries. You know what? This really got me thinking -- we should totally start a Geekologie book club! It'll be great! We'll all read the same book for a month, then get together to drink our literary faces off and fight about it. OMG -- how about ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    Ladies rejoice, you can now own a replica of the piece of shit engagement ring Edward gives Stella in the Twilight series. Taste: Edward has none. Except for blood. See what I did there? Because he's a vampire! Last week, breathless fans of "The Twilight Saga" were treated... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I would orgasm. And the whole world would feel it. I'm talking an 11 on the Richter scale here, folks. Total devastation. Edward Watch... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the appearances chart, but if you go to Wikipedia they also have comparisons of weaknesses, supernatural powers, reproduction... / Continue →