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For Twihards: Team Jacob Laptop Decals

I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a...
November 27, 2009

What In The...?: Vampire Mouth In A Can

This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding,...
October 26, 2009

Remains Of Vampire Woman Found In Grave

What is being hailed by some as the world's first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect...
March 10, 2009

I'm Tired Of Life Anyway: Wingsuit Madness

MUST WATCH, UNBELIEVABLE ACTION. Wingsuits: just like being a bird, except no bird is dumb enough to do that shit. UPDATE: A cardinal just flew into the...
January 21, 2009

eBay: Pocket Sized Vampire Hunting Kit

Well we've already seen a $15,000 full-sized vampire killing kit. But what if you want something smaller? You know, a little vampire protection that'll fit in your...
December 26, 2008

Science!: The Periodic Table Of Awesoments

Unfortunately, it probably doesn't look that awesome since you can't read any of it. So click HERE to see the whole thing and all the awesoments that...
December 18, 2008

Epic Failure: How Not To Parachute

This is a video of basejumper Hans Lange vampire suiting around in Norway. Everything goes smoothly until his parachute fails to deploy properly and he ends up...
September 5, 2008