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World's Most Useless Machine Gets Upgraded

The world's most useless machine (aka The Ultimate Machine designed by Claude Shannon) is the moniker given to a little robotic box that, when a toggle switch...
May 10, 2011

Spider Robot Shoots Webs, Catches Criminals

This spider-inspired robot apparently shoots webs to catch criminals in the act of cowering like little girls. Per translated German: Which like an ugly remote controlled car...
January 27, 2009

RGBy 3.0 Isn't What I Thought It Was

At first I thought the RGBy 3.0 was a new robotic doctor for women's privates, but it turns out I couldn't have been further from the truth....
January 2, 2008

Mr. Tengu

Mr. Tengu is a little USB gadget that changes faces based on the sounds in the room. The little guy responds to sounds, music, and other stimuli...
August 2, 2007

PuchiPuchi Bubble Wrap Toy

Bandi has introduced the PuchiPuchi infinite bubble wrap toy, which tries to capture the fun of popping bubble wrap on a tiny toy key chain. It's designed...
June 25, 2007

Sexy Undwear Cellphone Strap

The always awesome Japanese have created a line of lingerie for your cellphone. For about $9 you can get a pair of bra or panties which you...
June 14, 2007

Pop-Up TV-Liquor Cabinet

If you enjoy watching TV, drinking, and letting everybody know you have absolutely no taste whatsoever, this Pop-Up TV-Liquor Cabinet might be for you. At least it's...
May 29, 2007

Disc Pod Dispenser

The Disc Pod Dispenser laods up a spindle of blank CDs or DVD's and ejects them out one at a time at the push of a button....
May 25, 2007

The Pecker Exerciser

From the Pecker Exerciser site: The Pecker Exerciser is a much-needed gift for the bachelor. You can give it to him if you think he needs to...
May 22, 2007

Cell phone bed

If you're just completely insane, you might enjoy this cell phone bed which originally sells for $22. Because really, why simply charge your cell phone when you...
May 14, 2007

Giant expensive egg helps you relax

If you're having a tough time meditating and have $12,000 to spend, check out the Transport, an egg-shaped fiberglass vessel outfitted with speakers and an array of...
March 28, 2007

Remote Wrangler puts remotes on your head

Always losing your remotes? Well it'd be pretty hard to if they were all strapped to your face. That's the "idea" behind the Multimedia Remote Control Wrangler...
February 28, 2007