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HAAAAAAAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

I hope everyone's been enjoying their 4th of July weekend and not forgetting about the things that matter most this holiday: creating lasting memories with friends and...
July 4, 2011

Superman Renounces His U.S. Citizenship

In what can only be viewed as a blatant act of terrorism, Superman is renouncing his U.S. citizenship, citing "America's obesity problem he's tired of being construed...
April 28, 2011

Countries That Don't Use The Metric System

Looks like we're in good company -- high-five, Liberia and Myanmar! We're miles ahead of all those other countries, amirite?! No? Kilometers behind? SONOFA. *takes 3/4" socket...
March 28, 2011

Freedom Isn't Free: Happy Memorial Day

I'd like to take this time to thank all the servicemen and women who have given their lives so that I can write without fear or censorship....
May 31, 2010

Whittlin': Guns Carved Into Old School Desks

Ben Turnbull is a London-based artist that hates America (USA! USA! USA!) and whittles guns into old wooden school desks. I smell a detention slip! Ben Turnbull...
November 2, 2009

I'm On To You!: The President Is A Jedi

So apparently President Obama is a Jedi. Okay, maybe a padawan. Fine, just a guy waving a plastic lightsaber around. But that's not what's important. What's important...
September 17, 2009