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  • September 11, 2013
    Hot on the heels hooves of that insane Japanese horse racing game comes this ski jumping one (actually a Japanese PSP game called Ski Jumping Pairs). From what I gathered from watching, this is how the US team participates: three teammates start down the hill simultaneously on... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2013
    Because we were determined to be number one at something, the US is the largest p0rn hoster in the world, accounting for 60% of all the boobs and penises on the internet -- some 428-million pages worth. That...is a lot of privates. And I've probably only seen a quarter of the... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    Because the majority of Americans are dummies and like to prove it regularly on my Facebook feed (my friends are actually on the lower end of intelligence), 51% of recent survey participants expressed a concern that rain or other inclement weather could affect cloud computing b... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2012
    This is the heavily modified 'Black Knight' Hummer H2. It has a shit-ton of weapons attached to it like guns, rocket launchers, flame throwers and SWORDS. Aaaaaaaand now it's for sale on eBay for the low, low price of $55,000. Did I mention it has Lambo doors? Because it doe... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2011
    Damn, just look at those buns. And I'm not normally into guys with grey hair! America -- in one word: excessive. In two: excessive eaters. Which is why it should come as no surprise that the world's largest hamburger was created over the holiday weekend at the Alameda Count... / Continue →
  • July 4, 2011
    I hope everyone's been enjoying their 4th of July weekend and not forgetting about the things that matter most this holiday: creating lasting memories with friends and family fireworks. These are a couple shots a buddy of mine took of a Superman backwards-trike allegedly belon... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    In what can only be viewed as a blatant act of terrorism, Superman is renouncing his U.S. citizenship, citing "America's obesity problem he's tired of being construed as an instrument of US policy." You know what? Fine -- but you better change your color scheme BECAUSE THESE ... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2011
    Mike Koehler of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, has made it his life's dream (having already gotten the 'married with three children' part of the dream out of the way) to build a full-size and fully functional (ha -- good luck with the MS-1 fire-linked heavy laser cannons!) Imperial A... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Looks like we're in good company -- high-five, Liberia and Myanmar! We're miles ahead of all those other countries, amirite?! No? Kilometers behind? SONOFA. *takes 3/4" socket off penis and chucks over cubicle wall like a grenade* "OW!! WHO THREW THIS?" Quick -- look ev... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2010
    Note: Full-res version HERE. This is a map of the United States showing the result of typing the name of each state in Google and displaying the first "autocomplete" option. Which, surprise!: are almost all college/sports related, the most notable exceptions being California ... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    Note: Don't even try reading that, it's only gonna make you squirt. I mean squint. Or do I? I don't even know anymore. Click HERE to see the high-res version. Sorry for the short, quick posts today folks, but by the time you read this I'll be halfway to a top-secret locati... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2010
    I'd like to take this time to thank all the servicemen and women who have given their lives so that I can write without fear or censorship. And to those still serving: keep up the good work, and come home safe. Here's to you, The Geekologie Writer... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2010
    You know, as I drive across this great country of ours, I've gotten to thinking, "is the tractor trailer driver next to me really masturbating?" And more often that not, yes, he is. Also, this picture: so not cool I don't even wanna go into it. So that's how it ends? Good to... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    Ben Turnbull is a London-based artist that hates America (USA! USA! USA!) and whittles guns into old wooden school desks. I smell a detention slip! Ben Turnbull is fascinated by the global dominance of American culture, and his works unsettling effects result from re-presenti... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    So apparently President Obama is a Jedi. Okay, maybe a padawan. Fine, just a guy waving a plastic lightsaber around. But that's not what's important. What's important is we arrange a lightsaber duel between him and Star Wars Boy. I'll get the president on the line, you get... / Continue →