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  • October 22, 2013
    RETROACTIVE WARNING: Spider in car picture. In news that almost makes me glad to have a ten-year old car that's ready to explode any minute, Toyota has recalled 870,000 Camrys, Venzas and Avalons built in 2012 and 2013 because spider webs can cause a blockage that makes the dr... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2013
    Note: Picture relatively unrelated but still from one of the best games ever made. Funeral goers in Zimbabwe were sent scattering after a man believed to be dead for a day started moving around in his coffin. Turns out he wasn't dead after all, just MOSTLY dead. *cue Miracle... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2010
    You ever seen a robot-child pulling a kid around in a rickshaw? Now you have. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, "I want to cut its legs off and steal those glasses". A creepy kid's ride where they ride other (robot) kids, in the SM City Marikina mall in the Phi... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2008
    The Large Hadron Collider won't be doing any colliding until next spring due to a magnet failure that allowed a ton of helium to leak out one of the tunnels. Cern said the most likely cause of the equipment failure was a faulty electrical connection between two of the accele... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2008
    Weapons Against Robots (WAR) is a company started by internet millionaire Ben Way (not to be confused with ballmaker Ben Wa) as a means to defend humanity against the inevitable robot uprising. The company will "combat the potential threats posed by artificial intelligence thr... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2008
    Having grown up in the Girl Scouts, I live by the motto: "Target fat people and you'll sell more cookies." And also that one about surviving the zombie apocalypse. Well to help fend of the uprising some guy is selling this Zombie Survival Kit on eBay. It looks pretty questio... / Continue →