unsolved mysteries

Yow Yow, Take It Off!: Jupiter Loses A Stripe

In an apparent attempt to seduce Neptune, Jupiter has taken off its bottoms to reveal a surprisingly featureless southern hemisphere. Yow yow, here's a space-buck! Jupiter has...
May 12, 2010

Mysterious Portal Opens In Sky Above Norway

A mysterious light appeared in the sky above Norway last night, causing many citizens to call the Meteorological Institute and others to go back to bed. Me?...
December 9, 2009

Stoned Wallabies To Blame For Crop Circles

The title alone might be the most profound thing I've ever written. I smell Pulitzer! So yeah, apparently wallabies are getting into medical poppy fields in Australia...
June 25, 2009

Giant LEGO Figure Appears On Beach

A giant LEGO minifig maxifig washed up on the beach of Brighton, England a few days ago, and nobody knows where the hell he came from. The...
October 31, 2008

It's Paper!: Montauk Monster Mystery Solved

Remember Brian Chan? He's Geekologie's Folder In Residence. Well this morning he wrote to let me know he singlehandedly solved the Montauk Monster mystery: It's a single...
August 8, 2008