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  • February 27, 2015
    This is a video from a newscast in Lima, Peru, that is interrupted when the crew spots a UFO hovering in the distance and starts filming that instead. Come get me you bug-eyed anus lovers, I dare you! A few eyewitnesses say the UFO was around for almost two hours. They furt... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    In news that I really didn't need to remind me to never venture out in the ocean past my ankles, scientists are stumped as to what the hell ate a 9-foot great white shark. What do you think it was? A bigger, cannibal great white shark? Your guess is good as mine, unless you ... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2014
    This is an image of the structure located off the coast of Point Dume in Malibu that many nutjobs are calling an alien UFO base. What is it really? My guess is just an anomaly from the scanning process. Of course we can't rule out the very real possibility that it's an arena... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is a video of a ladder trying to escape its abusive owner by running down the driveway into the street. PROTIP: A ladder that moves on its own is not the kind you want to be standing on when you're trying to hang Christmas lights. Also, I know it's bad luck to walk under... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    Supreme failure at life Jared Gurman of Long Island has been charged with attempted murder after shooting his girlfriend following an argument about 'The Walking Dead'. Just reread that sentence and let it all soak in. Even worse, Jared shot her IN THE BACK. Obviously, there... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    Oh man, that looks almost identical to my prom picture except with two people :( X-Files stars Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are allegedly together now and making their own XXX-files (see what I did there?) after Gillian broke up with her boyfriend of six years, Mark Gri... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    People scouring China's deserts on Google Maps hoping to find God knows what have uncovered numerous unusual structures (others after the jump), including this series of....well, whatever the hell this is. The world's shittiest corn maze? The tracks are perfectly executed, ... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2011
    Richard Taylor is a physicist. One who's convinced crop circles are somehow made with microwaves. You mean like dragging one behind a donkey on a rope? Because that I could see. Kidding, I can't actually see anything. Get it? I've got a cucumber eye mask on! In his repor... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2010
    Remember the Charlie Chaplin film that some nutcase was convinced contained a cell phone-toting time traveler cameo? Turns out the device was likely just an oldschool hearing aid. Seen here looking exactly like something you'd try sticking your penis in even if you won't admi... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2010
    In an apparent attempt to seduce Neptune, Jupiter has taken off its bottoms to reveal a surprisingly featureless southern hemisphere. Yow yow, here's a space-buck! Jupiter has lost one of its prominent stripes, leaving its southern half looking unusually blank. Scientists are... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    No really, what the f*** is that?! Google Maps (see for yourself) Thanks to dr death, who, Jack Kevorkian reads Geekologie?!... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    A mysterious light appeared in the sky above Norway last night, causing many citizens to call the Meteorological Institute and others to go back to bed. Me? Suspecting it was a time portal, I would have strapped on a rocketpack and flown right into the middle of it. DINOSAUR... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    A 12-mile long trail of unknown biological goo has been spotted off the coast of Alaska. Personally, it looks like robot love-oil to me (don't ask how I know). *ahem* I'm looking at you, Optimus. "It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil produc... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    The title alone might be the most profound thing I've ever written. I smell Pulitzer! So yeah, apparently wallabies are getting into medical poppy fields in Australia and going nuts. Whee! "The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy indus... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2008
    A giant LEGO minifig maxifig washed up on the beach of Brighton, England a few days ago, and nobody knows where the hell he came from. The Lego man is 6ft tall in red, yellow and green. It is presumed to have washed up on the beach, but whether it has come from a cargo ship ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2008
    First the Montauk Monster, then a chupacabra, and now....Bigfoot? Two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday. The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in th... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2008
    A Texas cop was on a routine fence inspection drive (WTF?) when he found a strange creature running in the road. He claimed it was hairless, had long back legs, short front legs, and a massive snout. So he started filming it with the car's camera. Hit the jump to see the vid... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2008
    Remember Brian Chan? He's Geekologie's Folder In Residence. Well this morning he wrote to let me know he singlehandedly solved the Montauk Monster mystery: It's a single piece of folded paper! ZOMG, government conspiracy! This just proves the point I've been trying to ma... / Continue →