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  • December 12, 2014
    This is a map of the average visit length to P0rnHub according to country (map of the US states after the jump). As you can see, North America, South America, and most of Europe like to zip up as quick as possible. Africa takes significantly longer (possibly slow internet spe... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2014
    This is the United States of Embarrassing, a map depicting the strangest Google searches for each state. It was created by Estately after running "hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms, and questions each state was searching for more ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is Amazing Map's United States of Autocomplete, a guide to the 54 states-- "There's only 50." Really? This is the United States of Autocomplete, a guide to the 50 states per the first Google autocomplete result for typing, "Why is [a state] so...". As you can see, most ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    Note: Larger, more legible version HERE. This is a US map depicting the 124 states that could have been if every time a piece of a state tried to break away from the rest it had been successful. When I conquer and rule the country? One big state: GW-LAND. Yeah, and we're ju... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE although I don't know why you'd need a bigger version unless your state is number one in shitty vision. This is The United States of Shame (links to article with more info on each state), a map depicting what each particular state is worst at. Some o... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,661 U.S. men, the average length of an erect American penis is only 5.6-inches (14.2-cm). And that's assuming nobody lied and added on another wishful inch. Fun fact: when I went to the doctor my penis had to be measured with a football field... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2013
    After a crusade by League of Legends developer Riot Games, the US government now recognizes the game's professional players as professional athletes, and will award them visas to come to the country and work (read: play the game). MUST BE NICE. "This is groundbreaking for eSp... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2013
    Because America's finding it harder and harder to stay on top of anything, Mexico has officially passed the United States as the obese-est country in the northern hemisphere. I know, I know -- apparently this whole bacon fiasco was for naught. With a 32.8 percent adult obes... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    Note: Larger, more legible version HERE but you still won't be able to read the really small states, which is exactly why they should just join together to form one bigger state. This is the Corporate States of America, a map of the US created by Steve Lovelace (I love sheer m... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2013
    This is a series of infographics showing the most search for p0rn terms by country and state for the last six months as compiled by PornMD, aka The Porn Doctor, aka never under any circumstances open up your mouth and say "Aah." I flipped through half of the US and a bunch of ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2013
    This is a map showing where the most Craigslist 'Missed Connections' happen, according to state. Here in California it's 24 Hour Fitness, which doesn't surprise me because I can barely mount an ellipitical without some tanned and toned hottie trying to get in my bicycle shorts... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2013
    This is a picture created by Redditor boredboarder8 of the moon with a to-scale United States superimposed over it to give you a concept of its size. That is, if you can imagine how big the United States is. Which, given the fact you just poked yourself in the eye with a drin... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    This is a map of the United States and Canada (click for the website with a zoomable version) that has a dot for every person living in the two countries during the 2010 and 2011 Censuses. How many dots is that? Try over 60,000. Way over 60,000, because it's 341,817,095. T... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2012
    Newt Gingrich, speaking recently to a heavily NASA-populated crowd in Cocoa, Florida, promised a permanent US moonbase by 2020 if elected president. Like all politicians, he is a dirty, filthy liar. Gingrich, the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives who is ca... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    In case you've been living in a cave for the past several months (tell me -- on a scale from 1 to 10 how robot-proof is it?), Congress is trying to push some legislation through the system THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT. And not in a good way like to a Bra... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out to try to get into Poison Ivy's pants or something. Be careful though -- I heard she has a killer bush. SPOILER: Not in the middle! Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the midwest is, in fact, America's butthol... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    Martin Reisch was allowed to cross the US border from Canada after forgetting his passport because he just so happened to have a picture of it on his iPad. What the -- who the f*** 'just so happens' to have a picture of their passport on their iPad?! Terrorists -- that's who.... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    Note: Slightly larger full-size version HERE. What? It's Halloween weekend so this kind of post is appropriate. Although, truthfully, I'd also post this on Christmas Eve and you and I both know it. I keep it real! Also, a constant 72°F because I don't want it so hot that ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a Photoshopped propane tank, the last B53 nuclear bomb -- a bomb approximately 600x more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima, is being disassembled in Texas. And being assembled in Texas? I dunno, probably a monster truck. The compl... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2011
    Note: I had to cut the map a little to make the words legible, click HERE for the whole damn thing including island states Alaska and Hawaii. "Alaska's not an island." Then why does it get its own box on weather maps? I'm only scared of two things: ghosts and dying. And I'm... / Continue →