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  • November 14, 2014
    This is the skull of a 'unicorn' roe deer killed by a hunter in Slovenia. Apparently the deer had a rare deformity caused by an early injury that made both antlers grow together into a single massive corn. Obviously, I need that corn to brew some of my most powerful magic pot... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    This is the crocheted (I always feel weird typing that because it looks so much like crotched) unicorn mask for dogs made by Flickr user roko20. Pretty magical, right? Everyone wants to ride a unicorn. I mean, in addition to riding dragons and pterodactyls. If you could onl... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    This is the life-size unicorn cake lovingly crafted by Miss Cakehead for National Baking Week. I'm using life-size generously though because in my mind unicorns are actually much larger. This is like, a donkey or pony sized unicorn cake with a narwhal sized corn on its head. ... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2012
    This is a (currently wholesale only) inflatable unicorn horn for cats from Archie McPhee. It makes your cat look like a unicorn. No, no it doesn't. It makes them look like an angry cat with a wavy peen on its head. Still, they'll love wearing it. At least for the five seco... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2012
    Now I know what you're thinking, and no, you can't change your astrology sign to be a unicorn (trust me, I asked my tarot reader). This is a shot of the unicorn constellation. While you can't deny it's beauty, if you call something the unicorn constellation I better see som... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is the most impressive rainbow pegacorn cake you've ever seen. No arguing, it just is. And if you think it isn't that's only because you're remembering the other one you've seen all wrong. That wasn't even a pegacorn, it was a My Little Pony and it was just a toy on top... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    I wasn't going to post this because it's just a unicorn mask, but I keep getting the tip and I'm your slave so...unchain me from radiator? I swear I won't try to escape. Introducing Archie McPhee's "magical" unicorn mask. Magical -- or creepy as a man in a diaper? Because I... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares -- you tasted the rainbow. Me? I tasted a cow patty beca... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    It's a uni-cycle. Get it?! Me neither, I hate myself (no I don't either, that was solid f**ing gold and you loved it). Now I'm not saying Prince Humperdink here wasn't the envy of the entire kingdom that summer, I'm just saying his little sister probably lost her shit when s... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print out on photo-quality paper and slip it in the front of your Trapper Keeper (who doesn't?!). This is a baby unicorn. Except not really because it's all "copper tube, aluminium and steel wire armature, Padico Premier stoneware... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2011
    What's the RDA for glitter? This is a picture of a cake that has all the elements of the most beautiful daydream (unicorns, rainbows, lollipops) and most terrifying nightmare (zombies, piranha plants, robots) at the same time. I call it the WTF Cake, although you can call it ... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T CO... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    First of all, whoever started calling this thing a unicorn obviously failed Mythical Creatures 101 because, and I'm sure you know this, UNICORNS HAVE A UNI-CORN. This, if anything, is a duocorn, which are far less rare (I've even seen them dead on the side of the road). One... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    This unicorn bike mod is sort of exactly what it sounds like: a couple pieces of plastic wood that attach to your bicycle to make it look like a unicorn (or a horse with a penis on its head). Just don't go crapping too many rainbows in the bike lane! The winner of the Seoul... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Unicorns, as you're probably well aware, have to power to blast rainbows out of their jewel-encrusted buttholes. It's true -- some people are convinced Leprechauns are behind the bows, but those people are morons and probably still think the earth is shaped like a waffle. Hit... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2010
    OMG -- A UNICENTAURUS-REX! Plus it looks like he's made out of chocolate. Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM! And I, for one, am not even ashamed to admit I would ride that bitch like a Big Wheels: furiously. And straight into the neighbor's pool. Believe [todaysbigthing] Thanks to Priby, ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2010
    This is a little animated gif of a robot with laser-eyes wielding a missile atop a unicorn trampling a Smurf village. There is nothing okay about that. As a matter of fact, I hate everything about it except the unicorn and the mushrooms. The rest of it can all go to hell and... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Since I have seven loads of laundry in the wash and all my dresser drawers on the porch air-drying because my roommate thought it would be hilarious to saturate my dresser with his urine, I'm not really in an April Fools' Day mood. My anger and concealed weapon aside, this is ... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2010
    Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game from Adult Swim in which you control a robot unicorn in a quest to make its dreams come true (collect fairies and charge through giant stars?). It's highly addictive, and not just because of the soundtrack, although I dare you to come up wi... / Continue →