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  • November 19, 2014
    In an effort to get more people to kiss them, scientists at the Netherlands Organization for Applied Scientific Research have released a series of research data that provides a solid reason for making out (besides leading to steamy sex): strengthening the immune system and figh... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    I still haven't finished watching the Twilight movies yet. I've only seen the first two. I thought they were okay. "You have terrible taste." I have terrible everything. Except teeth, those are nice and straight. This is a bad lip reading of The Twilight Sage: Eclipse. I... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2012
    HAHA -- not so immortal after all, are you, Edward?! Per Geekologie Reader Kylie: OK, so this guy I used to know recently made a deal with his friend that they would choose each other's tattoos and they would each get theirs while being blindfolded. He took his blindfold off ... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2012
    This is a Twilight themed engagement shoot by K&K Photography. I'm not really sure what makes it 'Twilight' themed besides 1. being in the woods 2. their outfits and 3. the brooding, uninterested looks on their faces, but I guess that's all it takes. Oh -- and lots of shadows... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    Note: This only shows Star Wars and Harry Potter. But you wanna know how Pokemon, Twilight, Dr. Who and Star Trek stack up, right? Click HERE, RIGHT HERE DAMMIT for the whole thing. This is an infographic comparing various sci-fi/fantasy franchises based on their internet pr... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    Seen here with the tell-tale vampire underbite, 22-year old Josephine Smith was charged with aggravated battery after trying to eat the face off a 69-year old man in a motorized scooter on the porch of an abandoned Hooters restaurant. Hey -- truth is stranger than fiction. Bu... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    Please note: if you're a female and into Twilight this is how guys view you, except with even more f***ed up eyebrows. This is a short video of some chick who got her dentist to make fangs out of dental composite and permanently attach them to her teeth. As you can see, they ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Your crack's peepin'! This is Cathy Ward. Cathy is a crazed Twilight fan (like most of them). She waited till she was 49 to get her first tattoo, which just so happens to be this monstrosity. Personally, I would've slept on the decision for another 200 years. Get it? Like... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    Remember yesterday's biggest Harry Potter fan? Well here's the world's biggest Twilight fan. Can you see her? SHE'S THE ONE WEARING A F***ING WEDDING DRESS STANDING NEXT TO A WEREWOLF WITH A TUXEDO DRAWN ON. Seriously, this video is so full of sadness I don't know where to ... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    Hell yes, Fangs for the Mammaries. You know what? This really got me thinking -- we should totally start a Geekologie book club! It'll be great! We'll all read the same book for a month, then get together to drink our literary faces off and fight about it. OMG -- how about ... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2010
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's fallen head-over-heels for a twinkly-ass vampire only to find out that, not only is he pretending his hardest not to be gay, but he's gonna end up marrying a two-timing, wolf-loving floozy, watching Twilight Eclipse has claimed a man... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    This is a mock-up of what an 8-bit Twilight video game might look like. But it's actually an interactive Youtube video so you get to make Bella's decisions for her choose-your-own-adventure style. Unfortunately there was no "jump in front of a bus and die" so I quit playing ar... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    I'd have sped up. You know what a museum would pay for a vampire cadaver?! Me neither, but I'm willing to find out (I'll call the Smithsonian, you work on tickets to the next Twilight premier). A woman says she crashed into a canal after spotting a vampire in the middle of a... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    As news that should come to no surprise to anyone who's ever talked to somebody obsessed with the series, Twilight can seriously skew a person's view of relationships, and actually make their own, non-sparkly-vampire-movie-ones, suffer. The [Los Angeles] Times found women who ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    Ladies rejoice, you can now own a replica of the piece of shit engagement ring Edward gives Stella in the Twilight series. Taste: Edward has none. Except for blood. See what I did there? Because he's a vampire! Last week, breathless fans of "The Twilight Saga" were treated... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I would orgasm. And the whole world would feel it. I'm talking an 11 on the Richter scale here, folks. Total devastation. Edward Watch... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    Tired of clutching a dog-eared copy of New Moon to your bosom to fall asleep at night? Well fear not, pathetic, because now you can buy $35 homemade Twilight character "manllows". For all the twilight [sic] crazed lonely women in the world, Jacob Black is finally here to be w... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the appearances chart, but if you go to Wikipedia they also have comparisons of weaknesses, supernatural powers, reproduction... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    Like being a father, just the very thought of it makes me sick to my stomach. And the only thing that makes this redeemable is the fact that "my robe and wizard hat" also made the cut (bloodninja, high-five!). Oh, and "my Robert Pattinson". God that's pathetic. Listen Twi-H... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2009
    So there's a new website out there that's similar to fmylife, but instead of people talking about how much their lives suck, it's a bunch girls talking about how much their lives are like Twilight, which is even sadder. Some examples: Today I asked my boyfriend if he would ho... / Continue →