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  • September 4, 2014
    Nice video game console collection. This is a short video of how Austin Woods keeps track of his pet turtle -- with a helium balloon. Apparently Austin was tired of his turtle getting lost around his apartment, so he decided to rectify the situation. Wow, what a handsome lit... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    These are the Nike Air Force Ones customized by sneaker lover Sekure D with a Donatello theme. They remind me of when I was a kid growing up in Alabama my buddy Tyson and I would run around barefoot all summer trying to develop ninja feet. Ninja feet are when the soles of you... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell backpack available for $55 preorder from the Big Bad Toy Store. It seems to be a new and improved version from the same manufacturer that used to make this one. The bag even comes with the nunchucks and sai see... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2013
    Wait -- did I really take off the day BEFORE Grand Theft Auto 5 came out? I need to get better at life. Well, if we're being honest, I need to get better at a lot of things, including being a better friend. Jk jk, I secretly hate everyone I know. Because bees are nature's l... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    Note: Picture is not of the actual turtle burger, because there's no way TSA wouldn't have fallen for this one. A man in China recently tried to sneak his pet turtle onto a plane between the buns of a KFC hamburger (or possible chicken sandwich). Unfortunately, the disguise w... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    Look around. Do you already own everything else? Then have I got the foot stool for you! Enter this $999 Turtle Foot Stool from Horchow. It looks like a turtle being crushed underneath a giant leather ottoman. Let this foot stool inspire you to slow down and put your fee... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2013
    It's ever turtle's dream to be big and tough like Bowser. And now, thanks to this guide from Squirrel Picnic, you can make your own little Bowser shell for your special reptilian friend. Don't have a turtle? Make one anyways and put it on a loaf of bread. Don't have a loaf ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2012
    My God it even LOOKS like something that would pee out of its mouth. This is a Chinese softshell turtle. It pees out of it's mouth. That's nasty. It's being studying extensively by a Singaporean researcher named Shit Fun Chew, which the article I read made a big deal about ... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2012
    You still like turtles now, Zombie Jonathan?! This is a pair of recently discovered 47-million year old fossilized turtles who were *kids, cover your eyes* boning when they died, which is exactly how I wanna go. No word if my special lady intends to go at the same time, but ... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2011
    Ever wanted to watch a video of two turtles duking it out with lightsabers? Today's your lucky day! Just got fired and found out your girlfriend left you? Today's the worst day of your life! But remember: when one door closes, it usually rattles my entire apartment like a f... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2011
    You ever wanted to see what a clear turtle looks like? Just ask Giotto, the fifth ninja turtle. "There aren't five!" Yes huh, you just can't see him. While the other four were rolling around in the ooze, he was actually drinking that shit. Now he's invisible and has even s... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Note: Video after the jump has some NSFW humping sounds, watch it with your ear to the speaker. Ever wonder what kind of conversation might be had if Mario walked in on two koopas making sweet, reptilian love in the secret warp area of World 1-2? This kind. Maybe. Just sayi... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    Some jerk went and drilled holes through the shells of his pet turtles so that he could attach wire handles to them and pick them up easier. But turtles don't even like being coddled! Master Splinter, yes. "They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful f... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2010
    A giant-ass horned turtle (resembling Bowser) previously thought to be extinct for over 50,000 years may, in fact, have only died out 3,000 years ago. Break out the printing press, it's time to rewrite history books! Just wait till they find a live one. Dozens of bones found... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Fed up with Mario constantly tossing his brethren around like expendable weapons, Koopa takes a stand and gives the plumber a taste of his own medicine. And I'm not talking mushrooms either, although I did eat some at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and watched a bus turn into... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Raphael, is that really you?! You...look different. Have you considered rolling around in the ooze again? Okay well I suggest drinking some this time. Ninja turtle in real life [worth1000] via The Littlest Ninja Turtle [buzzfeed]... / Continue →