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  • January 23, 2014
    Because what good is making a new Ninja Turtle movie if you can't sell kid's Halloween costumes of all the characters, this is a leaked shot of a costume based on the way the Ninja Turtles will appear in the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles due out in a few mon... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell backpack available for $55 preorder from the Big Bad Toy Store. It seems to be a new and improved version from the same manufacturer that used to make this one. The bag even comes with the nunchucks and sai see... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2013
    Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow a... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    This is an amazing looking series of digital paintings by artist Dave Rapoza of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle characters (sans the actual four turtles). They're amazing. David even has time-lapse videos on his website of him painting some of them, along with a bunch of other Nin... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2010
    Remember that animation of Leonardo and Raphael making out? Shit was hot. But apparently it was a little too spicy for some of you, so here's another TMNT post in case anthropomorphic homoeroticism isn't your thing (personally, I think you're crazy). Basically a group of yo... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    Some jerk went and drilled holes through the shells of his pet turtles so that he could attach wire handles to them and pick them up easier. But turtles don't even like being coddled! Master Splinter, yes. "They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful f... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2010
    Fed up with Mario constantly tossing his brethren around like expendable weapons, Koopa takes a stand and gives the plumber a taste of his own medicine. And I'm not talking mushrooms either, although I did eat some at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and watched a bus turn into... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2010
    If you're reading this on Sunday, it's World Turtle Day. But if you're reading this on Monday, it's the day after World Turtle Day. And if you aren't reading this till Tuesday or later I think it's pretty obvious you don't love me anymore and that makes me a very sad boy. An... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    This is a picture depicting the Ninja Turtles as imagined by various famous artists. It's pretty cute. That's right, cute. I can call things cute because I'm secure enough in my masculinity to do that. Also, tape my penis between my buttcheeks and wear women's underwear. ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles. Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I'm not talking about Tingle the map-seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt onc... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    I can't believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80's Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder hoodie. And, if for some ungodly reason you don't know who Shredder is, you're dead to me. Sai to the neck! This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ... / Continue →