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  • August 12, 2014
    This is the terrifying scarecrow (technically a scarebear) robot built by a Turkish farmer to keep bears from destroying his crops. The robot makes car alarm sounds (presumably because it's half car alarm) and has a 25,000-volt taser in one hand which it wildly swings around, ... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    Two Street Fighter related posts in a row, what a Monday! What a horrible, horrible Monday (per usual). This is a commercial created for Turkish insurance company Anadolu Sigorta about a guy who doesn't think he needs auto insurance until Ryu comes and f***s his car up bonus ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    This is the Cthulhu inspired Christmas dinner made by Texan Rusty Eulberg and his wife. It consists of a bacon layered turkey (although way more bacon definitely wouldn't hurt anything) with crab legs underneath and a couple octopus tentacles poking out of its ass. Would you ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2013
    So apparently men are flocking to Istanbul, Turkey, to get mustache implants so their upper lips don't look so boyish. As I'm sure you're well aware, a nice well-formed mustache is a sign of manliness, and guys who can't grow them are basically women without tits. Back me up,... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2013
    This is a shot of the around 5,000-year old board game tokens recently unearthed at Başur Höyük, in southeast Turkey, making them the oldest known game pieces ever discovered. Any idea what they were playing? Chutes and Ladders? D&D? The Game of Life? I'm going to be a warr... / Continue →