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ZOMG, Call Samus: Metroids Are Real

Metroids, best known for attaching themselves to your head and trying to suck your life-force out like an ex, are apparently real. Finally, an excuse to call...
September 27, 2010

How Pr0n Affects Your Life, The Graph

God, I can't even count the number of horse penises I've seen in my life, but it's definitely in the tens. OF THOUSANDS. Jk, jk. Millions. What?...
May 25, 2010

I See Your Brain: Fish Has See-Through Head

The barreleye (Macropinna microstoma for you ichthyologists) is a deepwater fish that has a see-through, fluid filled head in which it moves its eyeballs. And that, dear...
February 24, 2009