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  • July 25, 2014
    This is a suspect looking picture of one of artist Sam Van Aken's Trees of 40 Fruit, trees he's continuously grafted branches from different peach, plum, apricot, nectarine, cherry, and almond varieties to. Impressive, but nowhere near as impressive as a tree that can grow win... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2014
    This is a highlight reel of a tree mulcher that can eat an entire tree down to nothing in four seconds. For reference, it would take beavers a week to do that. It is definitely the machine all the forest animals are most afraid of. When reached for comment, Bambi cried about... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2014
    Note: Solid F-bomb at 0:19. Crank up the volume! This is a short video of a guy cutting down a massive tree limb when the Ent it belongs to decides enough is enough and wacks him off his ladder. Dude survived the fall fine though, so you don't have to feel bad about having j... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    Least fun trampoline ever. This is a video of a man cutting up a fallen tree, when the tree decides lying down isn't as relaxing as it originally sounded and gets back up. Or maybe jumping on that trampoline wasn't as fun as it thought. You know, when I lived in Virginia I c... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2014
    Despite very little photographic evidence or reports of crocodile attacks from above, a recent study conducted by researchers at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville, confirms some species of crocodiles can actually climb trees at least to the crown (the part where branches a... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2014
    The Crausewell family of Dora, Alabama, had their lawn and trees toilet papered over the weekend by neighborhood kids. So what did they do? Clean up the best they could and wait for the next rain to dissolve the remaining toilet paper? NOPE, they decided to burn the toilet p... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    This is a video of helicopter pilot Dan Clark showing just how fast he can pick up felled Christmas trees and throw them in the back of a truck in Oregon. He's pretty quick. I'm not sure how I'd feel about being the guy that has to hook up the next tree to Dan's cable. Also,... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2013
    This is the Magnolia tree that was transformed into a giant squid by sisters Jill Watt and Lorna using over four miles of yarn. Wait -- do trees even like playing dress up? Did Jill and Lorna at least ask it first? Because the last humanity needs right now is a battle with t... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE for more detail. I don't have a foyer by the way, I was just daydreaming about how cool it would be to have a house with a foyer instead of an apartment with a bug problem. This is the chainsaw carved dinosaur created by Scott Dow of ANIMALISTIC Chai... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    This is the ninja-shaped leaf that Redditor freeaccount found out in the wild, along with an artist's rendition of what the ninja would look like in real life. Now before you go running off to the comments to leave a 'Wow, must be a slow news day', I want you to think about th... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2013
    This is a bonsai tree with a little Lord of the Rings Bag End theme created by Chris Guise of Bonsai Empire. Now I know what you're thinking, and same -- I want to live there too. Unfortunately we're both too big for that. At least I am, maybe you were born 'Indian in the Cu... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2013
    Just like a Phoenix, but waaaaaay less badass. Hey -- you ever wanted to be a tree? Well now you can (provided you're dead) thanks to the $225 Spiritree, a biodegradable urn that feeds a tree planted in the middle WITH YOUR BURNT-ASS REMAINS. I can't wait to be a mighty oak!... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2013
    This is a shot of a flower from Psychotria elata, a small understory tree in tropical forests whose flowers are affectionately known as hooker's lips. Get it? Because they look like bright red lipsticked lips. Just think -- now you can plant a seed and grow your own girlfrie... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2012
    This is the Virgin Mary spotted in a cut log in Utah. The resemblance is pretty uncanny. And by uncanny I mean people need to get a grip and stop spazzing out over stuff like this. If I took a picture every time I saw something that resembled the Virgin Mary I would be a scr... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    Remember the previous Assassin's Creed parkour video? I didn't. Thankfully a tipster reminded me. And now free-runner Ronnie Shalvis is back at it, this time with an Assassin's Creed III themed parkour video which may or may yes involve hanging redcoats and doing flips over ... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2012
    NOTE: Video contains lots of very strong language and should only be watched at full volume with a middle finger pointed at the entrance to your cubicle the entire time it's playing. This is a video of a helicopter flight instructor and student flying around when they spot an ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2012
    Tents: traditionally they go on the ground, usually on rocks or tree roots because you suck at picking a camping spot. But Tentsile tents, -- Tentsile tents go IN THE AIR, keeping you high & dry and safely away from hungry bears/zombies. Just kidding, they will throw sticks a... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    This is a castle sculptured around an actual bonsai tree by Japanese artist Takanori Aiba. If a shrink-ray existed, I would shrink myself and live there. Unfortunately shrink-rays don't exist, so I'm stuck in this basement apartment with a serial killer living above me. Don'... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out to try to get into Poison Ivy's pants or something. Be careful though -- I heard she has a killer bush. SPOILER: Not in the middle! Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the midwest is, in fact, America's butthol... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2011
    This is the Solar Bonsai Electree, a 27-solar paneled gadget charger in the shape of a tree. Too crazy for you? Stop reading now. The tree reaches a full charge in less than three hours and can store enough juice to charge 9 iPhones. Why anybody would have more than six iPho... / Continue →