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  • May 29, 2013
    Full disclosure: I would not be upset if I opened that treasure chest. This is the Pirate Pancake Griddle, it makes flapjacks with a skull & crossbones on them. It's still a Kickstater project but has already reached its funding goal so you can definitely get one for $93 if y... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Give it to me straight -- is it a love doll or not? Did anybody see the new Pirates movie over the weekend? I honestly meant to. Well, at least before the 3rd one came out and gobbled so much Kraken peen. I guess you could say I jumped ship on the franchise after that turd.... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2011
    Want to make your own Zelda treasure chest complete with 'opening' sound effect? Well now you can, provided you're still in your parents' good graces and one of them agrees to supervise so you don't wind up supergluing your genitals to a kitchen stool again. A list of supplie... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    And it probably used to battle that South America/Africa T-rex. Plus guard Greenland's treasure-trove. Kidding, there is no treasure in Greenland. Actually, there isn't much of anything in Greenland except Yetis and cold. No, I suspect this dragon is guarding something much... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2010
    Because the entire Monkey Island franchise will always hold a very special place in my heart (right next to Cool Ranch Doritos and watching people hurt themselves), I have a soft spot for Guybrush Threepwood. So yeah, it was just announced he'll be an unlockable character in T... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2010
    David Crisp is a British hospital chef. But not on the weekends! Oh no, on the weekends he's a treasure hunter. Which is how he found this pot of Roman coins. Oh man, I remember when I used to metal detect on the beach. One time I found two gold teeth. You should've seen ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2009
    Several people in the town of Girardville, Pennsylvania are upset over a busty pirate statue whose magical treasure chest (ZING!) draws scalawags into a local antique store. Amongst the town's most outspoken opponents of the statue is local Roman Catholic Priest, Edward Commol... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2008
    For every kid there's a movie that so was awesome to watch in your youth that it shaped your very being. For many, this movie was Goonies. For me, it was a sick German porno I found in my uncle's closet. But that doesn't make these limited edition Goonies Disk Blaze Pumas an... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2007
    The London Science Museum added metal detecting technology to an R/C car so you can find treasure and have fun at the same time. The car beeps and lights up whenever it nears a metal object. It only costs $83, so I may actually end up getting one. Walking the beach with an o... / Continue →