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  • November 21, 2014
    Remember the Lammily Doll, the alternative to Barbie that was made with the actual proportions of the average 19-year old girl? Well now she's back with a $6 STICKER EXPANSION PACK including freckles, stitches, moles, acne, stretch marks, cellulite, bruises and scars to make h... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2014
    This is a video news report about the ages 3 and up 'Evil Stick' toy bought at a dollar store in Dayton, Ohio (where my brother was born). It looks like a magic fairy princess wand but when you push the button it laughs manically and a light flashes behind the foil star top, r... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is a series of photographs by artist Kent Rogowski featuring different brands of teddy bears that have been turned inside out and restuffed. The results are *eying picture* nothing I would want sleeping next to me. These look like the kind of bears that start moving as s... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2014
    This is a video of two Japanese thrill-seekers playing a game of Crocodile Dentist in which they've attached a bunch of razor blades to the top of the croc's mouth. Looks like fun. I'm kidding, it looks terrifying. I sliced my thumb open to the bone on a broken glass a coupl... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2014
    These are the Sony Playstation And Sega Mega Drive (Genesis) Transformers coming soon from TakaraTomy. The Playstation transforms into Optimus Prime, and the Mega Drive into Megatron. They're both scheduled for release early next year and retail for around $100 apiece. That'... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2014
    This is a video from America's Funniest Videos of a little girl demonstrating her new Flutterbye Flying Fairy toy. Apparently she got a fire-element fairy though, because it heads straight for the fireplace. I've never heard of Flutterbye Flying Fairies before, but I just wat... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    Toys R Us has announced it will pull the Walter White and Jesse Pinkman action figures it's stores have been selling after Florida mom Susan Schrivjer started an online petition to have the Breaking Bad figures removed. You know, despite the fact the toys were only sold in the... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2014
    Remember Razor's Crazy Cart electric drifting fun cart that we were all excited about until we realized a good portion of us are all over the 140-lb weight capacity? And then they announced they were going to make a version for fuller-sized adults? Well this is the reveal vid... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Party Wagon toy that pro modder Platinumfungi fitted with a functional Nintendo system. The controllers were painted by Custom NES Guy. They both did amazing jobs. So good, in fact, that I'm willing to offer my firstborn son for the sy... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    These are the TMNT movie-based action figures (links to eBay auction) that were fully customized and painted by John Harmon of Mint Condition Customs (of these other painted Ninja Turtle action figures fame) to look way less shitty than they originally come. Unsurprisingly, Jo... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    Meet Mr. Knocky. He's a battery-free drum toy controlled by swinging two hand-held triggers. Not digging the sound of his plastic drums? No worries, you can swap them out for other percussion surfaces like a soup can or Pringles can. He is not recommended for use drumming o... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2014
    This is a picture tutorial of how to make your own homemade Fleshlight male sex toy. All it requires is some starch, a cup, a stick, a microwave, and a refrigerator. But, PROTIP: don't get hasty and try using the thing immediately following the microwave step. That's how emb... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    This is a video of hula hoopspert Rachael Lust showing off all her hooping tricks and stunts. Clearly she has been practicing. I actually didn't learn to hula hoop until two summers ago. I just tried it one night when I was drunk and finally understood how to do it. Then th... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    This is a Kickstarter for Project NESM (Never Ending Slink Machine). It's a USB powered treadmill for a Slinky. The project is already funded though so you can definitely get one for around $65 when they're shipped this fall. I actually bought one. I'm pretty sure I could w... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    Note: Just watch the video. This is a special 'Peek-A-Boo' edition UnDeadTed (previously: all these ones). UndeadTeds are teddy bears that have been customized to traumatize children. They make the perfect replacements for American Girl Dolls. Don't ask, just replace. Pref... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    This is a preview of the upcoming LEGO playsets featuring female scientist minfigs. There's going to be a paleontologist, astronomer, and chemist. The playsets are a departure from LEGO's predominately male-centric sets, and come at a time when we need to inspire young female... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2014
    This is a video of three of the members of the Dutch all-girl band ADAM trying to perform their single 'Go To Go' while using vibrators to reach orgasm. It was really something to watch. Especially with my boss standing over my shoulder. You know what I told him? It's my lu... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    Meet Boomer, a new rolling robotic dinosaur toy from the makers of Zoomer, the robotic dog. I am not familiar with Zoomer. Boomer rolls around making dinosaur noises, changing his eye color, and can follow your hand and try to bite it. Apparently he can also be trained to l... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    This is a photographic series by Malaysian photographer Zahir Batin of clone trooper toys doing their thing in real life. It's reminiscent of this photo series of how stormtroopers spend their day off. If I was a clone trooper, you know what I would do in my spare time? Kill... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2014
    This is a sneak peek at the upcoming Ninja Turtle LEGO sets based on the movie. Personally, I think they all leave something to be desired. Particularly the Ninja Turtle sewer base set. So, just for the record, I will only be buying these sets for the unique minifigs. Kee... / Continue →