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  • July 18, 2014
    This is a picture tutorial of how to make your own homemade Fleshlight male sex toy. All it requires is some starch, a cup, a stick, a microwave, and a refrigerator. But, PROTIP: don't get hasty and try using the thing immediately following the microwave step. That's how emb... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    This is a video of hula hoopspert Rachael Lust showing off all her hooping tricks and stunts. Clearly she has been practicing. I actually didn't learn to hula hoop until two summers ago. I just tried it one night when I was drunk and finally understood how to do it. Then th... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    This is a Kickstarter for Project NESM (Never Ending Slink Machine). It's a USB powered treadmill for a Slinky. The project is already funded though so you can definitely get one for around $65 when they're shipped this fall. I actually bought one. I'm pretty sure I could w... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    Note: Just watch the video. This is a special 'Peek-A-Boo' edition UnDeadTed (previously: all these ones). UndeadTeds are teddy bears that have been customized to traumatize children. They make the perfect replacements for American Girl Dolls. Don't ask, just replace. Pref... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    This is a preview of the upcoming LEGO playsets featuring female scientist minfigs. There's going to be a paleontologist, astronomer, and chemist. The playsets are a departure from LEGO's predominately male-centric sets, and come at a time when we need to inspire young female... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2014
    This is a video of three of the members of the Dutch all-girl band ADAM trying to perform their single 'Go To Go' while using vibrators to reach orgasm. It was really something to watch. Especially with my boss standing over my shoulder. You know what I told him? It's my lu... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    Meet Boomer, a new rolling robotic dinosaur toy from the makers of Zoomer, the robotic dog. I am not familiar with Zoomer. Boomer rolls around making dinosaur noises, changing his eye color, and can follow your hand and try to bite it. Apparently he can also be trained to l... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    This is a photographic series by Malaysian photographer Zahir Batin of clone trooper toys doing their thing in real life. It's reminiscent of this photo series of how stormtroopers spend their day off. If I was a clone trooper, you know what I would do in my spare time? Kill... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2014
    This is a sneak peek at the upcoming Ninja Turtle LEGO sets based on the movie. Personally, I think they all leave something to be desired. Particularly the Ninja Turtle sewer base set. So, just for the record, I will only be buying these sets for the unique minifigs. Kee... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Fallout is hands down one of my favorite game franchises. I platinum trophied Fallout 3 and New Vegas and all the DLC. So, obviously, I will be asking my mom for an advance on my allowance to buy this set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads. They're going for $15 apiece (at ThinkGeek o... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    This is the C-3PO Star Wars action figure carrying case that's been repurposed as an electric guitar. Me? I've always imagined C-3PO crushed in a Death Star trash compactor then cut into cubes and repurposed as paper weights. Everyone knows the Darth Vader collector's case... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2014
    AHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT DOG! OMG I WANT TO FEEL ONE OF ITS EARS IN MY MOUTH SO BAD. This is the Tidy Dog (currently a Kickstarter project), a chest for dog toys that rewards a treat whenever your dog returns a toy after playing with it. I can see it now -- Day 1: My dog ... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2014
    This is a video of LEGO robot CUBESTORMER 3 setting the world record for Rubik's Cube solving. It completes the cube in 3.253 seconds, two seconds faster than its father CUBESTORMER 2's previous record of 5.27 seconds. Of course there's also this robot that can solve any cube... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is a video of a 141-car model train traveling in an infinite spiral and loop. I like that couch. I think my parents had the same couch when I was a kid. OR DID THEY? Dum dum dum! Now that I think about it I think ours was different. You know how much cereal I lost in... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    Remember that Barbie doll artist Nickolay Lamm made using the Center for Disease Control's actual average measurements for a 19-year old girl? Well now he's back with a crowdfunding project to manufacture a line of realistic bodied Lammily dolls. Annnnnnnd he already met doub... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    This is Mortal Coil, a 3-D printed skull slinky designed by Ryan Kittleson. You can buy one on Shapeways for $50. Skulls are cool. We all have one. Some people just have less going on inside theirs. You know who I'm talking about. I'm talking about that really stupid pers... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2014
    This is the X-Mansion (aka the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning) built by Glen Bricker (great name for a LEGOManiac! Unless it's not your real name, in which case it's a DECENT pseudonym). It's up for consideration right now on the LEGO Cuuso website but I've got the feel... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    This is the letter that 7-year old Charlotte Benjamin wrote the LEGO company complaining there aren't enough female figure playsets, and the ones they do sell are predominately homemaker related. A valid argument. Plus her penmanship blows mine out of the water. You're gonna... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Hasbro has announced a new line of Transformer toys that abandon the old, complicated transformation process and will instead transform with "the push of a button or flick of the wrist." Why? I'm not sure, but I think it's either because kids are getting lazier or Hasbro's ge... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the $18 Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head Doll sold by Entertainment Earth (who apparently sell every kind of Mr Potato Doll ever). Sadly, he doesn't even come with interchangeable parts -- you only get what you see here. I'm not even sure he has a butt flap that opens so... / Continue →