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  • January 30, 2014
    British man John Bitmead spent over 1,000 hours and £4,000 (~$6,500) building a street-legal version of a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe car. Why? I'm not sure, apparently he doesn't share the same dream as you and I. "Which is?" A Flintstones-mobile! Allegedly the gas-powered ca... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2012
    This is an anatomical cut-away of a Barbie doll by toy anatomist and artist Jason Freeny. Is it just me or can you not stop staring at her boobie? It looks like a honeycomb with a cherry on top. That's weird. Also weird? My roommate. He insisted on sleeping in my bed last... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2012
    This is the full-size (looks small to me but I haven't been to Chuck-E-Cheese in a couple months), fully operational skeeball machine built entirely out of Knex by Instructable user Shadowman39. Apparently he comes from a long line of Shadowmen. Me? I come from a long line of... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    I know the screencap looks fake as shit, but that's only because it was shot on some Cold War era Russian video camera -- the flying DeLorean is actually real. Basically some clever Ruskies made an R/C quadrocopter and added a foam DeLorean body and some light effects and PRES... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2011
    The Gunbrella is a real £10.99 (~$18) product that looks like one of those pop-guns with the flag that comes out that the Joker would point at Batman. Except it's an umbrella. But it does have an auto-open "trigger" so you can still aim it at people and scare them. Just not... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Etch-A-Sketch, realizing they're in bad shape since kids would rather play video games than sketch sad looking wieners in metallic dust, has lent its name to an iPad case that looks like the iconic doodlebox. What, no Woolly Willy case?! Now, the Worlds Favorite Drawing Toy®... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    ROFLASVOMNOMGIB! That's what you get for using a free internet translator instead of hiring somebody. Also, who knew Batman turned into Spiderman after finding equipment under his house? Because I've been under my house before and I didn't turn from one superhero into anothe... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2010
    This is a Rubik's Cube for the blind. Or for people who like screaming and smashing Rubik's Cubes. I'm one of the latter. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, YOU STUPID LITTLE TOY?! I OUGHTA TAKE YOUR F***ING STICKERS OFF AND REARRANGE THEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? Actually, you know wha... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    That's right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24" AT-AT. It'll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards o... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2010
    Been praying night and day for an RC Millennium Falcon roflcopter thingy? Well God must love you, my friend, because that shit's coming this fall. For $50. From Hasbro -- and here comes my left blow, cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-G and this is the season to let the real muthaf***in'... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2010
    Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950's after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fai... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    This is a Millennium Falcon guitar that was spotted by intrepid Geekologie Reader Isaac. Except it's not really a functional guitar, it's just a guitar neck glued to a Millennium Falcon toy. Still, I suppose it COULD be a real Millennium Falcon guitar if you glued a pickup to... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2009
    Ever wonder what was inside Hello Kitty? Me neither, I just assumed it was hairballs and maybe one of those toy mice. Boy was I wrong -- apparently she has guts. Aaaaaah I just want to lick them! As part of the Dr. Romanelli x Hello Kitty collaboration we see the release of... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2009
    You see that doll there? Her name's Gwen, and she's the latest release from the American Girl company. Plus, she's homeless. WTF!? Where's her 1991 Chicago Bull's NBA Championship shirt and mix-matched shoes? For $95 -- more than your average homeless person would dream of... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    That's right folks, now there's a Twilight/vampire themed sex toy. It's a sparkly dildo and marks the coming of the apocalypse. Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience (OR A FIRE!).... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2009
    This is an iPhone dock made out of a dinosaur toy. You can make one yourself if you want. You just cut a hole in a dinosaur toy, maybe pleasure yourself with it a couple times because I mean, it's there, and then stuff the docking wire in there. It is seriously the best iPho... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2009
    I like trains, and not just because they go CHOO CHOO. I also like the hobos that jump on them! THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME, OKAY? Anyway, this is a Thomas the Tank Engine/Voltron mashup toy available from Singapore for around $8. It is in no way shape or form licensed or legal. ... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    This Darth Vader robotic arm toy from Uncle Milton (creep!) costs $30 and will be broken by day's end. God, can I sell products or what? No, seriously, I can. Build and use a real Star Wars Darth Vader robotic arm! Grip and move objects using interactive controls. Assembles ... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2009
    This is a video of some guy from the New York Post getting to play around with the Star Wars Force Trainer that's set to hit the market in a few months. I posted it for two reasons: 1. the toy is cool and I want one badly and 2. I could have done a much better review. DAMNI... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2009
    Do you spoil your kids? You shouldn't. Which is exactly why you should buy this $75 TIE Fighter playset for yourself and never let them touch touch it. Rope it off in the corner of the living room and sit in it making PEW PEW PEWs while they stare longingly at all the fun yo... / Continue →