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  • December 8, 2015
    Dammit Jeffrey, you've gotta stop trying to hump that rock. It's too much stone for you! This is a short video from some zoo or petting zoo or something of a tortoise who got stuck on a rock, and his buddy has to come rescue him. Or maybe the smaller one is a female and they... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2014
    Note: It might not look like a chair, but that's because you're not a turtle. Meet Blade. Blade is a little tortoise with a growth condition that weakened his legs and made it difficult to move. So Blade's caretaker took him to vet Carsten Plischke, who fixed him up with a l... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    Because this is the internet and the internet is magic-- "But I though friendship was magic." Friendship is a black magic SPELL. Besides, who said you can't have more than one thing that's magic? My penis is magic. I'm kidding, my penis is a voodoo curse. This is a video o... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2013
    Seen here looking pissed as hell, Manuela the red-footed tortoise reluctantly poses for a picture after having gone missing from the Almeida family residence in 1982. Turns out they'd just accidentally locked her in a storage room on the second story of their house for the las... / Continue →