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  • February 28, 2014
    The Boeing Black is a new call-encrypting smartphone designed by the aerospace giant for use in the government and private sectors where phone security is of utmost importance. The phone will delete all its data and brick itself if it senses being opened or tampered with. How... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2013
    Thanks to a Freedom of Information Act inquiry filed by Jeffrey Richelson in 2005, the US government has finally gotten around to declassifying documents about Area 51 and its purpose. Obviously, because this is the government we're talking about, they're all filthy lies. Acc... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2012
    Allegedly a Canadian company has developed a 'Quantum Stealth' invisibility cloak for the US and Canadian militaries that can hide whatever is behind it be bending light waves around it. The cloak is said to work so well and be so top secret that they can't release ACTUAL pict... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2011
    So you know how a SEAL team raided Bin Laden's hideout and killed him? I know, I just heard about it too. Also, that there was a specially trained dog on the raid team. Yes, seriously. Anyway, I would have taken him alive. Crippled as a one-legged spider, but alive. But e... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2011
    This is a guy erasing CD's by stripping the reflective aluminum layer off with high current electricity. It's officially my new favorite way to destroy sensitive material on disc. Definitely beats bending them until they shatter! Using them as clay plastic pigeons for shotgu... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    This is a memo sent to the director of the FBI in 1950 describing the crash of three 'flying saucers' and the recovery of alien bodies from the New Mexico desert. OMG -- all those nutjobs weren't such nutjobs after all. Just kidding, I don't even trust the government to know ... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    According to a story by NPR's This American Life, the 125-year old top-secret Coca-Cola Classic recipe was accidentally leaked in the photo accompanying a 1979 Atlanta newspaper article about the soda giant, but nobody noticed it until now. You're going down, Coke! Well, as s... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2010
    New Zealand has a military?! After persistent freedom of information requests, the New Zealand military has decided to release more than 2,000 pages of previously confidential files documenting alien/UFO sightings. Mostly by crazy people. An example: A man who in 1995 met t... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2010
    This is an allegedly screener footage from a "dark and gritty" live-action Pokemon movie that surprisingly has a lot of guns in it. I have no idea if it's real or not, so I'm just gonna copy/paste the email sent to Shogungamer and let you decide for yourself. You're a big boy... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    According to Japanese game designer/Metroid co-creator Yoshio Sakamoto, the next Nintendo console is gonna be so hot just touching it will send your grandchildren to the hospital with 3rd degree burns. Aye yi yi -- that's one hot tamale. Per the man himself: "At Nintendo we ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    This is a recently declassified photo from 1962 of the only nuke ever detonated in space by humans. But what about aliens? They detonate those things all the f***ing time. I'm talking like fireworks on the 4th of July. I know, I know -- that tie-in was the shit. Why, pray ... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2010
    This is Tōru Iwatani. He invented Pac-Man 30 years ago and still carries around his original "top secret" sketches of the game in a notebook. Me? I invented cool 28 years ago and still push my balls around in a wheelbarrow. Iwatani was a speaker at the recent Festival of G... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2010
    This is a paper shredding coffee table. It's called the Papervore but it looks more like an Anythingthat'llfitinthatslitavore if you ask me. Unsurprisingly, it's a real-ass product and will set you back a ridiculous $1,950 if you don't have the taste and decency to make your ... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2010
    This is a video of the F35-B, the first supersonic jet capable of vertical take off and landing PLUS HOVER! Sure it's probably existed forever in top secretness, but I get the feeling the government has just now gotten around to declassifying the thing. Now give us the alien ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    For those of you that don't watch the BBC's Top Gear, you're missing out. And for those of you that do -- let me know when so I can come over and pound some brewhahas and subsequently puke and pass out in your laundry room. Yeah, I'm an awesome guest. BBC Top Gear's enigmati... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2009
    This unknown US mystery plane was recently photographed on an airbase in Kandahar, Afghanistan, and just look at how cute it is! It's like a little baby plane. No word on if its an unmanned aircraft or if there's an actual cockpit, but either way it is a cutie-pie! I mean, s... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2009
    Apparently a 2,400 page British document outlining how to prevent government officials from leaking confidential information to the internet has been leaked onto the internet. The 2,400 page Defense Manual of Security, authored by the Ministry of Defense to help high-ranking m... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2009
    Young Geekologie Reader Izzy Slypig went and made himself a 1GB gluestick flashdrive. It rotates up and out of the container as you twist the bottom. That is all. But, if you've ever wanted to steal computer files from preschool, now's your chance. Hit the jump for three mo... / Continue →