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  • May 4, 2016
    Seen here looking like he's trying to bite the head off an industrial powered dildo, a guy eats a corn on the cob in ten seconds with the help of a power drill. I'm not sure how much corn he actually ate though, because it looks like most flies at the camera. Still, everybody... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2016
    This is a set of cutlery made from wrenches. Or cutlery made to look like wrenches. They cost around $60 for a fork, big spoon, little spoon and knife, which is entirely too much to pay for four pieces of silverware, even if that silverware is stainless steel and look like wr... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2016
    This is a video of musician Rob Scallon rocking out on the garden shovel he modified into a one-string electric guitar. It sounds surprisingly amazing. I tried to make an electric guitar out of a hoe once but I stabbed myself during a concert solo and spilled my guts right th... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2015
    These are a handful of shots from Russia of a wiener dog wearing a special mechanic's jumpsuit that allows him to carry wrenches around the workshop for his human counterparts. He looks like a great helper. Hey Hotdog -- bring me the 14mm! People have expressed some concern ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2015
    This is a video of a crow fishing with a piece of bread. The bird is smart enough to use the bread as a tool instead of eating it. Basically the bird tears off a piece and floats it in the water. When a fish goes for it, it goes for the fish. That bird is easily twice as sm... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2015
    Father Tez Gelmir built this speeder bike rocker for his daughter's first birthday. He even posted an Instructable to follow if you want to build your own. It looks...difficult. At least for me, but I'm bad with tools. The finished product also looks kinda dangerous. Of co... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2015
    The Fly Pry is a teensy titanium multi-tool that can also be used as a zipper pull. It's currently an already-funded Kickstarter campaign so $25 will get you one when they ship this November. It's functions include bottle opener, pulltab lifter (LOLOL), can opener, scraper/mi... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is the £10 (~$16) Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool available for pre-order from TheFowndry. It has eleven functions including screwdriver, earbuds cord wrap, bottle opener, wire stripper, five different wrenches, a ruler and a letter opener. So it's by no means the most vers... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    This is the $27 SURVCO Tactical Credit Card. It fits in your wallet and combines over 20 different multi-tool features including axe, seatbelt cutter, bottle opener, saw, wrenches, nail puller, spear and more. To work as an axe though it has to be mounted to a stick. That st... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2015
    The L'il Trucker is a $69 (weewoo!) zombie apocalypse inspired multi-tool that combines the functionality of a hatchet, glass breaker, hammer, nail puller, pry, saw, gas shutoff, spanner, hex wrenches, hook, wedge, wire twist, can opener and strap cutter. If you were lost in t... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    This are the Chocolate Tools sold by Firebox. They're made from 100% Belgian chocolate and covered in edible paint to make them look like real metal tools. They cost $23 apiece though (per tool, not set), so they're not for the poor. I'm going to buy the hammer and chase my... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2015
    The Mag-Vest ($60) is currently a Kickstarter project for a vest containing large ceramic magnets so you can stick tools to yourself while you're working. It looks like a great way to accidentally drop a hammer on your foot. Plus it makes the perfect addition to your Magneto ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    The Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool (available this summer) is a 25-function multi-tool worn around the wrist or penis like a bracelet. It has a bunch of screwdriver bits and box wrenches, as well as a cutting hook, glass breaker, and bottle opener. Gotta have a bottle o... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2014
    This is a small graphic created by David Wildish (prints available HERE) showing the evolution of Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver throughout the history of the series. Which is your favorite? Mine's the first one, because it looks like the least painful to hide and retrieve fr... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2014
    This is a video of master carver David Warther showing us how to make a pair of wooden pliers out of a small block of wood with only ten cuts. He came up with the design himself through trial and error. Still, watching him work that knife so close to his thumb made me nervous... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2014
    These are the smiley face screws created by Studio Yumakano and the Komuro Manufacturing Company in East Osaka, Japan. They require a special smiley face screwdriver to screw into something. They're supposed to make everyone who sees them happy. Not a bad idea, but you know ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is the PELEG DESIGN's Yolkfish, a small rubber kitchen utensil that can suck egg yolks out of the whites. Plus-- "You can use it on your balls?" Well 1. not if you're cooking me breakfast and 2. that's not what I was going to say, but now that you mention it, it's all th... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is a video of a ladder trying to escape its abusive owner by running down the driveway into the street. PROTIP: A ladder that moves on its own is not the kind you want to be standing on when you're trying to hang Christmas lights. Also, I know it's bad luck to walk under... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2013
    Seen here with the exact look of a man who I'd imagine would try to hammer nails into a board with his bare hand, Ukrainian tough guy Denis Pakhomov prepares to do just that. Impressive work, Denis, but hammers are pretty cheap you know. Hell, even I have two, maybe three. M... / Continue →