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  • January 25, 2012
    This is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $179 Kisai Optical Illusion. Clever name. The time is always visible by training your eyes to pick out the bars that are traveling in the opposite direction as all the others. Oooooooor by cheating and pushing the touchscreen so the re... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2011
    Barg, Brad and kw -- congratulations guys, you're today's big winners! Although truthfully, it was probably Tokyoflash that came out on top what with the exposure and all. Exposure, LOL *flashes mammies* So yeah, somebody else send me something cool to give away. Preferably ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2011
    Alright folks, I have IN MY POSSESSION three Tokyoflash Kaidoku word-watches to give away (one white & purple, two black & blue). All you have to do to enter is leave a comment in the comments section and include a valid email address (in the email address box dummy, not in yo... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2011
    Words: they'll never hurt me like sticks and stones. And, okay, the stove. But now you can tell time wif dem! And Tokyoflash's latest, the Kisai Kaidoku, does just that. It's the second fan design submitted to Tokyoflash's Design Challenge blog to become reality (the first ... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2011
    This is a conceptual Tokyoflash watch with a built-in breathalyzer for determining your sobriety. You know, I actually used to own a breathalyzer that I'd leave out whenever we threw a party so people could see how drunk they were. One time a friend got so wasted he blew a 0.... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    Commenter #1,705 Keith Veilleux and commenter #3,395 dimebag douglas. Congratulations guys, I'll shoot you an email this weekend for your addresses (which I may or may yes use when signing up for grocery store discount cards). Thanks to everyone who entered, I'm sure Tokyofla... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2011
    Okay, so I've got two Tokyoflash Kisai Console watches (retail value ~$175) to give away. All you need to do is go to the Tokyoflash website, pick your favorite model, then leave a comment on this post with said model name to be entered (JUST SAYING 'WANT' WILL GET YOU DISQUAL... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2011
    For the next day and change, until MARCH 24TH, 5PM JAPAN TIME (MARCH 24TH, 3AM EST), Tokyoflash is giving 100% of all purchases values to the Japanese Tsunami Relief Fund. So now you can buy the watch you've always wanted and donate to charity at the same time. It's the feel-... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2010
    Tokyoflash just released four new designs in time for the holidays and they are, clockwise(!!!!!111) from top left: the Transit, Joypad, Lightspeed and RPM. The first three designs are available in both black and white (but NOT red all over. If yours is red all over you're pr... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    When I think "wasted" I think every good opportunity that's every come my way. Plus binge drinking. And that, in a nutshell, is how I live my life: drunk and full of regret (plus diarrhea a lot of the time). Oh God I think I only have one beer left in the fridge aside, this ... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2010
    Most people don't wear watches anymore because they use their cell phone to tell time, but what happens when Skynet brings down the entire telecommunication system? You're gonna be running around with your head between your legs wondering why everything smells like butthole, t... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2010
    This is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $170 Kisai 'Changing Lanes'. It looks good. What doesn't is the dent in my fender BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE YOUR F***ING BLINKER. Hours are displayed on the left side of the interface, starting with 1:00 at the top, traveling down to 6:00... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Are you fancy pants? Do you wear white gloves and a monocle? Jesus you must look ridiculous. But not if you're rocking Tokyoflash's Kisai Round Trip Pocket Watch (kidding, you still 100% will). You see, it's a pocket watch from the future. Just kidding, it's from Japan. ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    It's been awhile since Tokyoflash dropped a time-telling bomb on us, and frankly, I've been missing it. Just like your affection, EXCEPT YOUR AFFECTION OBVIOUSLY CAN'T TELL TIME (stop calling in the middle of the night, jerk!). Introducing the $168 Kisai 'Broke'. A striking ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    The Tokyoflash Instant Trend concept can pull tweets and Facebook updates from your phone via Bluetooth connection. What time is it? Who cares, one of my friends is having bowel trouble! Oh -- oh -- join this Facebook group for a $500 Macy's gift card! If you like the desig... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    This is a line of limited edition Casio watches available from Tokyoflash. Now I know what you're thinking, "Gosh, it's been forever -- I didn't think we'd eeeever see any more Tokyoflashes here on Geekologie." Well think again, suckers! Like a Phoenix, Tokyoflash is a fiery... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2009
    Remember when I told you I'd make up for my lack of Tokyoflash posts lately? BA-DOW! I am a man of my word. And, as a man of his word (when his fingers aren't crossed), here comes Flash's latest: The Hanko. Sharp black acrylic lenses reminiscent of a Japanese signature sta... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2009
    I know, it's been a little while since the last Tokyoflash, and I'm sorry. I never meant for it to go so long. I hope I can make it up to you. Here, here's some flowers I picked from the neighbor's yard. Kiss and make up? Maybe just a little peck? Okay, well how about a h... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2009
    Well folks, Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching, and we all know what that means: sitting home alone, sobbing into the bra you stole from your last girlfriend. Alternatively, going out to the bar with the intention of scoring a lonely lady but getting far too drunk and maki... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2009
    I know what you're thinking, "holy shit, we have a new president!" And also, "damnit Geekologie Writer, hit me the latest in time-telling devices". Well you got it, son. The Kisai Keisan is the latest in Tokyoflash's wrist flasherdashery. If you can add, you can tell what t... / Continue →