Dropping Some Aliens Off At The Pool: The Space Invaders Toilet Paper Holder
This is the 3-D printed Space Invaders toilet paper holder made and sold by Etsy shop The Taj Mahalo ($20). It holds a roll of toilet paper...
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Damn Rich People: $250/Roll Gold Embossed Toilet Paper
Finally, some decent Happy Birthday and wedding themed ass-wiping paper! This is the $250/roll gold foil embossed toilet paper produced by German manufacturer Tissue Design (previously: $1.3-million...
Alabama Family Tries To Burn Toilet Paper Out Of Tree After Getting TP'd, Burns House To Ashes
The Crausewell family of Dora, Alabama, had their lawn and trees toilet papered over the weekend by neighborhood kids. So what did they do? Clean up the...
Your Ass Isn't Worth It: $1-Million/Roll Gold Toilet Paper
This is the $1,376,900 AUD (~$1,300,000 US) roll of 22-karat gold toilet paper sold by the Toilet Paper Man in Australia. You think the Toilet Paper Man...
You've Got To Be Kidding Me: $13 A Roll Toilet Paper
Because rich people are running out of things to spend their money on, a company in Japan is offering a toilet-paper-of-the-month style subscription service that delivers $13/roll...
Finally, A Combination Toilet Paper Holder/iPad Stand
Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, here's a $45 iPad Pedestal Stand from CTA Digital. It combines the ass-wiping practicality of a toilet...
For Sale: Entirety Of Moby Dick Typed On Toilet Paper
eBay seller the_heppcat is selling the six rolls of TP he used to painstakingly hand-typed the entirety of Herman Melville's Moby Dick. Huh? Yes for real, people...
Brap! Pop! Flush!: Comic Book Toilet Paper
Toilet paper: you wipe your ass with it (except this guy, who may use circuit boards). Sometimes you even use it to clean up spills. And sometimes...
German Robot Face Toilet Paper Dispensers
Told you they were shit-eaters! Want a toilet paper dispenser that looks like a friendly robot? That was a trick question, there's no such thing as a...
Great, Where Do I Go?: Superhero Bathroom
Does this mean I get to use the ladies room? Too late -- I already have been! Sometimes Cyclops does too on accident. It just smells better...
From Assy To Classy: Toilet Paper Tube Art
From ass-wipe to art, toilet paper tubes: apparently they're multifunctional. But what's gonna happen when the new tubeless TP rolls take off? Your guess is as good...