Results for "toilet paper"
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Finally, some decent Happy Birthday and wedding themed ass-wiping paper! This is the $250/roll gold foil embossed toilet paper produced by German manufacturer Tissue Design (previously: $1.3-million a roll 22-karat gold toilet paper -- this is the pauper's version). It's not ... / Continue →
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The Crausewell family of Dora, Alabama, had their lawn and trees toilet papered over the weekend by neighborhood kids. So what did they do? Clean up the best they could and wait for the next rain to dissolve the remaining toilet paper? NOPE, they decided to burn the toilet p... / Continue →
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This is the $1,376,900 AUD (~$1,300,000 US) roll of 22-karat gold toilet paper sold by the Toilet Paper Man in Australia. You think the Toilet Paper Man always wanted to be the Toilet Paper Man when he was growing up? "I'm gonna be up in everyone's asses!" he probably told ki... / Continue →
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Because rich people are running out of things to spend their money on, a company in Japan is offering a toilet-paper-of-the-month style subscription service that delivers $13/roll ass paper to your door every month. I think we can all agree when I say thank goodness there's no... / Continue →
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Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, here's a $45 iPad Pedestal Stand from CTA Digital. It combines the ass-wiping practicality of a toilet paper holder with the entertainment-while-you-strain-on-the-john accessibility of an iPad. Now I know 100% of the population u... / Continue →
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eBay seller the_heppcat is selling the six rolls of TP he used to painstakingly hand-typed the entirety of Herman Melville's Moby Dick. Huh? Yes for real, people are f***ing weird (links to the tampon Mona Lisa to prove my point). My friend and I once joked that toilet paper... / Continue →
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Toilet paper: you wipe your ass with it (except this guy, who may use circuit boards). Sometimes you even use it to clean up spills. And sometimes you use it as a napkin and then don't understand when your stomach is upset later (SPOILER: YOU ATE DOODOO PARTICLES). Personall... / Continue →
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Told you they were shit-eaters! Want a toilet paper dispenser that looks like a friendly robot? That was a trick question, there's no such thing as a friendly robot. Per Google translation of the German product site: The coolest toilet paper holder at all! Sauerkraut! Ger... / Continue →
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Does this mean I get to use the ladies room? Too late -- I already have been! Sometimes Cyclops does too on accident. It just smells better plus there are never turds on the floor. *ahem* I'm looking at you, Beast! X-Men Bathroom [buzzfeed] Thanks to maggie, who has neve... / Continue →
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From ass-wipe to art, toilet paper tubes: apparently they're multifunctional. But what's gonna happen when the new tubeless TP rolls take off? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless you guessed anything besides, "absolutely nothing", in which case, congratulations, you're the... / Continue →
