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  • June 3, 2014
    This is a teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat X, coming out next year. It features a fight to the death between long-running Mortal Kombat contestants Scorpion and Sub Zero. Come on, guys, you've been at it for over 20 years now -- it's time to retire. Between the two, who do y... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    Personally, I'm happy just as long as the bread's not moldy, I've never really had a problem with toasters. But apparently a lot of people really struggle with them. Dummies. The Roastie Toaster features a ring of heating elements around its spherical exterior for even bread ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Some guy went and stuffed the guts of an XBox 360 into a fancy-ass toaster. It might not toast bread anymore, but you can blacken some noob asses with it! Also, watch streaming Netflix. THE FUTURE IS NOW, FOLKS! Modder ncaruso11, aka (akatheguy2) gutted his toaster and turn... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2010
    The Coz-e, like the Snuggie, is a giant piece of marketing shit. But, to its credit, the Coz-e does add the extra excitement of potential combustion. GET AWAY FROM ME GRANDPA, YOU'RE A SHUFFLING FIRE HAZARD! $68 takes one home, but no amount of money will replace your person... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Bacon that cooks in a toaster: genius. Bacon that cooks in a trashcan: gross. But all in all still a pretty good idea. Reddi-Bacon (1964) was precooked and there was very little extra fat involved when the foil packets were heated. However, there was occasional slight leakin... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2010
    Why are there so many conceptual toasters? Are you folks really having trouble using the ones you have? I mean, not to brag or anything, but I can toast bread with over a 60% success rate. Did I mention I'm batting over 80% on cooking Ramen noodles? I know, I know, I'm a cu... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    Let's face it: the problem with modern toasting technology is that it doesn't use lasers. A far less significant problem is that you can't see how burnt your bread is getting until it's a f***ing shingle. Enter Le Toaster Vision from Magimix. Despite its toaster moniker, Le ... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2009
    What? I CAN QUOTE The Princess Bride IF I WANT. There's no shame in my game. Or extra lives. Anyway, just in time for not Valentine's Day, Japanese jolly ranchers Kiroichi Kimura and his wife have perfected a way of growing heart-shaped watermelons, which sell for up to $16... / Continue →