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  • May 31, 2013
    This is the cowboy hat made out of an old toaster and pizza pan by DeviantARTist Blue Fox. If you went back in time and wore it in the old west, everybody would think you came from the future. And they would be right, because that's exactly what you just did. Thanks to chi... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    This is Jamy. Jamy is a conceptual toaster designed by Nathan Brunstein that burns a one-picture image of the day's forecast into your bread, along with the high and low temperatures for the day. It's probably at least twice as accurate as the weather app on my phone, and twi... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    Personally, I'm happy just as long as the bread's not moldy, I've never really had a problem with toasters. But apparently a lot of people really struggle with them. Dummies. The Roastie Toaster features a ring of heating elements around its spherical exterior for even bread ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Some guy went and stuffed the guts of an XBox 360 into a fancy-ass toaster. It might not toast bread anymore, but you can blacken some noob asses with it! Also, watch streaming Netflix. THE FUTURE IS NOW, FOLKS! Modder ncaruso11, aka (akatheguy2) gutted his toaster and turn... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Bacon that cooks in a toaster: genius. Bacon that cooks in a trashcan: gross. But all in all still a pretty good idea. Reddi-Bacon (1964) was precooked and there was very little extra fat involved when the foil packets were heated. However, there was occasional slight leakin... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2010
    Why are there so many conceptual toasters? Are you folks really having trouble using the ones you have? I mean, not to brag or anything, but I can toast bread with over a 60% success rate. Did I mention I'm batting over 80% on cooking Ramen noodles? I know, I know, I'm a cu... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    Let's face it: the problem with modern toasting technology is that it doesn't use lasers. A far less significant problem is that you can't see how burnt your bread is getting until it's a f***ing shingle. Enter Le Toaster Vision from Magimix. Despite its toaster moniker, Le ... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2009
    The Super Nintoaster is a Super Nintendo in a toaster's body. It's similar to that time I dressed as a woman and solicited men at the bar (Friday), but nowhere near as good looking. It's maker, Mr. Vomitsaw, discusses: Built from nothing more than a Super NES, a toaster, fou... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2009
    This is video of a fake video game called Wii Breakfast. It's similar to Cooking Mama, except fake and with way more peripherals. And speaking of breakfast.... OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU BOOZEHOUNDS DRANK THE LAST OF MY GIN? Youtube Thanks to Jillian, who is more than welcome ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2008
    This $55 Star Wars toaster burns a perfect Vader face into each and ever slice of delicious multi-grain bread (not included) and is available for pre-order even as I type (ships in January). If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast.... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2008
    Similar in concept to the Note Toaster, comes this little marvel of bread heating technology. The brainchild of industrial designer Sung Bae Chang, the Scan Toaster connects to your computer via USB and can burn pretty much whatever the hell you want onto your bread. The toas... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2008
    The Nintoaster is a Nintendo inside a toaster. You insert a game, press the lever down, and presto -- a nice heaping portion of NES-y breakfast in no time. It even glows red like a real toaster. But don't try sticking bread in there, because it won't work! Combine this suck... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2008
    Some clown of asses sold a piece of Montauk Monster toast on eBay. The life-changing adventure that will culminate with your successful bidding and acquisition of this item all began yesterday morning. In all honesty the morning began like any other for me. I woke gently to ... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2008
    Freddie Yauner is a nutjob. A nutjob with a dream. A pretty lame dream. A dream of building The Highest Popping Toaster In The World. And here it is. It uses high-pressure CO2 and a mechanical arm to blast your toast through the ceiling and kill the woman in the apartment ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2007
    I've never really had a problem with the average of 141 seconds it takes bread to toast. It's only two minutes and change, just long enough to mix a morning cocktail and get the jelly out of the fridge. But if you can't stand the wait, maybe the Speedy Slice toaster is for you.... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2007
    The Zippo Hand Warmer is a stylish hand warmer in that classic Zippo style. It costs $30, and can warm up to 24 hours with only 0.4 oz of fuel. Not only that, but the unit uses a platinum-catalyzed glass fiber burner, which means no actual flame to set your pants on fire. I ... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2007
    The Toaster Teapot is both a toaster and a teapot. Oh sweet mother, what will they think of next? I have been using both a toaster AND a teapot until now, and quite frankly, I've always felt like a douche. I'm not totally sure if it has anything to do with my breakfast prepa... / Continue →