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Watch Your Bread Brown: A See-Thru Toaster

Let's face it: the problem with modern toasting technology is that it doesn't use lasers. A far less significant problem is that you can't see how burnt...
December 29, 2009

Wow: LHC Shut Down Over Piece Of Baguette

Apparently coming back from the future to destroy itself isn't the only problem the Large Hadron Collider has to face, now it's being sabotaged by crumb dropping...
November 6, 2009

A Darth Vader Toaster: Dark Side That Bread

This $55 Star Wars toaster burns a perfect Vader face into each and ever slice of delicious multi-grain bread (not included) and is available for pre-order even...
November 10, 2008

Magic Hat Makes You Smarter, Look Stupid

This thinking cap promises to make its wearer smarter. How? Using a magnetic coil to send juice to portions of the left side of the brain, researchers...
October 3, 2008

Montauk Monster Toast Surfaces On eBay

Some clown of asses sold a piece of Montauk Monster toast on eBay. The life-changing adventure that will culminate with your successful bidding and acquisition of this...
August 11, 2008

Toaster Teapot Is Toaster And Teapot!

The Toaster Teapot is both a toaster and a teapot. Oh sweet mother, what will they think of next? I have been using both a toaster AND...
September 14, 2007

Note Toaster Burns Your Bread

The Note Toaster, designed by Sasha Tseng, is a toaster that will burn reminders into your breakfast. Using a stylus, you write on the top, and then...
September 7, 2007

Toasty The Tape Player Toaster

Arthur Wu, who is clearly a bread heating genius, has designed the Toasty Single Serving Toaster. It looks like a cross between a cassette tape player and...
August 27, 2007