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  • September 30, 2015
    This is the 10-foot long inflatable Jabba the Hutt lawn decoration available from ThinkGeek ($170, includes lights and inflating fan). He measures six feet tall and will almost certainly get his picture taken being humped by teenage trick-or-treaters. Also, why does he look s... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2015
    If you can't tell how to do it from the picture alone, I'm not sure there's much hope for you. But I will provide some words anyways because I know not everyone is a visual learner. Take a slice from five different kinds of sausage (in this case hotdog, bratwurst, Italian sau... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber bra1Nphuk (I see what you did there) launching an overturned wheelbarrow almost fifty feet with the help of a Cobra 6 firecracker, which packs 48.5-grams of explosive powder (versus 2-3 grams for an M-80). The landing is most spectacular. If I were... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    This is a two-piece bathing suit made to look like Ariel's from The Little Mermaid (available as separate tops and bottoms from Hot Topic for $20 apiece -- just don't mention ThinkGeek). Except Ariel didn't wear a bikini bottom, that was just her tail. Personally, I am a big ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is the Jurassic Park 'clever girl' graduation cap made by some recent graduate. It's not the first time I've seen it done, but I do respect it every time. You know, I didn't go to either one of my undergraduate or master's degree graduation ceremonies. You know why? "Y... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2015
    Hold it like you mean business! This is the BBQ Machete Spatula. It costs around $19, looks like a machete, but with the functionality of a spatula. Plus there's a bottle opener. It also comes with a bandana so you don't drip sweat on the meat you're grilling. People usual... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2015
    Note: Obviously, it's not called a tauntaun snowman, it's a snowtauntaun. This is the snowtauntaun made by Redditor Xnipek's friend. That is definitely one tauntaun I wouldn't want to slice open and try sleeping inside of. Honestly, I don't know if I could do that to any ta... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    This is a video of the folks at FullMag uncorking a bottle of champagne by blasting the cork with a .50-caliber sniper rifle. Sadly, they aim too low and shatter a couple bottles before finally getting it right on the third try. Impressive feat, but you do know you can open t... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2014
    This is the Heisenberg paper snowflake design created by artist Lloyd Kinsley. There's a link to a downloadable PDF of the design at Lloyd's Behance page HERE. Obviously, hanging a couple near your stocking will let Santa know what you REALLY want for Christmas. "Meth?" God... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    Wow, two gingerbread posts in a row, it must be the holidays or something! (Is it the holidays?) This is the gingerbread USS Enterprise built and on display at the Blackmarket Bakery in Costa Mesa, California. They did a good job. But you know what my least favorite thing ab... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2014
    This is the gingerbread Barad-dûr with light-up Eye of Sauron built by two Finnish engineering and computer science students. It took over 13.5-pounds of gingerbread to complete, but only one really high friend to eat half of when they had their backs turned. Keep going for a... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    This is an already funded Kickstarter campaign for two (one raw, one painted) Krampus themed beer steins. $48 gets you the raw style when they ship next May, and $60 the painted version. I'm having a hard time deciding which one I want, which is why I just did Eeny, Meeny, Mi... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    This is a video of music teacher (hence the giant instruments) Tom BetGeorge's Christmas lights display. Tom says he has about 12,500 channels running 100,000 lights, and this year they're all synced to Star Wars songs (there's even a lightsaber battle). I wonder how many peo... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2014
    This is a sampling of the dinosaur Menorahs sold by Etsy shop The Vanilla Studio. They're made from spraypainted plastic dinosaur toys, some putty, and candle holders. They cost $85 apiece though, making it far more economical to create your own. I just made one by taping a ... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is the $20 Mitten Flask. It's a pair of mittens with a 3-ounce (5-ounces too small) flexible flask hidden inside the palm of the left-hand mitten, with a bite-valve at the thumb. That sucks because 1. I'm left-handed and would prefer the flask be in the right mitten, whi... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    Because some people have neighbors that are willing to do more than just call the cops on them for playing their music too loud at 8PM on a Friday night, these are a couple videos from an entire neighborhood that got together to synchronize their Christmas lights to music. I c... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2014
    This is the Cthulhu Christmas wreath created by Maika Keuben (of Cthulhu Christmas tree fame). It's the perfect wreath to let carolers know they've come to the wrong house to sing at. But by the time they realize it, it will be too late, and the tar and feathers will already ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2014
    Remember world-class performance artist Sara X's Mozart inspired breast dance? Well now she's back for the holidays with a titillating performance of Jingle Bells. I think we can all agree, it's just about as perfect as a video can be without being the trailer for that new Ju... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2014
    This is the Blown Glass Solar System Ornament Set. It includes the sun (not shown) and all nine planets (high-five, Pluto!). Unfortunately, the set costs $375, which is significantly out of my ornament budget this year. I can barely afford to string popcorn together. Beside... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →