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  • July 31, 2014
    This is the Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge available from ThinkGeek ($150). It can hold nine cans of soda plus a little extra and glows green inside and out. Nine cans of soda isn't that many, but the thing is only a foot square so it doesn't take up a lot of room either. You kn... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    What's that, Lassie? Timmy got beamed back with his penis for an arm?! This is the Star Trek Captain's Chair Pet Bed available from ThinkGeek ($80). It's a dog bed that looks like the captain's chair from Star Trek. But way plusher. I slept in a dog's bed once when I got d... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    This is the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome available from ThinkGeek ($25). It stands 9-inches tall and is in the middle of eating a bunch of gnomes. Can you believe it can actually hold things in its little arms? That's cute. Still, I'd like to see this thing go head-to-head ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    These are the LEGO shot glasses available from ThinkGeek ($20 for 4). They're not actually licensed LEGO products though because LEGO doesn't promote underage drinking, plus why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That is like flushing money down the toilet. Sam... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2014
    These are the Giant Robot Feet With Sound Effects slippers available from ThinkGeek ($30). They make every step sound like a robot taking a step. They are the perfect slippers for somebody looking for giant robot feet with sound effects slippers. They are NOT the perfect sli... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    What are those, store-brand chocolate chippers? NO THANKS. This is the $30 Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek. The paint job leaves a little something to be desired, so I suggest repainting it yourself if you buy one. Just be sure to use lead-fre... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2013
    This is the $70 ThinkGeek Travel Boy Carry On Luggage. It's called the Travel Boy instead of Game Boy because why pay for licensing rights if you don't have to? That's like throwing money away. Not eating your whole meal at a restaurant is also like throwing money away, unle... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is the $13 Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal from ThinkGeek. You get both a happy cat and grumpy cat decal and four tails to make your rear windshield wiper look like it's wagging. Don't have a car with a rear windshield wiper? Congratulations, your decal cat has a butthole. ... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    These are the $25 Building Block Slippers available from ThinkGeek. Why aren't they LEGO slippers? Because why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That's like throwing money into the fountain at the mall. None of my wishes are gonna come true, and afterwards I w... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2013
    This is the $35 Tactical BBQ Apron available from ThinkGeek. It looks like riot gear and has all sorts of pouches and straps to hold your barbeque tools. It won't stop a bullet though, so you better not f*** up my burger. You know what happened to the last guy who overcooked... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2013
    This is a $30 Forever Alone meme face statuette from ThinkGeek. It makes the perfect companion for the person with no companions. You know, I had a friend once. He might try to tell you we were just roommates, but we went halfsies on an entertainment stand so obviously there... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2013
    These are two NES cartridge pillows from ThinkGeek. Except they're not actually licensed by Nintendo, which is why they're calling them Retro Video Game Cartridge Pillows and feature games like Unicorn's Revenge and Lava Jump instead of Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda. Ca... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2013
    I mean, it would have been cool as a kid, but I'm still going to buy one and sleep in it. This is the $90 TARDIS play tent available from ThinkGeek. The tent stands just short of six-feet tall and the inside walls are even printed to look like the interior of the TARDIS. I'm... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2012
    This is an officially licensed $35 Minecraft torch lamp. The plastic lamps are powered by three AAA batteries and can either sit upright on a table or mounted to a wall diagonally. I just hung a bunch around my bedroom to give it kind of a medieval castle feel. "It's not wor... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2012
    This is a $100 One Ring replica created by WETA Workshop and available from ThinkGeek. Unfortunately, they're not going to be back in stock until late February, so you can forget about Christmas listing one. But when they are available you can also get a sterling silver Chain... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    This is an $80 desktop mini fridge that looks like a TARDIS from ThinkGeek. Don't want to keep your food cold? No worries, it also has a warming function. Of course leaving a sandwich on your desk is a FREE warming function. But not tuna -- no, not tuna. You leave a tuna s... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2012
    ThinkGeek is selling these $13 Companion Cube ice cube trays that make your ice look briefly like little companion cubes in a drink before looking like regular ice cubes in a drink. Me? I bought the 99 ice cube trays from IKEA that make all my ice heart shaped. I know you mi... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2012
    This is a $90 (?!?!) TARDIS trashcan from ThinkGeek. It has a foot pedal opener along with light and sound effects whenever it's used. Unfortunately, it's so small (what is that -- a six coffee cup capacity?) that unless it really is bigger on the inside it's probably smarter... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2012
    This is the $30 Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate from ThinkGeek. It looks like an arcade joystick, but it's not -- it's a light switch. I know -- it was hard for me to grasp at first too. The two buttons make different 'PEW PEW!' sound effects and the actual joystick contr... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2012
    Children: they're like miniature people with limited vocabularies that still poop their pants on occasion. And now they have superhero raincoats. Obviously, I'm jealous. And not just because of the whole pant-pooping thing, but come on -- movies are long and popcorn passes r... / Continue →