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  • January 26, 2016
    These are the $60 Star Wars character plushy bouquets available from ThinkGeek. They come in three varieties: droids, stormtroopers and Darth Vader, and mixed characters. Each plushy attaches to a stem via elastic loops to make them look like a real flower bouquet. They're n... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2015
    This is the $30 Spellbook Billfold/clutch designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It has 'Spellbook' clearly printed on the outside so people don't think it's your wallet and try to steal it. Although, there's probably more than one evil sorcerer who would prefer to get their hands o... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2015
    The Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie is a $120 hoodie available from ThinkGeek (previously an April Fools' joke that they made real). The hoodie has accelerometers in the sleeves programmed to read nine different spell-casting arm movements, each one of which produces a u... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2015
    Because I'm convinced it's somebody's (and possibly multiple people's) job to make sure every product is available with a Star Wars theme, this is the $15 Star Wars Lightsaber Flatware Set available from ThinkGeek. Just to be clear though, $15 only gets you a single set (one L... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2015
    This is the $40 Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set available from ThinkGeek. It comes with six 10-ounce glasses including four planets, one moon (Endor) and one space station Luke Skywalker mistook for a moon before Obi-Wan set him straight (the Death Star). The Alderaan glass... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2015
    This is the $35 Planetary Bowl set available from ThinkGeek (previously: planetary plates and glassware). The inside and outside look like the planets of the solar system, are dishwasher safe, but don't include Pluto. Several people in the ThinkGeek comments pointed out that'... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2015
    This is the $40 LED Potion Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. The touch-activated lamp has an area of effect of about five feet and can be set to glow red, green, yellow or blue, or slowly fade through the whole spectrum. What's your favorite color potion? I like the purple... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic drinking-out-of-a-rug experience. You like hair in your mouth? Who DOESN'T like hair in their mouth? In my... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Death Star Waffle Maker available from ThinkGeek. It makes a single 7-inch Death Star waffle at a time. Now, by a show of hands -- who likes pancakes more than waffles? Now everybody look around. The people with their hands up clearly don't appreciate syrup ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2015
    Haha, I chose paper, you lose! This is the officially licensed Mega Man hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($60). Previously there was this officially licensed Mega Man hoodie. That one cost $190 though. I am not spending $190 on a hoodie unless it makes me look attractive to ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2015
    This is the Darth Vader silicon oven mitt available from ThinkGeek for $15 (previously: this space slug oven mitt). It looks like one of Vader's gloves and has the Imperial crest on the palm. Darth Vader's actual gloves did not have that because it would have gotten in the way... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    These are the Batmobile slippers available from ThinkGeek ($50). They were designed to look like the Tim Burton Batmobile from the 1989 movie and come in small, medium and DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME BOATS. Personally, I wear a size 11 or 12 depending on the brand. I have big feet.... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2015
    These are the $10 Darth Vader and Stormtrooper porch light covers available from ThinkGeek. They make perfect Halloween decorations. Me? I don't have a porch light. I do a nightlight though, because i don't f*** with ghosts. "Awwwww, little GW is afraid of ghosts." Hey --... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    Ever wanted a semi-realistic Joker crawling out of your flower bed? Well you are IN LUCK MY INTERNET FRIEND, because ThinkGeek is selling this DC Joker Ground Breaker lawn ornament ($90) just for people like you. It measures 36" wide, 24" deep and 10" tall and is recommended ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2015
    This is the chainmail wine bottle sleeve available from ThinkGeek ($25). It keeps your wine bottle safe from sword and arrow attacks. It does not keep your wine bottle safe from being opened and drank though, which is why I'm a little bit tipsy right now. *hiccup* Hey. Hey.... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YE... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2015
    This is the Magical Unicorn Umbrella available from ThinkGeek ($15). It has a unicorn head handle and a rainbow canopy. It provides +5 whimsy on rainy days, and the standard -10 luck if ever opened indoors. You know, I opened an umbrella indoors once. Life has been miserabl... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    The Dragonscale Handbag of Holding is a $60 handbag available from ThinkGeek. It has 15 pockets for storing a shit-ton of stuff, a faux dragonscale exterior (actually vegan leather) and a zipper pull that looks like a D20. That is probably the nicest thing about it. The nice... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the $30 Knight Rider K.I.T.T. USB Car Charger available from ThinkGeek. It plugs into a car's 12V power socket/cigarette lighter and has two USB charging ports. Plus it lights up and talks. However it will NOT drive your car for you, although I convinced my roommate ... / Continue →