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  • November 18, 2015
    This is the $40 LED Potion Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. The touch-activated lamp has an area of effect of about five feet and can be set to glow red, green, yellow or blue, or slowly fade through the whole spectrum. What's your favorite color potion? I like the purple... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic drinking-out-of-a-rug experience. You like hair in your mouth? Who DOESN'T like hair in their mouth? In my... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Death Star Waffle Maker available from ThinkGeek. It makes a single 7-inch Death Star waffle at a time. Now, by a show of hands -- who likes pancakes more than waffles? Now everybody look around. The people with their hands up clearly don't appreciate syrup ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2015
    Haha, I chose paper, you lose! This is the officially licensed Mega Man hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($60). Previously there was this officially licensed Mega Man hoodie. That one cost $190 though. I am not spending $190 on a hoodie unless it makes me look attractive to ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2015
    This is the Darth Vader silicon oven mitt available from ThinkGeek for $15 (previously: this space slug oven mitt). It looks like one of Vader's gloves and has the Imperial crest on the palm. Darth Vader's actual gloves did not have that because it would have gotten in the way... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    These are the Batmobile slippers available from ThinkGeek ($50). They were designed to look like the Tim Burton Batmobile from the 1989 movie and come in small, medium and DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME BOATS. Personally, I wear a size 11 or 12 depending on the brand. I have big feet.... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2015
    These are the $10 Darth Vader and Stormtrooper porch light covers available from ThinkGeek. They make perfect Halloween decorations. Me? I don't have a porch light. I do a nightlight though, because i don't f*** with ghosts. "Awwwww, little GW is afraid of ghosts." Hey --... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    Ever wanted a semi-realistic Joker crawling out of your flower bed? Well you are IN LUCK MY INTERNET FRIEND, because ThinkGeek is selling this DC Joker Ground Breaker lawn ornament ($90) just for people like you. It measures 36" wide, 24" deep and 10" tall and is recommended ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2015
    This is the chainmail wine bottle sleeve available from ThinkGeek ($25). It keeps your wine bottle safe from sword and arrow attacks. It does not keep your wine bottle safe from being opened and drank though, which is why I'm a little bit tipsy right now. *hiccup* Hey. Hey.... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YE... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2015
    This is the Magical Unicorn Umbrella available from ThinkGeek ($15). It has a unicorn head handle and a rainbow canopy. It provides +5 whimsy on rainy days, and the standard -10 luck if ever opened indoors. You know, I opened an umbrella indoors once. Life has been miserabl... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    The Dragonscale Handbag of Holding is a $60 handbag available from ThinkGeek. It has 15 pockets for storing a shit-ton of stuff, a faux dragonscale exterior (actually vegan leather) and a zipper pull that looks like a D20. That is probably the nicest thing about it. The nice... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the $30 Knight Rider K.I.T.T. USB Car Charger available from ThinkGeek. It plugs into a car's 12V power socket/cigarette lighter and has two USB charging ports. Plus it lights up and talks. However it will NOT drive your car for you, although I convinced my roommate ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    This is the Back To The Future levitating hoverboard desktop toy available from ThinkGeek ($40). It floats on a series of rare earth magnets and will hover back and forth after given a push. Sadly, it is probably the closest many of us will ever come to getting to play with a... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    This is the $150 officially licensed Han Solo frozen in carbonite mini fridge available from ThinkGeek (soon to be GameGeekThinkStop, who will buy back your previously used products for pennies on the dollar). It's weird this was actually a rejected Star Wars product considere... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    Well it seemed like the fat lady had already sung and was headed to get a sandwich when I reported Hot Topic was buying ThinkGeek last week, but it appears GameStop has swooped in like some kind of eagle that only gives me $3.29 trade-in on most of my used games and claimed the... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    All body jewelry buy one, get one $1?! Moooooom -- will you drive me to the mall? In sad news for everyone everywhere, Hot Topic has announced it's plan to purchase online retailer ThinkGeek in a deal worth $122-million. Apparently the two companies have been competitors for... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    This is the $60 Captain America Shield Backpack available from ThinkGeek. It looks like Captain America's Shield, has a padded laptop/tablet pocket, and a hard plastic exterior. Speaking of backpacks -- is it still cool to only wear your backpack on one shoulder? Because w... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2015
    This is the Dagobah swamp shower curtain available from ThinkGeek ($25). It's perfect for the person who wants their bathroom to feel as swampy as possible. People are weird. My bathroom? My bathroom has a beach feel to it. "Stop talking about your beach themed bathroom." ... / Continue →