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  • May 5, 2016
    This is the set of Star Wars character tiki mugs available for pre-order from ThinkGeek (shipping late July). Individual mugs are $15 or you can get the whole set of six for $73 for a savings of *counting on fingers* seventeen dollars? I'm bad at the maths. I know I make fun ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2016
    These are the Star Wars kites available from ThinkGeek. They come in Death Star, Millennium Falcon, X-Wing and R2-D2 varieties, and cost $40 apiece. Here's a fun lifehack: the next time you're at the beach, fly a kite, then tie the string to your beach chair. That way your f... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2016
    Because Star Wars everything, this is the $60 R2-D2 Architectural Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. It looks like everybody's favorite droid minus the people whose favorite droid is BB-8 or one of those Gonk droids that looks like a trashcan with feet. You know I used to ha... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2016
    Because some people still believe the earth is flat and not shaped like a pyramid like the Illuminati discovered centuries ago, these are the Planetary Fleece blankets available from ThinkGeek. And no, they're not April Fool's products, they're real. The $30 blankets measure ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2016
    This is the $25 Retro Gaming Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek. It looks like an oldschool Nintendo cartridge game box. Plus, since it's got a clear window at the top, it puts YOU in the game. I've always wanted to be in my own Nintendo game, but the graphics were neve... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2016
    This is the $40 Nintendo Entertainment System backpack available from ThinkGeek (although I also saw Spencer's selling it for $30 and Amazon for $34. Shoot, you might be able to find one at a yardsale for $10 and haggle them down to $5 and throw in an oven mitt you can pretend... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2016
    Because the world can't end until there's Star Wars everything (it's in the Bible), this is the $20 Death Star shower curtain available from ThinkGeek. It measures 72" x 72" and comes with 12 shower curtain hooks INCLUDED IN THE PRICE. That seems like a fair deal. My shower ... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2016
    This is the officially licensed Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek ($45). Why does it have its arms crossed like that? It looks like a sexy lady who just stepped out of the shower and doesn't want anybody to see her breasts. That's an unusual pose for an alie... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2016
    These are the $60 Star Wars character plushy bouquets available from ThinkGeek. They come in three varieties: droids, stormtroopers and Darth Vader, and mixed characters. Each plushy attaches to a stem via elastic loops to make them look like a real flower bouquet. They're n... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2015
    This is the $30 Spellbook Billfold/clutch designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It has 'Spellbook' clearly printed on the outside so people don't think it's your wallet and try to steal it. Although, there's probably more than one evil sorcerer who would prefer to get their hands o... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2015
    The Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie is a $120 hoodie available from ThinkGeek (previously an April Fools' joke that they made real). The hoodie has accelerometers in the sleeves programmed to read nine different spell-casting arm movements, each one of which produces a u... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2015
    Because I'm convinced it's somebody's (and possibly multiple people's) job to make sure every product is available with a Star Wars theme, this is the $15 Star Wars Lightsaber Flatware Set available from ThinkGeek. Just to be clear though, $15 only gets you a single set (one L... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2015
    This is the $40 Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set available from ThinkGeek. It comes with six 10-ounce glasses including four planets, one moon (Endor) and one space station Luke Skywalker mistook for a moon before Obi-Wan set him straight (the Death Star). The Alderaan glass... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2015
    This is the $35 Planetary Bowl set available from ThinkGeek (previously: planetary plates and glassware). The inside and outside look like the planets of the solar system, are dishwasher safe, but don't include Pluto. Several people in the ThinkGeek comments pointed out that'... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2015
    This is the $40 LED Potion Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. The touch-activated lamp has an area of effect of about five feet and can be set to glow red, green, yellow or blue, or slowly fade through the whole spectrum. What's your favorite color potion? I like the purple... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic drinking-out-of-a-rug experience. You like hair in your mouth? Who DOESN'T like hair in their mouth? In my... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Death Star Waffle Maker available from ThinkGeek. It makes a single 7-inch Death Star waffle at a time. Now, by a show of hands -- who likes pancakes more than waffles? Now everybody look around. The people with their hands up clearly don't appreciate syrup ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2015
    Haha, I chose paper, you lose! This is the officially licensed Mega Man hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($60). Previously there was this officially licensed Mega Man hoodie. That one cost $190 though. I am not spending $190 on a hoodie unless it makes me look attractive to ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2015
    This is the Darth Vader silicon oven mitt available from ThinkGeek for $15 (previously: this space slug oven mitt). It looks like one of Vader's gloves and has the Imperial crest on the palm. Darth Vader's actual gloves did not have that because it would have gotten in the way... / Continue →