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  • April 25, 2014
    This is a video of Alex Allmont's electronic beat producing LEGO machine, Playhouse. It makes beats so fresh you'd swear they were handpicked from the farm this morning. Or at least aren't passed their expiration date and marked with one of those orange 'Manager's Special' st... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2014
    Patatap (embedded after the jump or you can visit the official site or a full-screen version) is a little browser app that plays a different sound and animation for every letter of the keyboard. So you just mash away and CREATE MAGIC. Or a cacophony (somebody threw a Gatorade... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    'Welcome to Cobra Island' is a 12-track rap album set in the G.I. Joe universe produced by rhymer Wordburglar (not to be confused with the Hamburglar, who steals hamburgers, or the Turdburglar, who secretly collects dingleberries). You can download the album for free HERE. I ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2012
    This is a short video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson cutting a rug at some party to Michael Jackson's 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough'. He's a surprisingly good dancer. Don't get me wrong, I'd still destroy him in a dance-off, but it wouldn't be my easiest win (and may require a pock... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2012
    Bananas, get it? Because people slip on them and hurt themselves. Just kidding, that's not why, but I've already forgotten what I was talking about. If you eat too many of them they'll give you runny stools? No clue. Man, I got DRUNK last night. This is a bunch of differen... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2012
    This is an R2-D2 inspired Technics 1200 turntable. It was a collaboration between Tex Nasty at Remix Turntable Lab and Full Blown Kustoms. Me? I like my kustoms only half blown. Honestly, of all the stupid change George Lucas made to the original movies I'm surprised he did... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Geekologie Reader (and half of DJ duo Skitzophonics) Stefan went and built this custom stage for when he and his bro Flip (the other half of Skitzophonics) perform. It lights up to the fresh beats they drop and mesmerizes audiences with f***ing rainbows and fades and all kinda... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    Picture unrelated: White Witch of Narnia (kidding -- NOW STOP EMAILING ME). This is an 'epic metal' cover of the main Skyrim theme by German metal band Equalibrium's guitarist/keyboardist René Berthiaume. Not gonna lie, it kinda got me pumped up about getting out there and la... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2011
    Scalpel! I honestly can't believe these weren't invented earlier but they probably were and I just never heard about them because nobody keeps me in the loop. CARING MEANS SHARING DAMMIT! "Well, if you must know, I think I'm developing a rash on my--" UGH, ENOUGH ABOUT YOU ... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2011
    Note: Video possibly NSFW depending on how your employer feels about pole-dancin'. This is a video of a lady loosely dressed (get it? she's hardly wearing anything!) as a Harry Potter character working the pole to a 'Harry Potter Dubstep'. Admittedly, she's pretty good and... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    This is a video by Youtube user Sp0ntanius playing the 'Song of Healing' medley from the Zelda classic Majora's Mask using nothing but wine glasses. Some he beats on, some he rubs his finger on, none he beats or rubs his wiener on (not in this version anyway). It's really imp... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    This is the video for Daft's Punk's first single, 'Derezzed', off the TRON: Legacy soundtrack. It's pretty badass. The song too. Almost enough to make me forget Disney is behind the whole production. Almost. But like another famous mouse once told me, "Here I come to save ... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2010
    If you haven't heard about this already, you can go to Google Translate and create your own fresh beats to rap over, record, and then use to seal a record deal. God knows you have more talent than most of the asshats on the radio -- and you're practically talentless! Instruct... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because these beats are so fresh they'd make the front page look rotten. This is a little composition by Eclectic Method appropriately titled '8-Bit Mixtape'. It's basically a bunch of beats and audio effects from old video games strung together ... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because these beats are far too fresh for the front page. I've been known to beat the occasional box before but only because I used to work for Fed-Ex and I was contractually obligated. This guy does it for fun. Admittedly, he does do an amazing... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2010
    Note: Music video is after the jump because the beat's so fresh it oughta be illegal. This is the sixth installment in the autotuned Symphony of Science series. It's all about why humans should further explore Mars and is appropriately titled, 'The Case For Mars'. Sadly, bas... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2010
    SolarBeat is little website that shows the planets in our solar system orbiting the sun and making a little "ding!" every time they complete a circuit. You can mess with the tempo to alter the music, and if you speed it up all the way and sit around for like 40 years you can f... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2010
    CodeOrgan is a website where you can enter any website's URL, and, using a complicated algorithm, it turns the website's code into "music". Obviously, Geekologie is the most beautiful website you will ever hear, but you can try it with any other one you want. And the songs wi... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2010
    This is a rap about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and the stress it puts on a relationship. Which is exactly why I don't play it. Also, I don't know if it was just me or what, but the bass sounded like complete ass. Not a sexy, shapely tush either, I'm talking about a super f... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2010
    This is a little compilation of Zelda medleys from The Ocarina of Time being played by Joe Marvelly. Mostly on the guitar and Stylophone, but there's a little drum action thrown in for good measure. And speaking of good measures: did you know each box of Raisin Bran is packed... / Continue →