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  • August 20, 2014
    This is a video of Pierce Brosnan and Jimmy Fallon playing Goldeneye on Nintendo 64. They both suck horribly. I could easily take them both, even if they played as Oddjob and I set my health bonus to -10 (any shot fatal). You know how many hours I logged in high school playi... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    This is a video of two Roombas with knives taped to them trying to pop each other's balloon a la Mario Kart battle mode. But you're gonna want to skip to at least 2:00 into the video because the first two minutes are just people talking because they don't understand they shoul... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2014
    This is a video from the 2013 Texas Heat Wave custom car show of two lowriders doing battle. They're not REAL cars though -- they're just shells of cars that have had their engines and other heavy parts removed so they can achieve MAXIMUM BOUNCE. Just check out the red, white... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2014
    This is a teaser trailer for Mortal Kombat X, coming out next year. It features a fight to the death between long-running Mortal Kombat contestants Scorpion and Sub Zero. Come on, guys, you've been at it for over 20 years now -- it's time to retire. Between the two, who do y... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    Whoa, I never realized how much Obi-Wan looks like my drunk uncle Carl. This is a video of the Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi duel with the audio replaced by homemade sound effects. You know, sometimes my roommate and I will mute the television and make our own sound effects ... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    This is a dead nose-horned viper found in Macedonia with a centipede poking its nasty little head out the hole it ate through the snake. Dammit Mother Nature, I thought we talked about this! Don't make me tell Father Time you've started drinking again. BRUTAL DETAILS: The u... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    This is a video compilation of Mike Tyson fights with Street Fighter sound effects added. Just like the title says. Could you imagine being on the receiving end of one of those punches? Your body would just explode. At least mine would. Probably through the anus. What? I... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    *wolf whistle* Nice ass, bro! This is a video of table tennis pro Timo Boll doing battle with a KUKA industrial robot. Allegedly the KUKA is the world's fastest robot. Is that true? I doubt it. Of course, I doubt everything. Question everything -- that's my motto. Jk jk... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2014
    These are pictures of a river otter attacking an American alligator at the Lake Woodruff National Wildlife Refuge in Florida. Apparently the otter killed and ate the gator, disproving everyone who thought otters are precious little angels that would make great pets. Those thi... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    These are the photos from a battle between a python and a crocodile near Lake Moondarra in western Queensland, Australia. Apparently the battle went on for hours, with the python eventually choking the crocodile out, then swallowing it. For the record, that is not how I want ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2014
    This is the Batman versus Terminator animated short created by Tony Guerrero and Mitchell Hammond. Some background while I cough my f***ing lungs out into the sink. I swear I hocked up something this morning that was like, alive. I tried to scoop it up in a paper cup but it ... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2014
    First there was the real video of Jean-Claude Van Damme doing his famous leg splits between two Volvo trucks driving in reverse, then there was the CG video of Chuck Norris doing the splits between two jets. And here is another CG video of Van Damme answering back with a leg s... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2014
    This is a worthwhile fan-edited trailer for the fourth season of Game of Thrones set to Lorde's version of 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World'. I saw a dragon. And, for the record, I do not want to rule the world. That sounds like a lot of responsibility and I am NOT into re... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2014
    This is a 2-hour 45-minute Youtube video (watch the whole thing and it'll almost be time to leave for the day!) of the Bill Nye/Ken Ham debate on evolution vs young earth creation. Who won? Nobody -- nobody won. Zero opinions were changed, just as I expected. You have to in... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    In a battle that's sure to blow any UFC title fight out of the water, Bill Nye is going to debate Ken Ham, the founder of the Creation Museum tonight AT the museum at 7PM eastern (you can watch a live feed of the debate when it happens HERE). Bill Nye will be arguing creationi... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2014
    This is a Dragon Ball Z fight imagined in real life. I dunno, if you're into Dragon Ball you might like it. I'd be lying if I told you I watched all eight minutes though, because time is money and I'm broke right now. Thankfully I'm still rich in...dammit, I've got to be ric... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2013
    Good lord, I could get lost in either one of those two's eyes. This is a video of current movie stars picking their favorite superhero between Batman and Superman, and explaining their choice. The lineup includes Jennifer Lawrence, Tom Hiddleston, Michael Fassbender, Harrison... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    Every year around this time I hang a bunch of paper snowflakes from the ceiling of the living room for a little holiday ambiance. Then I set fire to a trashcan in the middle of the room and pretend I'm an Eskimo. These are the cut-it-yourself Game of Thrones house sigil snowf... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    This is a small series (there's five) of Game of Thrones heroines imagined by Elin Jonsson in the style of famed art nouveau painter Alphonse Mucha (of that JOB rolling papers poster I had in my dorm room fame, among others). Like them? You can order prints/iPhone cases/throw... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is a nerd versus geek rap battle created by internet video makers Rhett and Link. Who wins? SPOILER: I didn't watch the whole thing. CHOO CHOO, I'M A TRAIN -- follow me for the video.... / Continue →