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  • March 21, 2014
    Allegedly this is a guide for how to crap like a real samurai. I have no clue if it's accurate, if they even used stand-up toilets, or anything else. I just like pretending I'm a warrior and figured some of you do too, so I'd post it. Although I always thought crapping like ... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    Note: Alaska not drawn to scale for some reason. Alaska is almost 2.5x the size of Texas (although California's population is only 1.5x the size of Texas leading me to believe this entire map is a CROCK OF LIES. This is a map of the United States showing the approximate size ... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2013
    A dog that sees another dog's tail wagging asymmetrically to the left or right elicits a different response in the dog that sees it. In a recent study, researchers found if a dog sees another's tail wagging to the right, the dog responded calmly. If it saw it wagging to the l... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2012
    Note: Sick-ass 'Dark Side Of The Moon' Photoshop work by yours truly. This is blind-since birth Tommy Edison. Tommy was presumably named after famous inventor Thomas Edison, who was born not only blind, but with the head of a lizard. "Stop rewriting history." Haha, I'm hopi... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2012
    Some kids learn by reading. Some kids learn by listening. And some kids learn by watching their idiot father drop a firecracker down a manhole and almost lose his head when it ignites all the trapped gas down there and sends the cover flying. But what did they learn -- that'... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2012
    Note: Actual legible version HERE. This is a small chart depicting the various levels of good vs neutral vs evil found in comic book characters and a brief explanation of each. Whether you agree or disagree with the chart, you've already spent way too much time and brain powe... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2011
    This is a public service announcement starring The Big Bang Theory's Penny (Kaley Cuoco) reminding women there are other sexy cosplay options to wear to parties/conventions besides slave Leia. It's not particularly good, but neither was the guy working the drive-thru window at... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    WD 0806-661 B, a brown dwarf (artist's rendition, lower right) orbiting a white dwarf (interracial orbiting FTW!) some 75-light years from earth. Shit, pack a picnic and let's go! "GW? You don't actually know how far a light-year is, do you?" OVER 1,000 WATTS! Extra mayo o... / Continue →