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  • June 14, 2016
    This is a video of a man carefully cutting open a shark egg to reveal the ready-to-hatch but needs help baby bamboo shark inside. The miracle of life, ladies and gentlemen. Although I'd be a little weirded out if my wife was pregnant and that's what swam out when we went to ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2016
    This is a video of a group of Japanese students hatching a baby chicken with no shell, just a glass and some Syran wrap. Is that really hatching then? I feel like the egg is an important part of hatching. This is more like, growing a chicken in a cup. You know I got into an... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2016
    Because they really are aliens, this is a video of a bunch of baby Pale Octopuses hatching from their eggs and getting their first taste of the constant terror that is life under the sea. Back me up, Sebastian. "I stay hidden under a rock all day long." See? And what about ... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2016
    This is two and half month old baby Isabelle Kaplan (left). She was born with a full head of hair and the internet has decided she looks like a news anchor. Which, admittedly, she does. I wasn't born with any hair and STILL don't have any. You know why? Because I'm actuall... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2016
    This is a short video of a male seahorse birthing 2,000 babies. For reference, that is a lot of babies. 2,000 more than I will probably ever birth. "Never say never." TRUE. Maybe I will just start with 1,000 though. You know, take it easy. Did you know less than 5 out of... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    These are several pictures of a baby panther chameleon that has had its egg removed by a human helper after he failed to break out of it himself. Man, sometimes I wish I was still inside my egg. Here is a baby Panther only seconds old that didn't realize he was out of the e... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Seen here looking like it's trying to hump a giant lava rock, this is some very rare underwater footage (it would have been even rarer if it were above water) of a giant squid giving birth. I'm not even entirely sure I know what I'm looking at. Of these thousands of babies, o... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2014
    PROTIP: Check your volume, screaming. This is a video of magician Rahat Hussein (of the invisible driver drive-thru prank fame) trying to scare people with an alien chestbursting prank. It's decent. Plus you can buy the costume for $30 to do it yourself on Halloween HERE. A... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    This is a video of Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (Guinea Pigs -- turn the English subtitles on) getting electrodes strapped to their stomachs and electrified in waves to mimic the last two hours of contractions before childbirth. They both do a pretty go... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2012
    This is a video of Keo the dolphin (NOT Echo) giving birth to a baby. Do you know what a baby dolphin is called? Whatever the mother chooses to name it. "That was dumb." Fine, they're called calves. The first two minutes is just Keo swimming around with an extra tail hangi... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    My God -- that kid can probably see through walls. So apparently a British team of scientists and health-care professionals has successfully documented a live birth with MRI technology through the use of a new "open" style machine, which allowed a rare glimpse into just WTF is... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    As you may well know because you're all worldly and know things about things, Japan's birth rate is in the proverbial robotic toilet. So a group of graduate students at the University of Tsukuba designed a robot baby that's supposed to show couples how fun it is to care for a ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2010
    What better way to spend Valentine's Day than home alone in front of the television at 10PM Eastern watching a Discovery Channel special on dinosaur sex? I can't think of a single one. Of course, I can't think of a better way to spend any day. Tyrannosaurus Sex, the Discov... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they're projected out of their mothers' vaginas? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic. So yeah, thanks -- I, uh, think. Extraordinary Animals In The Womb aired last year, using advances in scanning and imaging technol... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2009
    This is a mammogram ultrasound of a woman who, quite clearly, is gonna give birth to a Super Mario character. It came with the following note: I think maybe Amy has been playing too much Nintendo.... (When you work around designers - it only takes an off hand half-mention o... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    In one of the most f'ed up things I've seen in recent history, the University of Arizona Medical Center has a robotic woman that gives birth to a robotic son so that medical students can witness the horrors of robotic birth firsthand. Named Noelle, she grunts, screams, yells a... / Continue →