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  • September 14, 2015
    This is a video of a cool dude in his cool car who decides to challenge the guy next to him to a little street drag race. He loses. It brought me great joy. If I could witness this once a day in real life I think I would be a lot less angry and hateful. I don't though so I ... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is a video of a massive wedge-tailed eagle (with a wingspan of 2 meters) in Australia defending its territory against an intruding drone. The eagle was unharmed in the attack, presumably because this is the same eagle that saved Gandalf and it doesn't put up with any shit... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    This is a short video of a man stumbling into a Ninjas Anonymous meeting. It looks empty, but you have to remember: ninjas are everywhere. And apparently they don't like non-ninjas creeping in on their meetings. I can't say I blame them. I used to go to meetings for people ... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2014
    This is the Windows desktop Redditor Croft1342 came back to after having a friend repair his computer. Apparently a single one of the Chrome icons is actually Chrome, and the rest are all Internet Explorer. No word if Croft knew how to solve the riddle without going through e... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is the '2013 instant karma fails' compilation created by Uniformedia. I've had a pretty piss-poor couple of days, so I really needed that. You know how I feel about jerks and @$$hole getting what's coming to them -- that is like, MY THING. Granted in some of the clips I... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    Picture related: phone I wouldn't touch. A Ugandan man was recently hospitalized after stealing a quarantined ebola patient's phone, and contracting the disease himself. Wow bro, stealing from people in the hospital -- really? "They were gonna die anyways!" You're sick. Th... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    Two-time Pokemon champion (and f***ing idiot) Ruben Puig Lecegui was recently relieved of his title after it was discovered he and part of his team dropped Digletts (read: shat) in the hallway of their hotel during the championship. I...can't say I expected anything less from ... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2012
    Inb4 that sounds like it turned out to be an unsafe sale. eBay seller jameslabrecque (aka James Labrecque) recently sold this locked floor safe on eBay believing it was empty. But it was not. The buyer opened it and found over $26,000. Now James is wishing his legs were lim... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2012
    Because kids are dumb as shit, Reddit user Frankyou's little cousin posted his new cell phone number on Facebook and told everyone he was bored. Unsurprisingly, he got trolled instead of receiving a bunch of naked pictures from girls. Weird how that works out, isn't it? Like... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2011
    Remember the video of the bearded dragon playing Ant Crusher on a smartphone? How could you forget, that was just...last Thursday? No clue, I'm bad with dates (I once called a girl fat at dinner!) and have a serious alcohol problem. Well here to prove amphibians are every bi... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    Robots: they're greedy. You give them two feet and they try to take a yard. Then? Then they take the beating of a lifetime. *ties electric cord to ceiling fan, watches robot get beat against walls until pieces start coming off* Now THIS -- this is real entertainment. Shii... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    Can you tell who doesn't belong? SPOILER: The lion, sicko. Apparently "lookist" dating website was recently hacked, and accepted over 30,000 busted-ass, booboo looking people over the course of six weeks because its rating system was jeopardized. Per compa... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Fire in your hole! This is a short video of the Vancouver riots after Boston beat them in the Stanley Cup Finals. Rioting: it's not just for winning teams anymore. Anyway, Burntpeen Ohmyballs here takes a flashbang straight to the wiener. And he deserved it. You know, this... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    I'm no expert, but that definitely doesn't look like 'HDD Inside'. Some Ruskie, in desperate need for a little extra hard drive space to store all his commie fetish porn, drove all the way to the Russian/Chinese border to pick up a 500GB black-market Samsung. This is what he ... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    Seen here getting his what will go down in history books as "ZERO SWERVE" on, a laptop thief records himself on webcam dancing to 'Make it Rain' (make it rain? you couldn't even muster a drizzle -- you'll never be an Indian shaman!) IN HIS MOM'S KITCHEN. My f*** that's gangst... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    These are a bunch of steampunk insects made out of old ammunition and pocket-watch parts by Tom Hardwidge. As you can see, they're pretty good looking. Unless you hate steampunk stuff, in which case they're probably pretty bad looking. Whatever side of the fence you yell ove... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    Sad burglar is sad. Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN -- GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone charging at a house he was robbing... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2011
    "Wow, that firework sounded close!" An aspiring Russian suicide (you'll never make pro!) bomber, believed to be operating with the same jerkoffs that blew up part of the Moscow airport earlier this week, was blown up prematurely on New Years Eve after receiving a text from her... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn't having it. BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN! Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital's Burn Center. Evansvill... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    This is a custom 'Shoryuken' vanity plate (most definitely this guy's) spotted by Jonah Ray while leaving the Weird Al concert Friday night at the Orange County Fair. Jonah, who's a personal friend, decided it'd be cool to go to the show instead of my birthday party on Friday ... / Continue →