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  • February 28, 2013
    This is an Ice King snow sculpture from Adventure Time. He looks sad. Like he just wants to find a princess but can't. Poor Ice King, settle for a giant snow penis? Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he goes around kicking the heads off snowmen and replacing them... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2013
    WARNING: IT'S HARD TO WATCH THAT POOR BASTARD GETTING BEAT AGAINST THE PLANE DURING FLIGHT, I RECOMMEND NOT WATCHING THE VIDEO UNLESS YOU'RE ADAM OR EVE AND HAVE A SERIOUS THING AGAINST SNAKES. This is a video of a 3-meter python trying to fly without paying from Australia to ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2012
    Give it to me straight, is that where Dr. Manhattan is from or not? A rogue planet with no star to orbit was recently discovered 100-light years away from earth. It's caused scientists to speculate that sunless planets are a lot more common than previously thought and realize... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2012
    Now make Harley Quinn pole-dancing on a toilet brush. This is a custom Batman toilet paper holder made by Redditor conrick. He stands 31-inches tall and only dispenses the good stuff. None of that newsprint toilet paper you can still read the headlines on. I dunno though, I... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    Because it's Friday and I have things to do this afternoon that don't involve being stuck in this office listening to my officemate brag about how laid he's gonna get this weekend despite the fact he and I both know he stands zero chance and is gonna wind up playing Star Wars: ... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2011
    Remember the video of the bearded dragon playing Ant Crusher on a smartphone? How could you forget, that was just...last Thursday? No clue, I'm bad with dates (I once called a girl fat at dinner!) and have a serious alcohol problem. Well here to prove amphibians are every bi... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    This is a video of TRON guy Jay Maynards (as in, *kick* OOOOH MAYNARDS!) "performing" on 'America's Got Talent', a freakshow where three questionably talented judges gauge the talent of a bunch of weirdos. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Unfortunately for the Matrix or whatever, TRON guy pe... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    You'd have remembered to feed the poor bastard. Oh well -- fish stick for dinner! Picture Thanks to Andy, who once forgot to feed his cat while playing World of Warcraft but it started clawing his socks and he remembered (plus bled!).... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2010
    Remember the washing machine that failed to clean a brick? Well here it is again with a face. Not so funny now, is it? Yes, yes it is too. As a matter of fact, it's even funnier. Unfortunately, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put the washer back toget... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    Seen here cupping his imaginary friend's balls, a recent study indicates that Darth Vader might have actually suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). I know, I'm shocked too. But not by Emperor Palpetine -- I ain't going out like that, Wrinkles! [Anakin] Skywalk... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    A deceased monster was found floating in an Ontario lake earlier this week. The only thing is, it's not a monster. It's just some dead-ass animal that's had the hair gnawed off it's face by ornery beavers or some shit. The unsightly critter was spotted in Big Trout Lake by t... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2010
    I don't know if China has even seen a drawing of a Yeti before but they never look like this. And they're also never in pink cages popping an angry squat while their picture's being taken. Glaring inaccuracies aside, this is the "oriental yeti". The creature was snared in Si... / Continue →