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  • August 22, 2014
    Some theaters in China are experimenting with "bullet screens," a service that allows moviegoers to text messages on screen while the movie is playing. You know, because I care what the person next to me is thinking. God willing, they'll at least have their phones on dim and ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2012
    Inb4 why do all patent drawings look like something out of a 70's science textbook? Nokia recently filed a patent for the technology that will allow a user to be alerted to an incoming call/text message/email via vibrating tattoo. Because God forbid you have to rely on your a... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2011
    You know how many mornings I've woken up and had zero clue what I did the night before? Every single one. But now allegedly sober people are claiming to be sending text messages in their sleep. Wow, can't say I'm surprised. Or good looking. :/ Dr Cunnington described slee... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2011
    Note: That isn't the whole graphic. If it were, it would be worth like an F- in Infographics 101. Hit the jump to see the whole thing. This is an infographic all about spam text messages. Personally, I've never received a spam text message. Well, unless those 'your account... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Note: I had to cut this thing like a paper snowflake, hit the jump to see the whole graphic. We've already seen one infographic on texting, but here comes another with a bunch of other stats. Namely, what percentage of text messengers think it's kosher to text during sex. An... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2010
    Note: This is only only a small portion of the chart, you're gonna need to hit the jump to see it in all it's button-mashing glory. Texting: everybody does it. Some more than others *ahem, little girls!* but everybody does it. Somebody who tells you they've never texted b... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    This is 16-year-old Annie Levitz. Annie has developed carpal tunnel from texting. And not even that much texting -- girl only sent about 4,000 messages a month. Pfft, I DO THAT IN A DAY. Aaaaand I can't feel my fingers. "I definitely regret it," she said about her heavy te... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    A Canadian man was recently broken up with by his girlfriend after she found racy text messages on his cell phone. Only thing was, the messages come preloaded on every model of that phone. Ah, women. They're all batshit crazy. The Winnipeg man is calling for the phones to b... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    You ever wonder what Mario and the gang do when they get drunk at night? Well now we have some insight into their night lives thanks to these texts. And as you'll read, they do the same things we do! Except for the sex with dinosaurs thing. *wink* Because nobody around her... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2009
    Some idiot moron, in an effort to become the world's biggest failure at life, used 662,258 text messages on his iPhone in a month. Plus the jerkbag got the 12,301 page itemized bill sent to him, so he doesn't even care about trees. I did the math, and it comes out to sending ... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2009
    HelloFromEarth.net is a website where you can submit text messages to be broadcast to Gliese 581d, a planet 20-light years away that may or may not support life (but 100% does). You have until the 24th of the month to submit your texts. Aaaaaaand here are some awful examples ... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2009
    Can you believe it? Parents are actually breaking the code of "secret" text speak that teenagers use to talk dirty to one another and make plans to *gasp* smoke the marijuana. Ever wondered what the secret codes that teenagers are bashing out on mobile phones and computers me... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2009
    He's not just driving any bus either, he's sporting that short joint (see man in wheelchair tethered in the back). Jesus. Dude texts for six minutes straight before finally rear-ending somebody. You'd think being on camera would be enough to deter this sort of behavior, but... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    That's right, in a bid to be crowned the world's biggest losers, Nick Andes, 29 and Doug Klinger, 30, sent over 217,000 text messages during the month of March. Also, Nick was mistakenly sent a $27K phone bill (which has since been cleared up) for the textacular achievement. ... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2009
    Fiona Carswell is a friendless hag who lives in the woods and tries to entice children into her gingerbread house to eat them. Just kidding, I'm sure she's cool and has tons of friends. But that didn't stop her from designing 'Cell Stickies', which are electro-static stickers... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2009
    This video is chock-full of slanderous lies and half-truths about the dangers of texting in an attempt to sell you little plastic thimbles to slip on your thumbs when using your cell phone. I'm only posting it because 1. I can't believe these pieces of shit and 2. I just love ... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2009
    Remember the story earlier in the week about the girl that sent 14,528 text messages in a month? Well, it turns out she's not the only daughter I'd lock in the basement. Emilee Cox, a 14 year old from Clermont, Florida, sent and received 35,463 texts in a single month. Which... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2009
    Reina Hardesty, 13, sent 14,528 text messages last month alone. That's a lot. I wonder if she has carpal tunnel. Or really swollen thumbs. The online AT&T statement ran 440 pages. "First, I laughed. I thought, 'That's insane, that's impossible,' " the 45-year-old dad sa... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2008
    Apparently the Russian patent office granted a trademark to resident doucheweed Oleg Teterin, a man who now allegedly owns the rights to the ;-) emoticon. WTF! But critics doubt the trademark's legal basis as the emoticon has been in the public domain for years. "I want t... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2008
    Ooooh, I like that tie. The Immersion Scarf is basically a smaller version of a whatever the hell you'd call this thing. But, instead of being used in conjunction with a computer, it was designed for use with cell phones and portable gaming systems. And no so much for warmth... / Continue →