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  • April 24, 2013
    Note: The Geekologie Writer does not condone cheating (on tests OR lovers) and managed to make his way through high school, undergrad, and a master's degree and he's dumb as shit so come on, if he can do it, so can you. Sure I failed the hell out of some tests, but you know wh... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    These are instructions on how to make a Coke bottle cheat sheet. Admittedly it's pretty ingenious, but I don't promote cheating. I never cheated in school. If I wasn't prepared for a test I would fail the shit out of it with flying colors plus draw a couple penises. Sure I ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2010
    This is a video of a gamer girl (A gamer girl, not THE gamer girl) testing the durability of NES cartridges by freezing them, putting them in the washing machine, dropping them off buildings, drilling them, fireworking them and running them over with cars. How do the games fai... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2009
    NASA, an organization that has actually convinced itself they put men on the moon despite it being all staged in Hollywood, is now testing a new rocket. The phallic booster is the first new design to come out of agency since 1981. Which, incidentally, is the year I was born. ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2009
    Remember the Terrafugia "roadable aircraft" (drivable plane)? Well it took its first test flight earlier this month, and as is evident from this video after the jump, it was boring as shit. The Terrafugly has a 450-mile flying range, converts from plane to plane that can driv... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2008
    This is a Google Maps Street View of what is allegedly a Porsche prototype being tested in Colorado. Hit the jump for another picture of several different cars, all being covered as the Google Street View van rolls by soliciting children with the promise of free Chupa Chups. ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2008
    Geekologie reader Dustin got partial credit (2/5 points!) for pulling the ol' picture of a spider trick on an algebra test in college. Good looking, Dustin! It's just too bad your teacher's a dick -- I think we can all agree that spider's easily a 3-pointer. Thanks again Dus... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2008
    Tokyoflash is back at it, this time with a wicked new design -- The Negative. The appropriately named device tells time using the negative space created by lit LEDs. Available in polished silver or polished black, Negative's LCD screen is always displaying the time, allowing ... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2008
    Scientists at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La Jolla, CA announced on Thursday that they've developed a drug that gives you the benefits of exercise without actually doing anything. Unfortunately, they tested the compound on mice instead of my bedridden lover. ... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2008
    This is allegedly a Segway crash-test video used to determine the effects (including potential eroticism) that can occur when someone plows their Segway into a stationary person. If you can't watch it, it basically looks like two dummies kissing. Honestly, I don't even know w... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2008
    The Museum of Modern Art in New York recently had this installation, "Victimless Leather", on display. It's a coat made out of mouse embryonic stem cells. However, after just a month the coat was too large to continue growing in its flask and had to be killed. Now the creato... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2008
    I touched on this packing tape back in October, but now SUCK UK is selling the stuff, in both traditional LCD and Pixel varieties. A mini roll will set you back £5 (~$9.80) and the big ones go for £7.50 (~$14.70), which is pretty freaking expensive for some damn tape. Still... / Continue →