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  • June 17, 2014
    A recent study has found that couples with a television in the bedroom are more likely to bone, and more often. A personal study has found that only having an AM/FM clock radio almost always leads to masturbating solo. The very important research looked into the relationshi... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2014
    This is the opening to Game of Thrones imagined as if it took place in Super Mario World, complete with chiptuned theme song. That's pretty much all there is to say except TAG YOU'RE IT, NO TAG BACKS. Hit the jump for the video. Hit me in the stomach for puke.... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    LEGO just announced this line of LEGO Simpsons minifigs (closeups of them all below) for release on May 4th to coincide with a special Simpsons LEGO episode on FOX. The figures will come blind-bagged (you don't know who you're getting) for $4 apiece. Obviously, I need the Ral... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    Philadelphia's Dock Street Brewing Company has just announced Dock Street Walker, a 7.2% American Pale Stout brewed with goat brains. The beer was crafted to celebrate the 4th season finale of The Walking Dead, and will only be available in the brewery's pub starting March 30t... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    This is the interior of Seinfeld's apartment made for touring with an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Practicing coming through the door like Kramer?!" What? No. I was going to say having virtual sex on Jerry's couch and kitchen co... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    Originally I misspelled the title 'snowglove'. How embarrassing would that have been if I hadn't caught it? "Not any more so than the rest of the mistakes you make." TRUE. Remember that time I accidentally copy/pasted one of my sexy Google Chat conversations into a post and... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    This is a video from a Russian electronics store (possibly Best CCCP Buy) of a new employee who's been told she has to activate a plasma television by blowing into a compressor then pressing a foot pedal to pump plasma into the screen. The pranksters even attached a laptop for... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2013
    This is a short video of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation edited together so the cast sings 'Let It Snow' (technically, 'Make It So'). At least that's what the first half of the video is. The second half is the guy who edited it talking about a video game he's develo... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2013
    Four years after his much plumper brother Mario (Lou Albano) took the warp pipe, Luigi (Danny Wells) from the late 80's/early 90's Super Mario Bros Super Show has passed away. He was 72. He is survived by the lovechild he and Princess Peach had that Mario thought was his. Re... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2013
    This is an interactive music video for Bob Dylan's classic 'Like A Rolling Stone' featuring a little TV set that you can use to change the channel and watch people on all the different programs lip-sync the song. There's Drew Carey on The Price Is Right, Marc Maron doing a pod... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2013
    Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, hit the jump to see the whole mile-long thing. This is an infographic featuring 50 things that somebody believes every geek should know. That person is obviously not me, because I don't give a shit if you know all or none of ... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2013
    This month DirecTV will start offering DOGTV, a $10/month 24-hour channel with programming "scientifically developed" for dogs left at home while their owners are away (although apparently that chick in the picture is really into it too). DOGTV's 24/7 programing helps stimul... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2013
    I'm sure everybody who cares already knows, but potential real-life wizard Peter Capaldi has been chosen to play the new Doctor Who. He is the twelfth actor to play The Doctor. Me? I've played doctor with my girlfriend before. She was like, "Doctor, please, I need a full ph... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2013
    If you haven't already seen it, this is the official trailer for the 13-part Cosmos miniseries coming to Fox sometime in 2014. The first thirty-five seconds feature some outerspace renderings and Carl Sagan's soothing voice, followed by two minutes of f***ing loud explosions, ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2013
    Painted by artist Marc Simonetti, this is the Iron Throne that George RR Martin says best fits the Iron Throne he envisioned himself while writing the 'A Song of Fire and Ice' series. As you can see, IT'S F***ING GNARLY. \m/ This Iron Throne is massive. Ugly. Assymetric. It'... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2013
    This is a video of an alleged streaker breaking onto the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course set up on the Las Vegas strip and successfully running through most of it before being tackled by security. Now I'm not saying the show was in on this, but it totally was. I'm not ... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2013
    FOX commissioned a campaign for 'Dexter' from creative agency Cakehead Loves (of Resident Evil butcher shop fame) to celebrate the show's last season, which starts airing this Sunday. So Cakehead Loves got together with Annabel of the Conjurer's Kitchen (and realistic chocolat... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    This is a compilation video of some of the questionable looking fake websites and apps used in the Doctor Who show. Those things always crack me up. You know what show really made crappy looking websites to use on-air though? Gossip Girl. They made it look like blogging was... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2013
    A hacker in Montana (apparently they exist) is being blamed for compromising the local emergency alert system and broadcasting on KRTV and the CW that there have been reports of undead bodies rising from the grave. They weren't though, it was just a hoax. Or -- or -- DID it a... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2012
    This is Smash Mute, a giant $25 mute button to punch when those loud-ass local commercials come on during a football game. Although allegedly in December the FCC will require commercials be the same volume as the programming they so rudely interrupt, so it might become obsolet... / Continue →