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  • March 27, 2015
    This is two-and-a-half minutes of dashcam footage released by the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety revealing that distracted driving is the cause of nearly 6 out of 10 "moderate to severe" teenage accidents. The other 4 out of 10 moderate to severe teenage accidents? Knockin... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2013
    A 16-year old girl and her 15-year old BFF (and future cellmate) used prescription sleeping pills to lace the milkshakes of the 16-year old's parents so they would fall asleep and the girls could use the internet after their 10PM 'no internet use' curfew. Presumably to webcam ... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2011
    According a questionable study conducted by the The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University, the 70% of teenagers that use social media websites like Facebook and Twitter are almost "twice as likely to use marijuana, three times as likely to drin... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2010
    You can't see the Geekologie kid because he's hovering above the rest with a f***ing jetpack on. That's my boy! If Internet Sites Were Teenagers [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the gara... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2009
    It was only a matter of time before somebody smoked enough weed to realize how cool a Three Teen Wolf Moon t-shirt would be, and here it is. Available from 80's Tees for 20 silver bullets, the shirt is sure to be a hit at parties. Mostly sausage parties, but still, you might ... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2009
    Teenager Alexa Longueira fell into a manhole while texting and walking. And I think we can all agree: under no circumstances should she be granted a license. She was walking along Victory Boulevard about to read a text message on her girlfriend's cell phone when the sidewal... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    So apparently (I can't believe I'm writing this) there's a Twilight makeup line coming out from DuWop, the cosmetic line being used during the filming of the new movie, "Blue Moon" or whatever. Want to look like a vampire and save $16? Don't sleep. Be transformed. Let the al... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2009
    Following in the trend of tweeting from the bathroom, a 17-year old Romanian girl died while apparently trying to Twitter from the tub (this new loofah feels great!). The Austrian times says that Maria Barbu was, in fact, in the tub while using Twitter when she likely reache... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2009
    I thought it would be more. Waaaay more. That equates to 87 hours a year spent surfing for porn. A further hour and 35 minutes is spent looking at dieting and weight loss websites. The poll revealed teenagers spend at least three hours and 10 minutes a week researching to... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2008
    Christian Phillips, 18, of Lake Worth, Texas, was arrested for delivering baskets of drugged cookies to police departments in the Dallas area. Christian, who we will now refer to as Dishonorable Captain Meltyface of the USS Acidprise, decided to be charitable with his stash of... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2008
    If you haven't heard (!) yet, stores and malls in England have been using a device called the Mosquito Alarm to keep kids from loitering. It's basically like a dog whistle, but for kids. The device "emits high-frequency noise which is audible — and annoying — to young ear... / Continue →