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  • August 5, 2011
    You know what the problem with coffee is? You can't inject it. Also, apparently some people complain about not being able to smell their coffee while they're drinking it with a lid, denying them part of the sensory sensation. You know, because taste and smell are connected (... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    All my teeth have already rotted out because I pass out drunk on the floor somewhere between the kitchen and living room every night without brushing, but that's just part of what makes me so dreamy. Plus I save like $6 a year on floss! But for those of you who still have mol... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    Some "geniuses" at MIT have developed a computerized toothpaste dispenser that mixes a different tasting toothpaste in accordance with the day's weather. I swear -- what will they think of next? SPOILER: some kind of stupid f***ing robot. The toothpaste is called "Tastes Lik... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Sure you have to wear this ridiculous hat, but that's a small price to pay to taste any flavor cookie you want. God I hope it comes preloaded with all the Girl Scout flavors! Plus pot brownies! Kidding, they always end up tasting like shit. Scientist Tajuki Narumi and a tea... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    The $10 'Spike your Juice' kit comes with everything you need to turn six 64oz bottles of fruit juice into booze in as little as two days, using rapidly fermenting yeast and black magic. It's simple (thanks little wizards)! 1. Pick your juice (minimum sugar of 20g/serving, no... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2010
    Alcohol and whippits in the same container? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY?! (It's not, but it actually is The Superficial Writer's -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) That's right folks, Whipped Lightning brand Whipahol combines the creamy goodness of whipped spunk with the intoxicating effects of ... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    For Pac-Man's 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out ... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2009
    I can't drink Jäger because it makes my clothes fall off and catch fire and me fight people and break stuff and all kinds of other awesome things that I have to start saving for special occassions. But hey, if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood, you'... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2009
    Normally I'm an airplane glue kind of guy, but hey, chocolate could be good. Good mixed with airplane glue! That's what I'm talkin' about -- double fist style! Anyway, Le Whif breathable chocolates are supposed to give you the same sensations as eating chocolate, but probabl... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2008
    It seems like every video game character out there wants his own damn energy drink these days. So it comes as no surprise that Mega Man (who actually looks like a little boy) in getting one to coincide with the release of Mega Man 9. At first glance the product looks like an ... / Continue →