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Google Street View: Naked Guy In Trunk

Looks perfectly normal to me. It was funny because Geekologie Reader Chris sent me a link to the actual Street View (HERE, currently unavailable) last week, but...
November 24, 2010

*facepalm* A Hello Kitty Ferrari 360 Modena

This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can't tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty. Also, ruining luxury cars. Seriously, that...
June 14, 2010

No, Absolutely Not: Gold Plated XBox 360's

No matter what the product, eventually some b-hole's gonna come along and gold-plate the thing and then try selling it for like a million times what it's...
April 6, 2010

No, Those Aren't Gaudy: Golden Speakers

Everybody knows gold makes for quality audio cable and connectors, but how does it fare as an actual speaker exterior? Pretty freaking ugly if you ask me....
March 17, 2009

Kinda Tacky: Diamond Plate Foosball Table

Foosball: the sport of champions. And by champions I mean those who like to drink in dark, smoke-filled bars. Which I freaking rule at! *high-five* Whoa, watch...
December 4, 2008

Haha, I'm Rich!: Fiber Optic Placemats

The LumiTable table runner is made from woven fiber optic strands and glows while you dine in the dark. Available in a variety of hideous colors, each...
December 1, 2008

Further Proof: Money Doesn't Buy Class

Thought the gold Porsche and Burberry Maserati were bad? How about a pink camo Bugatti Veyron? I know, I think I just shat in my mouth a...
September 10, 2008

$173,000: Microsoft Sunglasses For Sale

Need a new pair of sunglasses? Looking for an 80's pair that screams "I love Microsoft and don't care if I look like Billy Joel's grundle"? What...
September 2, 2008

Money Can't Buy Classiness: A Gold Porsche

From our "Money Can't Buy Classiness" department here at Geekologie comes this gold covered Porsche. Some moron with more money than taste has added almost 40 lbs...
July 8, 2008

Designer Guns Great For Gaudy Tramps

Couple one of these guns with a designer gas mask, and you're guaranteed to be the tackiest thing trying to run in stilettos during the coming robot/zombie/candied...
May 7, 2008