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  • February 24, 2016
    Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    Because people in t-rex costume videos are the new 'what happens when you put a red-hot ball of nickel on something' videos, this is a short clip of a t-rex doing flips on a trampoline. Admittedly, I thought it was pretty mesmerizing to watch. Like watching water boil, if wat... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2016
    This is a video of a t-rex riding a Paso Fino horse (known for their fine-step gait) kicking a giant soccer ball around. Then the t-rex rides the horse while waving an American flag. Then the horse pulls the t-rex on a sled. Then the t-rex stands up on the back of the horse ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2016
    This is Jurassic Parkour, a video of a dude in a t-rex costume performing a bunch of jumps and flips and other parkour stunts, brought to us by the same folks as the t-rex ninja warrior video. Who knew t-rexes were so agile? No wonder they were such fearsome predators. Still... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2016
    This is a commercial from Japan advertising those ultra-thin (0.01mm) condoms they have over there. Personally, I like really thick condoms (at least an inch or two) because they make my penis look bigger. The commercial features two Tyrannosaurus Rexes boning. The male fin... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2016
    Because plastic milk crates nailed to the wall aren't fancy enough for some people, this is the Dinosaur Decorative Wall Shelving available from expand furniture. It's not actually one piece though, it's a bunch of interlocking pieces you assemble yourself, so you can customiz... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    This is a video of athlete Reko Rivera in an inflatable t-rex costume practicing obstacles for American Ninja Warrior. Obviously, a real t-rex would never make it very far on the show because of their tiny arms and poor upper body strength. I would never make it very far on t... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I a... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2015
    This is the Jurassic Park themed photography background set for sale on eBay for £10,000 (~$15,000) by seller corpseguy, who is either a zombie or into shit I don't even want to think about. Obviously, I'm going to borrow my roommate's Paypal account and buy it, then install i... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is a replica of Stan, the most complete male t-rex fossil found to date (not to be confused with Sue, which is THE most complete t-rex fossil found to date). You can get a full-size (40-feet long, 15-feet tall) replica of him made by the folks at the Black Hills Institute... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes ... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    In news that will most certainly work its way into my most erotic fantasies, some paleontologists now believe that t-rexes hunted in packs, working together to bring down large prey. Clever girls. When reached for comment about the discovery, one blogger covered his boner wit... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2014
    A new horny-snouted and slightly smaller cousin of the t-rex has recently been discovered in China (long dead, sadly) and I'm confident at least one blogger has a boner about it. That blogger is not me though, because I'm currently in a committed relationship with a stegosauru... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    This is the t-rex chase scene from Jurassic Park recreated entirely out of cardboard, markers, and bad acting by the folks at CineFix. I also embedded a side-by-side comparison with the original so you can see just how closely they nailed it. Way better than I would have done... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Meet Nanuqsaurus, a miniature cousin of the t-rex that roamed northern Alaska some 70-million years ago. Roaming northern Alaska now? SASQUATCH. While this has been called a dwarf or pygmy in some quarters, it is hardly small with an estimated size of around 5 m in total le... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    This is Mercury the two legged cat. He was found at five weeks old with no front legs. Now he's having the time of his life. The folks that adopted him set up a Facebook page called Raising Mercury with a ton of pictures and you can find a bunch of videos at their Youtube pa... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Come hither. This is a paper t-rex optical illusion that appears to follow you with its head as you walk around it. Cool, but I still want one of those creepy paintings that follows you with its eyes as you move around the room. "Don't masturbate paintings" I call them. Kee... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    A new (but still long dead) t-rex like dinosaur species has been discovered in Utah, leading paleontologists to believe that large, bipedal carnivorous dinos were much more widely distributed than previously thought. Which is great news because no matter where my time machine ... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2013
    In recent years there have been some pretty defamatory claims that the t-rex was just a scavenger and didn't hunt other live dinos. But now, thanks to a t-rex tooth found lodged in the tailbone of a duck-billed dinosaur that clearly lived for some time after the encounter, pal... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    This is the life-size chrome t-rex built by artist Philippe Pasqua and on display near the Seine River in Paris. I smell a field trip! Jk jk, I smell the tuna salad sandwich that's been sitting at the top of my kitchen trashcan for three days that I can't take out because I'm... / Continue →