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  • March 4, 2014
    Him? Own a Master Sword replica? I don't believe it. So you might have noticed I didn't write yesterday because I am deathly ill but I am trying to write today but my brain feels like the Jello that somebody's already squished between the gaps in their teeth a couple times, ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    Note: No screencap is going to do this beast-ninja justice, just watch the video. This is a video from Russia of a cook whipping up what appear to be some sort of shawarma wrap, all set to the Mortal Kombat theme (which is actually playing in the restaurant/roller skating rink... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2013
    This is a video of blacksmith Tony Swatton of Man at Arms forging a replica of Link's iconic Master Sword. Then at the end a guy and a girl take turns using it to break a bunch of pots JUST LIKE LINK WOULD DO. Are there any rupees in this one? Nope. What about this one -- m... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2012
    Because it's dangerous to go anywhere on an empty stomach, here's Link's master sword made out of delicious baguette. It was baked by the kid in the picture (spacekat267), who, despite the ear plugs and tattoos, looks suspiciously like he's 13. I look 400, so obviously I'm a ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Seen here prior to (or possibly during) the inevitable onset of buyer's remorse, a Chinese man poses with the framed depiction of an in-game sword he purchased at auction for $16,000. The sword will exist in the yet-to-be-released martial arts themed MMORPG Age of Wulan, and w... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2011
    Napolean Dynamite deleted scenes. This is a video of a girl with a jian sword and her brother/lover from the same mother with a butterfly knife (plus sweet haircut!) "dancing" while their grandma sips a Budweiser and watches her grandchildren almost stab the butterball of a fa... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    This is the preview for the upcoming 'Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword' shown at the currently-happening San Diego Comic-Con. Not gonna lie, I'm getting pretty excited thinking about it (plus naked mermaids!). Yes it'll require digging my Wii out the back of my closet, and will... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2011
    The Branch Holder may look like a piece of molded rubber with a hole at each end and that's because that's exactly what it is. But once you slip that bad boy on your wiener a tree branch -- oh boy, it becomes a sword. Unless your parents are too cheap to buy you one, in which... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2011
    This is a machete-shooting slingshot. Or you could call it a crossbow. Just don't call it a catapult or you might wind up with a machete in your gut. From a general standpoint, it's badass, but from a zombie-apocalypse standpoint it's really not that practical because: 1. i... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE but you can go to Brian's DeviantART page for a massive 7500x5000px (18MB) version. Here's one last piece (promise) of Zelda propaganda to finish off the celebratory week. It's a chart depicting the various swords from the different Zelda games as cr... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Note: I know that screencap looks pretty booboo but I promise the video is actually cool. Hit the jump to watch it. This is a video of a samurai fighting some sort of shadow spirit made out of CG crows or some shit. I'm not really sure, but eventually it takes the form of ... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Seen here not even giving a f*** about the fluffy ball on his hat, 35-year old Nepalese soldier Bishnu Shrestha accepts an award for being a total badass and killing/maiming/scaring the living shit out of an entire gang of armed robbers/would-be-rapists off a train with nothing... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    This is a man and his full-scale and full-metal (read: heavy as f***) Buster sword from Final Fantasy VII. Sure dude looks more like he belongs on the set of a live-action World of Warcraft movie, but I can look past that. What I can't look past is that sword, because my God ... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2011
    Beard: real or Sharpie? Seen here proving denim's making a comeback, Ricky Lee Kalichun (who looks suspiciously like a short-bus zombie) was arrested after trying to drunkenly break into an old roommate's with his face all markered up and wielding a "large sword". LEARN HOW T... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2010
    Now throw it in the air and try to catch it! This is a video of a couple LARPers (I assume) swinging a sword (but NOT a two-handed great sword) around that has a video camera taped to the end. Admittedly, the footage is pretty neat to watch, just not as neat as if guy had acc... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    Cake Rhapsody (aka Barbarann Garrard) made this Kill Bill inspired cake for her daughter's birthday. That's pretty much all the info I have, minus they should have warned me beforehand that the katana isn't edible. You ever pissed a katana before? Me neither, but if it's any... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    This is a sessy video of a pole dancing ninja that, for at least part of her routine, performs with her sword out. An actual sword FYI, that wasn't a euphemism for a man-hammer. Or was it? It wasn't so just go watch the video. Pole dancing ninjas: they're not as uncommon as... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2010
    Sir Terry Pratchett, best known for his sci-fi series Discworld and co-authoring Good Omens with Neil Gaimen, was knighted last year and decided to make himself a sword to celebrate the occasion. But not just any sword, oh no -- a magical sword. Forged from meteorites. In Mo... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    Want a wedding band created using the same 'mokume gane' technique as authentic samurai swords? You're in luck! But also out of luck because you're getting married. There's only one way out of this: I'm gonna have to cut your ring finger off. Ready? HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-Y... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    Note: Uncensored picture is after the jump but cannot be unseen and will almost certainly pop into your head the next time you're trying to perform for a lady. You have been warned. I don't know how many of you have played Fat Princess for the PS3 but it's kind of addictive i... / Continue →